Altschwabenland, which is, to be precise, just the name for a group of settlements, is one of the oldest sites in Alphas Realm. It was established on the first day of NEWMAPNAO by _glo, who is completely in charge of everything down to the present day.
Altschwabenland is proud member of glorious Republic of Ender.

After a long and depressing time on Oceania, _glo took the opportunity to start a new and promising project on the dawn of NEWMAPNAO on the 7th of December 2013. Unfortunately, he was not at home on this long awaited day of a new era and had to struggle around with his shitty notebook using a fucking pointing stick and touchpad. He was very sad about this, so he only claimed some lands and build a shitty house made of shitty spruce planks and shit. When PPA agreed that it was the most ugly thing ever built, it was taken down and replaced by the renowned house of Neu Altschwabenland bearing house number 1.

More and more buildings were built, and everything indicated the glorious future and everything was covered in rainbows and children singing and dancing in the sunshine, birds chirping in the trees women having flowers in their hair innocent harmony beautiful.

Then, the infamous scallywag caBst appeared.

The insidious rascal, known for his misdeeds, raised a claim on some parts of the chaste and undefiled realm of the still prospering young Altschwabenland to establish an evil empire and devour all the good things that have been living in the feisty glades by trenching a cave. Then a lot of stuff happened, the good and reasonable guys were victorious and the sneaky aggressor, obviously a servant of the hideous Tsathoggua, was banned into the stony cold deeps of his cave.

As of 14th of January 2014, Altschwabenland is now proudly announcing its accession to Ender.

Altschwabenland is just the politically insignificant term to describe the entirety of _glo's settlements. Currently, there are four districts, namely:

Currently the most developed of the four settlements of Altschwabenland, Neu Altschwabenland consists of several residential houses as well as the temporary office and storage of Altschwabenland. It is best known for its famous clock tower and high narrow roofs. The buildings in Neu Altschwabenland are made of spruce, cobble, smooth stone and stone bricks, furnished with wooden roofs. Neu Altschwabenland is also the place where Altschwabenland was founded. The spot of the glorious foundation has been outfitted with a humble monument.

Kleinod is basically the breadbasket of Altschwabenland. Surrounded by a gorgeous oak wood, the most delicious steaks of the whole map are produced here by very happy cows living in a very huge free-range area on a very green meadow in very freedom with very much space to go for a walk or to. Kleinod is also the main supplier for happy leather in Altschwabenland.

Niederwald has always been a nice place to take extensive walks or having a good fap in the woods. However, the growth and progress of Neu Altschwabenland demanded the price of onward deforestation. In the future, the forests of Niederwald will be replanted. Possibly, the central cemetery of Altschwabenland will be here too, romantically nestled in the shaded ground.

Basically a nice hill to build a castle on. Castle Ehrenrein (name is probably subject to change) will present the culture and power of Altschwabenland. At least when it has actually been built.

Friendship is magic? No. Altschwabenland tends to cooperate with other settlements and nations all of whom just don't suck.

• The Second Kingdom of Kriegstein
• Karak Winterlyn
• Hinorashington
• Republic of Ender
• Karak Khaldun
• Elkkuton (†)
• Neuschwabenland — not sure if † or just ugly

• The Defeat of the vicious aggressor caBst
• Crusader in some random Pole genocide that has not even been documented here
• Buttspanked by AlphaBernd for claiming too much land
• Altschwabenland almost managed it to craft a pick made out of bread