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Mongol Peace Offering
On 5/5/12, the Mongols offered a gesture of good will toward the GAM, providing them with many hundreds of chickens. Enton was quite happy with that and ate all of them.
Mongol Peace Offering part of the Mongol Wars | |
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Date | 5-5-12 |
Location | GAM |
Result | Eien-kyo raided (again) |
Belligerents | |
Katten Khanate | GAM |
Leaders and Commanders | |
Greenkitten Kraas Sikandar | Enton Happosai |
Strength | |
3 100s of chiggins | 2 a few mobs |
Loses | |
Unknown | 0 |
I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED CHIGGINS!
Background
Mystia had a shitfit along with te3 about the mongols fucking around with the GAM so they were temporarily suspended from persuing their mongoloid ways towards the weeaboos.
Before The Battle
The mongols decided to give the gift of chiggins to the GAM as it was their holy animal after all.
The Battle
A fair few double chests of eggs were distributed across Eien-kyo as the mongols wanted to spread joy throughout the GAM.
The aftermath
All of the citizens of Eienkyo contracted bird flu.
Reactions
Eienkyo has been quarantined and are not allowed to leave their houses until all symptoms have dissappeared.
Damages
There is bird poop all over the city, a costly and time consuming removal process will have to be undertaken to ensure that any traces of bird flu have been disposed of.
But it doesn't matter really, the city was already poop.