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The Coronation Heist
| The Kreigstein Coronation Heist | |
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| Dates | 9-2-14 |
| Location | Nouvelle Kriegstein |
| Result | Ender obtains Crown |
| Belligerents | |
 Ender Republic |  Kingdom of Kriegstein |
| Leaders and Commanders | |
| Glitchy | Sidmarcus01 |
| Strength | |
| 1 | Lots of spectators |
| Losses | |
| A few minutes | Crown |
The Background
Kriegstein announced a Coronation Ceremony on Sunday the 9th of February. Little did the crownee, Sidmund Marcus the First, know history tends to repeats itself.
The Ceremony
The Pope used preist-like teleportation powers to warp attendants to the ceremony. They all stood and watched (as Kreigstein cannot afford chairs) and begun the music. Pope Rosendiana Jones spoke words of blessing and threw the crown on the ground and Sid absorbed it.
The Kreigstein Pool Party
After the crown was bestowed (along with some stick or something) Sid, Pope Rosen, and the attendees left the church to have a pool party. Other attendees wandered around town a bit. Rosen flew around like a helicoptor casually showing off his ability to levitate to the bunch of people.
Everyone kinda wandered around, unconcerned of the mysterious figure in a blue hood was walking around.
The Heist
After some splashing around in the pool of holy water, Sid hopped out and went towards the church to get a towel, but didn't notice the blue hooded figure sneak up behind him and jabbed him between the armor pieces.
[Sidmarcus01 was slain by GlitchyBat] (12:51:40 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: FUG (12:51:41 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: o kurwa (12:51:43 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: HAIL ENDER (12:51:52 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh crown (12:51:55 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh royal scepter (12:52:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ;_;
The blue hooded assassin, revealed to be none other than Glitchy, swiftly grabbed the Crown from Sid's unconscious body and warped home. Unfortunately for him, he was unaware a sceptor was also present, but was probably a stick or something so who cares.
A Series of Unfortunate Events
After warping home with the magic of Ender Dragon's love, Glitchy typically rubberbanded because he has shitty USA internet. He dropped the crown which Pope Rosen, who followed Glitchy's teleportation trace and probably has superior internet, picked up. Glitchy, being schizophrenic from the last time a mod got involved in politically motivated attacks, attacked the Pope and took back the crown.
[Rosenmann teleports to GlitchyBat] [Rosenmann was slain by GlitchyBat] (12:52:21 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: NO STEALING STOLEN CROWN [Rosenmann bans Glitchy forever for the reason of 15]
Glitchy immediately started crying in IRC like Togepi from the older Pokemon anime episodes.
**(12:52:28 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oops** (12:52:35 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I have you some spruce saplings (12:52:38 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: don't have dark oak ones (12:52:42 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: *gave (12:52:45 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: wher is it? **(12:52:48 PM) GlitchyBat: MODABUZE** (12:52:53 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: 32 to be exact, along with the dirt **(12:52:58 PM) Rosenmann: I will lift a ban soon (12:53:07 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: it's a permaban (12:53:07 PM) Rosenmann: I am unpolitical** (12:53:12 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: gotta go (12:53:17 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: cya] **(12:53:17 PM) Rosenmann: how do i tempban xD (12:53:18 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >Reason: 15** (12:53:19 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Ok Cya (12:53:21 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil left the Server **(12:53:23 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: you put the number AFTER the reason (12:53:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oooh (12:53:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i forgot**
Glitchy was then unbanned from his 15-minute permaban in about 5 minutes. Glitchy logged on and lead Rosen to his death chest, making ammends and clearly stating that Ender does not have any means of aggression to apolitical popes.
Reactions
I like this song - t. Blue hooded figure
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(12:17:24 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: 21h30 22h30
(12:17:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: around there
(12:17:33 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Okay
(12:17:53 PM) Aineias: so in 13 mins?
(12:18:08 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Well you guys can come in 13 minutes
(12:18:37 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: but you will certainly have to wait for other people
(12:18:46 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—D
(12:19:06 PM) venomthrope: wots happenings
(12:19:25 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Coronation ceremony :—D
(12:19:26 PM) venomthrope: oh noes
(12:19:32 PM) venomthrope: gayy
(12:19:37 PM) Sept: Sid how long to ceremony
(12:19:40 PM) houdini: [G] MrFroggyDoggyMan left the Server
(12:19:48 PM) Sept: i need to shower and shave and leave in 40 minutes
(12:19:58 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: oh dog
(12:20:02 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: eh
(12:20:02 PM) venomthrope: >shaving
(12:20:08 PM) venomthrope: >shower
(12:20:09 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i can stretch it to 50
(12:20:10 PM) Aineias: >not shaving
(12:20:11 PM) venomthrope: :–D
(12:20:23 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: how loing
(12:20:27 PM) venomthrope: only wiminz dont have beard
(12:20:27 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: til ceremoni
(12:20:33 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Until rosenmann comes
(12:20:35 PM) houdini: [G] Mad_Hodman: what ceremony?
(12:20:41 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: should i showwer shave now
(12:20:44 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: or later
(12:20:50 PM) Rosenmann: oh i almost forgot
(12:20:52 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: probably do it now
(12:20:54 PM) Rosenmann: I'm coming
(12:21:03 PM) venomthrope left the room (quit: “ HydraIRC → http://www.hydrairc.com ← Po-ta-to, boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew.”).
(12:21:04 PM) Aineias: silly pope
(12:21:21 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: ill be back in like
(12:21:22 PM) Rosenmann: :3
(12:21:23 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: 10 minutes
(12:21:26 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: okay
(12:21:27 PM) Rosenmann: nooooooooooooo
(12:21:30 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: wut
(12:21:31 PM) Rosenmann: I am coming right now
(12:21:38 PM) Rosenmann: because I want to play vidya with my rl friend
(12:21:41 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: if rosen is there it goes ahead sid?
(12:21:43 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann joined the Server
(12:21:44 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: fug
(12:21:47 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: yeah
(12:21:50 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: telen come
(12:21:51 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: ok coming
(12:21:54 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: niller come too
(12:22:02 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: I am already here
(12:22:04 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: rosen
(12:22:05 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil joined the Server
(12:22:06 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Trying to finish my house
(12:22:13 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: .дщпшт афафпф35
(12:22:21 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Just gonna finish it on the outside like in Sochi
(12:22:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: hue
(12:22:32 PM) Sept: lol
(12:22:41 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: where is Josza?
(12:22:42 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: creeper in mansion
(12:22:57 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: lagging cannot escape
(12:23:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: ok imma waiting at cathedral
(12:23:29 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: mad I guess you're there
(12:23:36 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: ralx gome
(12:23:38 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: rosen tp pls
(12:23:39 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i will consecrate it quickly
(12:23:45 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: fuk lag
(12:23:46 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: holy shit
(12:23:50 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: hi telendil
(12:23:53 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: just died because couldnt move
(12:23:54 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: :)
(12:23:55 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: hi
(12:24:02 PM) houdini: [G] Mad_Hodman: I don't even know what is going on
(12:24:03 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia left the Server
(12:24:05 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia joined the Server
(12:24:06 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: I meant tp to Kriegstein
(12:24:07 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: you wanted me to tp to you or other way around?
(12:24:22 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: tfw lagging terribly
(12:24:26 PM) houdini: [G] Mad_Hodman: tfw being plebeian
(12:24:28 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: head in ground
(12:24:29 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: thaks for the ride
(12:24:33 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat joined the Server
(12:24:35 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: who wants to be at coronationa
(12:24:38 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZHIl5MX7Bc
(12:24:40 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:24:44 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i am giving free tps to Sidmarcus
(12:24:46 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: hi
(12:24:51 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: hello
(12:24:59 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: am stuck in ground
(12:25:01 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: bonjour
(12:25:02 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: rosen save me
(12:25:08 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A joined the Server
(12:25:15 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: gay skin
(12:25:29 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: tfw super duper lag
(12:25:32 PM) houdini: [G] Mad_Hodman: totally hetero
(12:25:36 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: hi
(12:25:39 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: is someone hitting me
(12:25:42 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i cant see anything
(12:25:46 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >yaranaika
(12:25:55 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i tpt you to me septi
(12:25:58 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: where is septi?
(12:26:04 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i am superlagging sid
(12:26:08 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: rosen port me over
(12:26:27 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: ppa
(12:26:32 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: that feel when Righting a book
(12:26:32 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: hm?
(12:26:34 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia left the Server
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(12:26:38 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia joined the Server
(12:26:39 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: wrghting*
(12:26:55 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: BBA :3
(12:26:55 PM) Sept: writing
(12:26:55 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: wenn ich so dorf juden haben will
(12:26:55 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Czesc Kalkine :3
(12:27:00 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: tfw world does not load
(12:27:04 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: fuck me of all times to lag
(12:27:05 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: bad feel
(12:27:06 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: rose
(12:27:07 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: pls gib tp
(12:27:08 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: yes ral?
(12:27:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ;_;
(12:27:10 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: muss ich ne bahn hun bauen wo soe zu mir kommen oder
(12:27:12 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: TP ME ROSEN
(12:27:15 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: saviour me
(12:27:17 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: mahc was du willst
(12:27:22 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: aha
(12:27:22 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i tp'd you already
(12:27:23 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: many thanks
(12:27:24 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: or it's ery broken
(12:27:26 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: danke sehr nett
(12:27:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: very*
(12:27:28 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: holyy shit
(12:27:31 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i made it
(12:27:35 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: try to reload your java vm
(12:27:39 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: BBA, I'm building stuff again!
(12:27:42 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: fuk lag
(12:27:45 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: noice
(12:27:46 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: ok lacks niller I guess
(12:27:50 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: zell me where later
(12:27:52 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: my death chest -/
(12:27:54 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: and shago
(12:28:02 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: grab some confetti
(12:28:03 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: shago will never gome?
(12:28:13 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Is it starting?
(12:28:21 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: am i moving to you guys
(12:28:23 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: tfw no pws
(12:28:25 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: like in some minutes
(12:28:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: so yes gome niller
(12:28:41 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: B-but my emb assy is not done
(12:28:42 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Oh well
(12:28:42 PM) Sept: can you guys see me moving or not?
(12:28:43 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Kalkine, want to join the ceremony?
(12:28:51 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: What ceremony?
(12:28:56 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: you're standing still
(12:28:59 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Sid's coronation
(12:29:05 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: :D
(12:29:05 PM) Sept: dammit i haven't stopped lagging then
(12:29:08 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: pigeons
(12:29:22 PM) Sept: i am wakling around in my game
(12:29:26 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck joined the Server
(12:29:31 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Hello Enton
(12:29:32 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: oh shit it all happened
(12:29:42 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: hi koducks
(12:29:53 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: I am at the plaza thing infront of the mansion
(12:30:01 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: banksy will gome too?
(12:30:04 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Yes
(12:30:35 PM) Sept: where am i right now guys
(12:30:35 PM) Sept: where am i standing
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] BearMonger joined the Server
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] BearMonger left the Server
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: >attack on titan
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Sid's bildings are so nice
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: ;_;
(12:30:35 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: right front of my mansion
(12:30:42 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: ok i managed to loot the death chest
(12:30:44 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: thanks ppas ;_;
(12:30:45 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i think im back
(12:30:47 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: no more lags
(12:30:48 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: lots of ordnung
(12:30:58 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Rosenmann how do you like the altar
(12:31:06 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: he didn't like the central one
(12:31:08 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:31:09 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Why not.
(12:31:14 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Please don't be another Red Wedding :D
(12:31:22 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: it's ok
(12:31:24 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: no enderians
(12:31:25 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: gay skin ralx
(12:31:29 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: probably becasue ti was an addition to Catholic churches after the Council of Trient
(12:31:30 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: th-thanks
(12:31:31 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: Hey
(12:31:35 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: koduck hsa best skin
(12:31:39 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: Who's getting married?
(12:31:41 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: >no seats
(12:31:46 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: no seats
(12:31:47 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Me and you, Wanksy
(12:31:48 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:31:49 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Where's the ceremony
(12:31:50 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: lol burger
(12:31:51 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: ?
(12:31:57 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: eat the fuging salad
(12:32:20 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: hoi
(12:32:24 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: wrong direction
(12:32:31 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: i can get more wood
(12:32:32 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: I'm checking Mads house.
(12:32:46 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >chairs in the middle of the church
(12:32:48 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: :|
(12:32:55 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: can we just do it
(12:32:56 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: So many niggers.
(12:32:57 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: my only one
(12:32:58 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i need to go soon
(12:33:01 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: ok
(12:33:02 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ishiggydiddy
(12:33:07 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Let's start this
(12:33:09 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: ok can we start?
(12:33:11 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: shiggy diggy doo
(12:33:12 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: great
(12:33:13 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Noice skin, Mad.
(12:33:18 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: youtube.com/watch?v=lZHIl5MX7Bc
(12:33:21 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: play this :—D
(12:33:22 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: we have gathered here
(12:33:23 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: sword away
(12:33:24 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: do you prefer dark wood?
(12:33:25 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: kalkine
(12:33:26 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: or birch
(12:33:44 PM) Koinu [~xD@b7ec689.cloak.irc.dev-urandom.eu] entered the room.
(12:33:44 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: thank you based dragon
(12:33:47 PM) Koinu: life's suffering
(12:33:48 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: to pick a people humble enough
(12:33:52 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: Aye
(12:33:53 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: its my food m8
(12:33:54 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: ralx stole it
(12:33:57 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: Look me in the eyes
(12:33:59 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ahahah
(12:34:07 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: to be ruler of most catholic kingdom of kriegstein
(12:34:28 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: inb4 terrorist attack
(12:34:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: we shall ask heavens for all blessings for Sidmarcus The First
(12:34:38 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: yes will
(12:34:42 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: let him be cleansed from sin
(12:35:02 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: let him be enlighted by true wisdom
(12:35:03 PM) Ranshiin left the room (quit: “http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client”).
(12:35:17 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: *wank*
(12:35:30 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: http://i.imgur.com/XWZNbwq.jpg :D
(12:35:37 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: may the gold and all valuables excess in his life
(12:35:48 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: Is that yaoi?
(12:35:51 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i will give him the stick that symbolises all wealth of the world
(12:35:58 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: Maybe
(12:36:06 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: are you ready for this sidmarcus?
(12:36:12 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Yes, I am
(12:36:22 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: you shalt receive a golden crown
(12:36:34 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: wear this crown responsibly
(12:36:36 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: >not dia crown
(12:36:47 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: I will
(12:36:58 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: VIVE LA ROY
(12:37:00 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: viva la roy
(12:37:02 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Vive le roi!
(12:37:04 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >la
(12:37:05 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: VIVE LE KRIEGSTEIN
(12:37:06 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: 
(12:37:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: lelelele XD
(12:37:10 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: vive le roi!
(12:37:13 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: viva rex
(12:37:14 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Viva le roi
(12:37:22 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Vive Kriegstein et son peuple
(12:37:28 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—–D
(12:37:31 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: :DDDDDDDDD
(12:37:42 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: potatos for everyone
(12:37:43 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: gayyy
(12:38:08 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: CAKE FOR EVERYONE
(12:38:12 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: In the words of mary antoinette
(12:38:27 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: those weren't actually her words but falsely ascribed to her
(12:38:37 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: well she said bread
(12:38:39 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: really
(12:38:41 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: didn't she
(12:38:52 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: sorry enton I thought you were food
(12:39:04 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: fug
(12:39:08 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: they're after me
(12:39:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: eat the fuging salad
(12:39:10 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: and my burger
(12:39:11 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: HELPO
(12:39:13 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: HELP ME
(12:39:21 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: >americans
(12:39:22 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: sid
(12:39:25 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: i must be off
(12:39:26 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: lets kill something now
(12:39:28 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Ok septi
(12:39:29 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia: my country needs me
(12:39:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: cya
(12:39:33 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Bye
(12:39:34 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: bye
(12:39:42 PM) houdini: [G] Septicaemia left the Server
(12:39:43 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Kalkine please link on the map where you are building
(12:39:52 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: rawrawr
(12:39:57 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Just tp to me.
(12:39:58 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: (also I am barely online these days)
(12:39:59 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: well
(12:40:00 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: ok
(12:40:05 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: seems we can close the ceremony
(12:40:12 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: thank you all for your presence
(12:40:14 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—D
(12:40:21 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: yes
(12:40:26 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: SEEDS FOR SID I
(12:40:27 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: o/
(12:40:28 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: thanks to the pope
(12:40:29 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: :3
(12:40:37 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: that feel when don't know where this is
(12:40:46 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: This is an awesome place. :3
(12:40:54 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Quite close to your settlement.
(12:40:55 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: sec, opening the map
(12:40:56 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Its just south of my huge wheat farm, PPA
(12:41:07 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: noice
(12:41:17 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: ral stop eating melon
(12:41:18 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: nah
(12:41:19 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: you nigger
(12:41:21 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:41:23 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: lets go for a mobhunt, gentlemen
(12:41:24 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: your wheat farm is farther south
(12:41:25 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: :_DDDDDDD
(12:41:26 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: but I see
(12:41:31 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: okay
(12:41:32 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Best crowing evar
(12:41:33 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: this is on the other side of the sea from my settlement :3
(12:41:37 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: noice
(12:41:40 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: John DJ II approves
(12:42:02 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: let's hunt enderians
(12:42:03 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Need any clay?
(12:42:04 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:42:08 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Now?
(12:42:14 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: joke
(12:42:16 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703: Oh lol
(12:42:19 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: Kalkine
(12:42:23 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: As in dirt?
(12:42:24 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Yeah.
(12:42:25 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: no, clay
(12:42:30 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: as in the material
(12:42:31 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: they weren't even here to bomb the cathedral
(12:42:40 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: uuuuuuuuuuuuu
(12:42:44 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: mmmmmmmmmmmm
(12:42:47 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: mm mm mm
(12:42:49 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Clay's good too, but I'm in need of plain ol' dirt.
(12:42:50 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: mm mm mm
(12:42:52 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: uuuuuu uuuuuuuuuu
(12:42:53 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: oh
(12:42:55 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I'll see what I have
(12:43:02 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: let's kill Chickens
(12:43:36 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Oh, and dark oak and spruce saplings if you've got any.
(12:43:43 PM) Rosenmann: uuuuuu
(12:43:45 PM) Rosenmann: mmmm
(12:43:47 PM) Rosenmann: we shall
(12:43:49 PM) Rosenmann: mmm
(12:43:55 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: madison square gardens
(12:43:56 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: we shall destroy this program
(12:44:08 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: thank thank thank you
(12:44:14 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: you know
(12:44:15 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: uuuu
(12:44:16 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: you know what it is
(12:44:26 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Wanna see this bulding from my single player world?
(12:44:26 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: sure
(12:44:26 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: Rosenmann, why were you so lame
(12:44:27 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: i mean
(12:44:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: when
(12:44:34 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: hwy do you offend me
(12:44:35 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: you could have turned the entire ceremony into a pope show
(12:44:39 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: kurwa
(12:44:56 PM) Sept left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 20 seconds).
(12:44:56 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i could
(12:45:01 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i need papal palace
(12:45:03 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: or
(12:45:05 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: SANCTO PADRE
(12:45:06 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: MADISON SQUARE GARDENS
(12:45:13 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: dunno what to do hue
(12:45:15 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: or a football stadium
(12:45:21 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: madison square gardens
(12:45:26 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck: or some park in between two football stadiums
(12:45:28 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt: Beastiality anyone?
(12:45:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: mm-mm-mm-uuuuu
(12:45:38 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: >bestiality
(12:45:40 PM) houdini: [G] Koduck left the Server
(12:45:41 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: hey Sid
(12:45:45 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: yes telen
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(12:45:50 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: I just invented a sport
(12:45:55 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: go on
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(12:45:58 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: rib popar
(12:45:59 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I beat the elite four and the champ in Pokémon Y with just my Gardevoir before coming her
(12:46:01 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: *here
(12:46:04 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: sort of spliff
(12:46:05 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: best waifu
(12:46:16 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: http://i.imgur.com/t2ic1OD.png
(12:46:21 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: This is it.
(12:46:29 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: you have multiple chiggen farms
(12:46:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: this is noice kalkine
(12:46:34 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: cute dargon http://i.imgur.com/XWZNbwq.jpg
(12:46:36 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: :3
(12:46:37 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: on different levels
(12:46:41 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: kurwa
(12:46:43 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: who killed me
(12:46:52 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: use eggs to push enemies down
(12:46:53 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: skeleton
(12:46:57 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Thanks sid. :3
(12:46:58 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: hue
(12:47:05 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Yay, dirt.
(12:47:06 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: whoever cheaches botomn is looser
(12:47:07 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: looks cosy
(12:47:10 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: prezpramzam popar ;_;
(12:47:11 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: hue
(12:47:16 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: we will create it telen
(12:47:18 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—D
(12:47:19 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: I'm building a kind of folwark.
(12:47:20 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: once
(12:47:36 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Glitchy
(12:47:38 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I should finish my village already ;_;
(12:47:40 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: when will we battle?
(12:47:44 PM) Enton: u uuu uuuuuuuu
(12:47:45 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: huh?
(12:47:54 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: y'know ender war etc
(12:47:56 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: I think that's between Hino and Shako
(12:48:00 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: fug
(12:48:04 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: PPA, I've gotta tell you… the idea with steps as lines in fachwerk really blows.
(12:48:07 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: they're the leaders
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(12:48:17 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: Rosen, may I be crowned too later?
(12:48:18 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: It only looks good up front and from a large distance.
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(12:48:22 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: yeah, it only looks decent if you look at it
(12:48:26 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Fron any other angly it looks horrible.
(12:48:27 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: yes, from the front and a little high up
(12:48:31 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: Telendil yes
(12:48:32 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: when?
(12:48:34 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: tnext week?
(12:48:37 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: else it blurs into a brown mess
(12:48:46 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: but I've started this so I'll finish it
(12:48:53 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: not planning on using that style again though
(12:48:59 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: would'nt you mind doing it in a n orthodox church?
(12:49:16 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: if I stop leaving the server I might do some East Asian/Western mixture style next
(12:49:20 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: wut telen?
(12:49:33 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Noice.
(12:49:43 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: if I get enough ppl I will go for Tzardom
(12:49:54 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: might work
(12:50:02 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: though Rosen will not crown ya
(12:50:03 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: My current build is on the larger side, but it's mostly clay/wool/stone/cobble.
(12:50:05 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: Telendil: actually no
(12:50:10 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i mean, i would be okay with it
(12:50:16 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: So It'll take less time than my plantation.
(12:50:19 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: If it was catholic
(12:50:21 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—-D
(12:50:24 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Which was like 90% quartz.
(12:50:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: is it greek orthodox or russian orthodox?
(12:50:30 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: CONVERT TO CATHOLICISM
(12:50:30 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: it's feelistic
(12:50:33 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703 left the Server
(12:50:34 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: if you need clay (and I'm online) I can help you out with that
(12:50:37 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: Russian
(12:50:47 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: but just the architecture style
(12:50:48 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: ((((
(12:50:50 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: okay
(12:51:00 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: also that's why I made that big square in the village
(12:51:01 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: we're under your jurisdiction anyway
(12:51:07 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703 joined the Server
(12:51:08 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: so you can back away for a long distance to get a better look
(12:51:17 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: :3
(12:51:23 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: maybe you should be greekcatholic
[Sid was slain by GlitchyBat]
(12:51:40 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: FUG (12:51:41 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Yeah, I'm trying to build some less cramped buildings. (12:51:41 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: o kurwa (12:51:43 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: HAIL ENDER (12:51:52 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh crown (12:51:55 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh royal scepter (12:52:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ;_; (12:52:16 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: anyway (12:52:17 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: PPA, mah negro. (12:52:18 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: later o/ (12:52:20 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: hm? (12:52:21 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: NO STEALING STOLEN CROWN (12:52:23 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat left the Server
[ Rosen permabans Glitchy, reason was “15” ;_; ]
(12:52:27 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine: Do have any saplings spruce and dark oak? (12:52:28 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oops (12:52:35 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I have you some spruce saplings (12:52:38 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: don't have dark oak ones (12:52:42 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: *gave (12:52:45 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: wher is it? (12:52:48 PM) GlitchyBat: MODABUZE (12:52:53 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: 32 to be exact, along with the dirt (12:52:58 PM) Rosenmann: I will lift a ban soon (12:53:07 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: it's a permaban (12:53:07 PM) Rosenmann: I am unpolitical (12:53:12 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: gotta go (12:53:17 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: cya] (12:53:17 PM) Rosenmann: how do i tempban xD (12:53:18 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >Reason: 15 (12:53:19 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Ok Cya (12:53:21 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil left the Server (12:53:23 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: you put the number AFTER the reason (12:53:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oooh (12:53:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i forgot (12:53:34 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: anyway yeah (12:53:38 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: goodbye o/ (12:53:40 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A left the Server (12:53:49 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: tfw crown (12:53:52 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: no crown (12:53:54 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: fug (12:53:57 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: :-DDDDDDDD (12:54:06 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: though still have my scepter (12:54:12 PM) houdini: [G] niller1703 left the Server (12:54:29 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: i wish scepters were made with modabusium (12:54:37 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: and with a bretty ebin enchant (12:54:42 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: such as thorns (12:54:44 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: :DDD (12:55:11 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: that feel when ali agca killed me (12:55:16 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: >Sid Marcus Assassination (12:55:22 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: POPE ASSASINATION (12:55:26 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: >attempt (12:55:29 PM) GlitchyBat: Modabuze ;_; (12:55:35 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: you are unbanned glitchy (12:55:40 PM) GlitchyBat: oh (12:55:43 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: have you learned your lesson? (12:55:51 PM) houdini: [G] Kalkine left the Server (12:56:07 PM) GlitchyBat: Yes, don't throw crowns on the floor ;_; (12:56:14 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat joined the Server (12:56:28 PM) GlitchyBat: I mean no harm to pope ;_; (12:56:36 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: but you killed him (12:56:39 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: where is my chest (12:56:49 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: should be up there yeah (12:57:04 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: here it is (12:57:08 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i dont see (12:57:12 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: lol (12:57:14 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: come up to the R (12:57:24 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: to the r? (12:57:30 PM) hino [~47f08ee5@994a9594.cloak.irc.dev-urandom.eu] entered the room. (12:57:36 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: ok i got it (12:58:47 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat left the Server (12:59:12 PM) houdini: [G] yeti30: he rosen nigger (12:59:15 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: hey (12:59:35 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: whatcha doing sid (12:59:39 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: stargazing? (12:59:41 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: yeah (12:59:48 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: what is this? (12:59:55 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: MADISON SQUARE GARDENS perhaps? (12:59:59 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: :—–D (01:00:10 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: FRENC SQUARE GARDENS (01:00:12 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: FRENCH* (01:00:28 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: tbh i like english styled gardens more (01:00:42 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: hue (01:00:43 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: sorry :( (01:00:45 PM) houdini: [G] meat1337 joined the Server (01:00:46 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: np (01:01:43 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann left the Server (01:01:48 PM) houdini: [G] BanksyStreetArt left the Server (01:02:39 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01 left the Server