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Walefinów

Former colony of Walefinów Byłe Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa
Former colony of Onionland
Location map
Local Languages Polish
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Government Colonial State
Leader Venomthrope
Establishment 25-02-13
Population 0
Abbreviation WF

Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt, as they don't deserve such a cosy island. Sadly, it was taken back by dirty Finns.

<Enton> it wasn't me who wants a war
<Enton> but now i don't care anymore
<Enton> cause venomthrope is just a nigger
<Enton> and onionland is getting bigger and bigger
<Enton> :----------DDD

LE GRAND OPENING

One day some poles from Onionland suggested starting a war with the Finngols. venomthrope reacted by paying the nation's capital a visit; though a representative of his nation, he behaved in disregard to any diplomatic conventions and only provoked the docile Poles as people should in the presence of abhumans like the pole.

The brave settler ready for adventure time
The settlers of Walefinów celebrating the founding.

Unwilling to bear such an affront Being butthurt, Koinu decided to illegally claim some land for Onionland near New Finngolia to secure the Poles a strategic bridgehead near enemy lines. He came from Izmorosjov to the shores of Finngolian land and planted a Polish flag on an unclaimed island a island clearly within the new finngolian national borders.

People started gathering. Nieuw Walschor is rumored to have had a hand in the affair, though a sign in the first house P_P_A built on the island denies any involvement of his while clearly being one of the instigators of the incident because hes butthurt like all germans since WWII. Representatives of the Warlike Island Empire of Kijima and the Holy Banana Empire recognised the Polish claim to the island (because they fooled the naive poles to thinking it was legal) and graced it with a state visit each. Enton built an onion made of mushroom blocks - a trademark of Onionland - on the island.

Soon over half a dozen Poles had assembled to celebrate the founding of their colony poor attempt at claiming clay within an existing nation. Tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things were prepared, and consumed amid rudimentary fireworks.

Worst war ever and the end of polish rule

On 28.02 well known finnish best mod removed stuff built on the island because the poles had two days to remove their illegal buildings and refused and as such the local representative of New Finngolia removed the offending buildings from premises. Two brave Poles failed at ambushing and the representative and were removed from premises because Onionland was never in the state of war with New Finngolia. Poles just took materials that were left for them and left Walefinów without saying anything. Onionland was confirmed for being bunch of pussies.

Brave hussar fighting with best mod

There was a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island. Now there's nothing.

Rich in superior finnish architecture that all the jelly foreginers are trying to steal.

The Polish natives to the island constantly spread evil propaganda against New Finngolian nation spreading its tentacles with love into the farthest parts of the ocean.

Under Finngolian administration.

Walefinów was home of guns and cannons. Various weapons were being built in order to secure this land from savage finns.

Anti-mongol cannon JEBFIN Mk.I in action

The sprits of all brave hussars and plumbers. Now they're gone.

From left to right: Mod Abooser, Faggot, Butthurt Pole, Queer, Bigger faggot, Babby
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