Occupy Spawn Movement 2: Electric Boogaloo

Occupy SpawnPart of the Occupy Movement

Accurate depiction of the battle, drawn with environmentally sustainable non-toxic crayons on recycled paper
Dates 13- 3- 2013
Location Spawn
Result West West battx defeat
West West Battx Anarchists
Nelson Yevdela
Many 3
Including NelsonYevdela
2 innocent Poles too many ; _ ;

With an update to the shopkeeper plugin merchant yevs now had the ability to be named and thus West West Battx hippies now had picket signs to go along with their rants.

Soon a liberal Yev rights activist called Nelson Yevdela logged in to do a lesson on on Luigi Bertoni, known anarchist

”Before the lesson begins, you must get on your knees and worship the environment and accept that the most important thing the server has ever known, even greater than AlphaBernd!”

At this moment, many brave, patriotic, anti-anarchist mercenaries who had clocked 1500 hours of gameplay and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the Kurwan Government stood up and held up a dirt block.

”How old is this dirt, environmentalist?”

The arrogant Nelson Yevdela smirked quite Yevishly and smugly replied “It doesn't matter all environmental blocks are sacred”

”Wrong. It’s been 3 servers since AlphaBernd created it. If it was really sacred and respect for nature, as you say, is real… then we would still be living in Kurwa now”

Nelson Yevdela was visibly shaken, and dropped his sword and copy of Rivals in War. And was continually slaughtered along with his supporters. The citizens of the server applauded and Venomthorpe banned everyone that day and accepted West West Battx was a rouge terrorist state. An chiggin named “Elkku” flew into the spawn markets and perched atop the Irish Flag and shed a tear on the markets. The server rules were read several times, and caBst himself showed up and fixed the griefing across the whole server.

Nelson Yevdela lost his tenure and was permabanned the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.


p.s. free kovio

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