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  • t. Tocktact

Modern haplogroup science has verified that the ancestors of House Tocktact first appeared on the server whilst it was still in creative mode.

House Tocktact established itself firstly in Kurwa, but due to Kurwan oppression it demolished it's holdings and left to become one of the first five Houses in First Republic of Battkhortostan, shortly after(modern historians place it at 1 day) it had been created in the aftermath of The Great Kurwan riot. House Tocktact flourished in Battx, building some of the most noteworthy landmarks there and building up a reputation with the locals.

Some time after being based in Battx, House Tocktact had stagnated and was looking for new exploits. It first tried establishing it's own nation off the coast of Westwards, but the nation state which had taken inspiration from Sealand, could not stand against the combined might of the Kurwan and Westward army. House Tocktact was forced to surrender it's holdings to Westward and retreat to Battx, waiting for another opportunity. The next chance came when the dwarf called Shakomatic appeared and promised riches and glory for those who'd venture with him to establish his dwarven realm Breshik . It was troublesome for House Tocktact since Breshik's founding. House Tocktacts's buildings were greifed and people constantly killed by the hostile Lakotan warriors, who would later spark the war which brought Kurwa and Westward Isles against the unprepared Breshik. It was later discovered that the leader Shako was actually a brother of the Lakotan leader and also suffered from severe autism, egoism and assburgers.

These events and revelations combined caused the House of Tocktact to go into exile and not be heard from for many months to come.

As the Autismal Rectal Ragnarok had cooled down on the server and the events which passed had been all but forgotten, House Tocktact resurfaced again to join the newly founded Metsavere. It played a major part in the building and funding of nearly all the projects of Estlandia, but due to the sporratic nature of the other citizens, House Tocktact again vanished.

Current status of House Tocktact

It's reputation and oldfriend status is still fairly well known amongst many of the other oldfriends and influential people who still inhabit the server. Currently it holds a house in the Old World's city of Al-Iskandariya and leader of the United Kingdom of Othenia in the New World

Traditions held by House Tocktact

  • Insisting that Elkku112 is, in fact, a girl.
  • Calling Westwardians Pigdisgusting
  • Calling Kurwans Opressors or Fascist
  • Digging tunnels diagonally
  • Causing disputes over worthless patches of land

Relations with other Houses

  • Friendly with any of the people of The First Republic of Battkhort eg. Sikandar, loganthered, TECHNO_VIKING, mazznoff etc.
  • Friendly with the inhabitants of Metsavere and any House of Estonian heritage eg. Rain, Estlandia, Zyxel, Raul, etc.
  • Love/Hate relationship with V1ladimir and Lord_UxBridge since they are very helpful and friendly, but pigdisgusting and have warred House Tocktact many times

Fun Facts

Tocktact is best goy ever.

It's true because on top of being a silly goy, he founded a nation too, called it SaltWater Land, it was beautiful. Was annexed by pigdisgustings though.

Goy (Hebrew: גוי‎, regular plural goyim גוים or גויים) is a Hebrew biblical term for “nation”. By Roman times it had also acquired the meaning of “non-Jew”. The latter is also its meaning in Yiddish.

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