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W zwiazku z tym że wszechobecny polski powoduje ból dupy powstał specjalny kanał IRC. https://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23cebula,%23int,%23chat&server=irc.dev-urandom.eu Jedyne co musisz dalej zrobic to wybrac nicka. #cebula jest od rozmów po polsku, #chat jest zintegrowany z grą, #int jest od kontaktu z administracją.

Commonwealth of Onionland

Commonwealth of OnionlandRzeczpospolita Cebulandzka
Capital Unnamed Capital City
Papieżowo (de facto)
Official Languages Polish
Demonyn Onionish
Government Noble National-Catholic People's Democratic Republic
Leader Every Pole is a ruler for himself
Motto Jan Paweł 2 Jebał Małe Dzieci('In Pope We Trust')
Establishment 17-02-2013
Population ~12
Abbreviation Onionland, Cebulandia
ASC ON
Anthem Mądrości Janusza

Worst nation ever.

Foundation

One day lots of Poles came and wanted to build together. They found a cosy plain and started building ukrainian buildings and flooding chat with Polish.

Age of Polonophobia and Finnish Wars

Some people didn't liked how chat is flooded with potatospeak and decided to stop this polonisation. Brave men from all over the server came to Onionland several times to force poles to speak english by fighting them. Many epic battles have taken place. Some of them were initiated by the anti-polish coalition like Operation Kurwa Mac, others where provocated by poles like papiezowyblues' troll. All of these battles always ended with endless butthurt of both sides.

Because Poland is first to fight and one war is not enough for brave hussars, Onionlanders started a conflict with Finngols. With help from the oppressed by the unfamous finnish dictator, the colony of Walefinów was started. Brave onion people used it as a military base for future wars for few days. As soon as the settlement was founded the leader of Finngolia used his powers to ruin the fun and expel poles from their colony. Time will tell about end of this conflict.

Shakomatic Trying to Find the Polish Leader

Located in south of an unnamed continent somewhere between new spawn and Breshik.

Poles will never let anyone rule them. That's why instead of picking a one man rule they all gather on Sejms to discuss about nation's matters. All decisions are maken by voting.

Rich in coal. Very rich. Black gold makes this nation stronk.

Because Polan's known of potatoes there are plans to make Onionland #1 producer of this tasty vegetable.

Poles have no culture. Infa 1488%. Hatred for ordnung.

Rightful Citizens

These are the rightful citizens of Oniongrad. Remember that all Onionlanders are polish, but not all polish are Onionlanders. We are not responsible for everything that every polish speaking idiot did on the server. PS. this is true

  • Benito
  • Blendzior
  • Guwniak
  • m__b
  • Misztal
  • PAPIEZTANCZY
  • PaulAtryda
  • Rumzeiss
  • walensa
  • Enton

Deprivied of Citizenship

These people commited crimes against onionish nation and thus they've nothing to do with rightful Onionlanders.

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