Greenkitten

Pathetic loser Greenkitten
Language(s): Strine (native), English, Drunk
Roles and Titles: Khan in the Katten Kaganate
Managing director of Grundescorp
Cunt
King of Depression Island
Mayor of Girlfriend
Caretaker of Spawn Markets
Caretaker of Spawn Farms
Thieving Convict Scum
Ball:
Ethnicity Mongol

Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his brother's account. He can often be seen inviting troublemakers and bogans to the server. He used to run the Katten Khanate, owned Depression Island, lived in Al-Iskandariya and worked for Grundescorp International. In the pre-Oceania he has lived in New Hamburg, Taibei, and Nova Kurwa. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as Greenland, Vinland, Girlfriend and some conspiracy theorists believe he had some involvement in West West Battkhortostan.

Military services

You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)”. — feati 2012/05/13 09:18

Secrets

(5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat.
(5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in?
(5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten's brains holds so many secrets.
(5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all.

Oppressed Minority

<caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being white
<caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being brown
<greenkitten> It ain't easy being green

Edgy

Relations with Shakomatic

Grenkitten's favourite sword is called the “Shakomatic Slayer”

He now uses Shako's head as a weapon.

<autism> <caBst> WHAT
<autism> <caBst> THE
<autism> <caBst> FUCK
<autism> <Ivanidiot> What is it?
<autism> <caBst> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
<autism> <caBst> ALL MY SHEEP
<autism> <caBst> ARE FUCKING GREEN WTF IS THIS
<autism> [GlitchyBat connected]
<autism> <Shakomatic> sounds like a personal problem
<autism> <caBst> THE FUCK HAPPENED?
<autism> <caBst> MY FUCKING WOOL BUSINESS IS RUINED
<autism> <Killer_Chris> dye them white?
<autism> <caBst> NO
<autism> <Ivanidiot> I guess new competition has moved in??? :-----DDDD
<autism> <caBst> NOOOOOOOOOOO
<autism> <caBst> GREEEEEEENNNNKITTTTEEEENNNNNN
<autism> <Ivanidiot> FREE KOVIO
<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING CUNT
<Darynu> lol
<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING BOGAN PIECE OF SHIT
<Darynu> i recommend dying them back
<autism> <caBst> WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
<autism> <Ivanidiot> ebuc :----DDDD
<autism> [caBst disconnected]

part 2

(3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten
(3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck
(3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep
(3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it
(3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf
(3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD
(3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them
(3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that?
(3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring
(3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well
(3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit.
(3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined.
(3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;)
(3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy 
(3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones
(3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones.

Now with pics :3

AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

Political Policies

  • people/greenkitten.txt
  • Last modified: 2015/11/12 23:53
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