| Massacre of Nova Avence |
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| Shakomatic being crowned Emperor by the Poep |
| Dates | 09-02-13 |
| Location | Nova Avence, Breshik |
| Result | Widespread Fun |
| Belligerents |
 Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik |  Black Skull Society |
| Leaders and Commanders |
| Shakomatic | areteee
K_Chris |
| Strength |
| a lot | 2, and 2 Withers |
| Loses |
| infinite | 2 |
During the Coronation of Shakomatic as the Emperor of Breshik, terrorist areteee unleashed two Withers to destroy Nova Avence.
Shakomatic had furnished a throne room in Castle Valgisk and requested the Poep to formally crown him Emperor “Kaiser” and to inaugurate the new Breshikan empire formed from the Apostolic Kingdom of Avence. In celebration, he invited everyone playing to come to the Avencian throne room to observe the coronation, to take place 30 minutes after it was declared.
Black Skull Society's plot uncovered
In a show of goodwill, Shakomatic overcame his dislike for him and invited even K_Chris—excommunicated from the House of Breshik—to the ceremony. K_Chris immediately began to scheme together with aretee how to ruin the ceremony. Their conspiring chatter did not go unnoticed however; te3 chose to investigate the matter, and kicked the two of them when he discovered the skulls they were stockpiling.
[23:49:29] <autism> <Killer_Chris> aretee how many more of those do you have
[23:49:35] <autism> <areteee> a chest
[23:49:41] <autism> <Killer_Chris> on your person I mean
[23:49:45] <autism> <areteee> 1488
[23:49:51] <autism> <Killer_Chris> great
[23:49:56] <PPA> I hope those aren't Potions of Harming you're talking about :V
[23:50:24] <autism> <Hinoarashi> yo
[23:50:25] <autism> [areteee was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: actually those are wither skulls )]
[23:50:26] <autism> [areteee disconnected]
[23:50:36] <areteee> >>>>>
[23:50:39] <autism> [areteee connected]
[23:50:40] <autism> [Killer_Chris was KICKED (You have been kicked Reason: I seriously hope you guys don't do this )]
[23:50:41] <autism> [Killer_Chris disconnected]
They ignored the admin's stern warning and went ahead with the plan anyway. #YOLO
Chris was contacted by der führer who had a plan to totally fuck up everything for the lols. Chris asked the admins if they were allowed to attack Avence with a Wither, and the admins responded no. Having never given a shit, Chris and Areteee made a journey to the Capital city of the Breshikan Empire, and began planning. On their way, a girl who has a crush on Chris and Areteee gave the 1488% white Aryans some potions and eggs to fuck with Breshik.
30 minutes passed and Rosenmann began the ceremony. K_Chris was told not to cause any trouble, and areteee slowly moved away from the ceremony to begin laying the trap.
The Ceremony
The Battle
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| K_Chris declaring the attack |
When Shakomatic turned around to address the attendants, the sky suddenly darkened and a lifebar appeared at the top of the screen. With the call of “Gott Erhalte Chris den Kaiser”, areteee set off two Withers which burst out form under the throne, immediately killing half of the guests. They destroyed the Breshikan throne room, and began wreaking havoc on the imperial city.
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| The throne being destroyed by the demons within |
areteee donned his sword, bow, and armor and began murdering the survivors. God, who teleported people back to Nova Avence on request, observed the battle and began making everyone invisible to satisfy his perversions. Unable to tell friend from foe, those without a Nodus client started engaging and killing others at random, only worsening the chaos. K_Chris mysteriously vanished and areteee killed every single Breshikan a thousand times. The Badface Company Mercenaries arrived and succeeded in significantly increasing the amount of death chests in the aftermath of the battle (most of which belonged to mercenaries, the others belonging to those caught in crossfire). The battle-weary Aryan was finally slain by a damaged stone axe taken from Nova Avence's “alms for the poor”-chest.
After aretee and K_Chris had been slain, the survivors had to gather their loot from among the ruins of a badly damaged Nova Avence. Fireseeker was un-banned prematurely so he could inspect the damages.
Reactions
Everyone thought it was bretty gud 10/10
Following Battle(s)
Nova Avence lay wasted. The throne room was destroyed; gaping craters lined the pavement; buildings had been blown up; death chest upon death chest stacked in the city's alleys; and rampant fires illuminated the city's ruins.
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| The remains of the throne room. |
Crowning ceremony:
00:03:03 <autism> <Rosenmann> Shakomatic, Kaiser of Breshikan Empire
00:03:08 <autism> <Rosenmann> please come in
00:03:22 <autism> <Rosenmann> May the God grace shine upon you
00:03:26 <autism> <Rosenmann> and upon your lands
00:03:45 <autism> <Rosenmann> may this crown be sign of your power
00:03:48 <autism> <RebelBaron> >throws the crown on the ground
00:03:58 <autism> <Rosenmann> >there is no other way
00:04:01 <autism> <Rosenmann> also
00:04:03 <autism> <TheDookie> polish manners
00:04:12 <autism> <Rosenmann> may the Rosen advice be always with you
00:04:12 <autism> <te3> can I be the holy ghost?
00:04:18 <autism> <Rosenmann> te3 yes
00:04:19 <autism> <Shakomatic> I live to serve my fellow minecrafter
00:04:25 <autism> <Rosenmann> Shakomatic, please take a look at me
00:04:25 <autism> <Shakomatic> and my fellow Breshikan!
00:04:26 <autism> <P_P_A> ...
00:04:30 <autism> <RebelBaron> >Wither
00:04:31 <autism> <Killer_Chris> GOTT ERHALTE CHRIS DEN KAISER
00:04:32 <autism> <RebelBaron> >Oh shit
00:04:38 <autism> P_P_A was slain by Wither
00:04:39 <autism> <darynu> BRESHIK!!! WOO
00:04:39 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:04:43 <autism> <Rosenmann> woo
00:04:47 <autism> <TheDookie> oh dog
00:04:47 <autism> TheDookie was slain by areteee
00:04:48 <autism> <Rosenmann> ./r/ ban
00:04:50 <PPA> I am laughing so hard
00:04:53 <autism> <darynu> someone said dog
00:04:53 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:04:54 <autism> <RebelBaron> Lol
00:04:54 <autism> <Shakomatic> TO ARMS
00:04:55 <autism> <TheDookie> areteee what the fuck
00:04:56 <autism> <te3> TERRORISTS
00:04:56 <autism> RebelBaron withered away
00:04:57 <autism> <TheDookie> fug u
00:04:58 <autism> <darynu> were they addressing me
00:04:58 <autism> Killer_Chris withered away
00:05:04 <autism> <P_P_A> that was wonderful
00:05:06 <autism> <TheDookie> fug u areteee
00:05:07 <autism> <RebelBaron> Can I get a TP again?
00:05:12 <autism> <P_P_A> me too please
00:05:12 <autism> <Rosenmann> tp pls
00:05:13 <autism> <TheDookie> gibe tp
00:05:16 <autism> <P_P_A> I need to see that
00:05:27 <autism> <P_P_A> I made screenshots of everything
00:05:30 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:05:31 <autism> <P_P_A> will upload them
00:05:38 <autism> <Rosenmann> mkay
[chaos ensues, log shortened massively]
00:05:39 <autism> P_P_A was slain by Wither
00:06:08 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by Wither
00:06:42 <autism> P_P_A withered away
00:06:44 <autism> Shakomatic burned to death
00:06:44 <autism> TheDookie withered away
00:06:57 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:07:44 <autism> RebelBaron was slain by Wither
00:07:52 <autism> Rosenmann withered away
00:08:19 <autism> <Rosenmann> yolo
00:08:29 <autism> <Spartan216> that was the best coronation ive ever been to
00:08:48 <autism> TheDookie was slain by Wither
00:08:56 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:09:15 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:09:18 <autism> Rosenmann withered away
00:09:39 <autism> TheDookie withered away
00:14:30 <autism> Kitty4fun was slain by areteee
00:15:03 <autism> P_P_A tried to swim in lava
00:18:49 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:21:21 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by areteee
00:21:24 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:22:20 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:22:31 <autism> <te3> I know what to do
00:22:37 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:22:40 <autism> <te3> invis splash potions for everybody
00:23:10 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by areteee
00:23:18 <autism> Rosenmann burned to death
00:23:25 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:23:40 <autism> TheDookie was slain by areteee
00:23:51 <autism> Kitty4fun burned to death
00:23:51 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:24:15 <autism> TheDookie was slain by Shakomatic
00:24:27 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by Rosenmann
00:24:32 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:24:44 <autism> Shakomatic was slain by areteee
00:24:45 <autism> Kitty4fun was slain by wickedsparrow
00:26:31 <autism> Flakese blew up
00:26:44 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:27:02 <autism> Spartan216 went up in flames
00:27:12 <autism> Shakomatic burned to death
00:27:20 <autism> Flakese was slain by areteee
00:27:44 <autism> Minuke_00 was slain by P_P_A
00:27:49 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:28:17 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:29:26 <autism> Spartan216 was slain by areteee
00:29:33 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by Shakomatic
00:30:03 <autism> darynu was slain by areteee
00:30:16 <autism> Shakomatic hit the ground too hard
00:30:27 <autism> <Buggernuts> SHAKO THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOUR EGO GETS TOO BIG
00:30:29 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by Kitty4fun
00:30:31 <autism> <Buggernuts> YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
00:30:42 <autism> Kitty4fun was shot by areteee
00:30:45 <autism> Spartan216 was shot by areteee
00:31:22 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:32:14 <autism> <Buggernuts> So I'm guessing Nova Avence is BLOWING UP in popularity huh Shako?
00:32:22 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:33:51 <autism> Flakese was slain by Killer_Chris
00:33:53 <autism> darynu was shot by areteee
00:34:13 <autism> Rosenmann was slain by areteee
00:34:18 <autism> P_P_A burned to death
00:35:34 <autism> Killer_Chris was killed by Killer_Chris
00:36:03 <autism> Kitty4fun burned to death
00:36:23 <autism> <Shakomatic> i JUST REALIZED MY CITY IS A RUEIN
00:36:54 <autism> Minuke_00 was shot by areteee
00:37:16 <autism> P_P_A was slain by areteee
00:38:04 <autism> areteee was slain by P_P_A
00:38:06 <autism> <Minuke_00> No
00:38:08 <autism> <Flakese> haggerhomos
00:38:08 <autism> <P_P_A> HAHAHAHAHA
00:38:10 <autism> <areteee> NOOOOOOOOOOO
00:38:10 <autism> <te3> noice
00:38:17 <autism> <darynu> FINAL FUCKIN LEE
00:38:38 <autism> Killer_Chris was slain by Shakomatic
[pretty much the end]
Apostolic Kingdom of Breshik 
