Greenkitten

Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his brother's account. He can often be seen inviting troublemakers and bogans to the server. He currently runs the Katten Khanate, lives on Depression Island and works for Grundescorp International.

“You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)”. — feati 2012/05/13 09:18

<autism> <caBst> no
<autism> <Killer_Chris> yes
<autism> <caBst> wait why for?
<autism> <Killer_Chris> because we haven't invaded you yet
<autism> <caBst> wat
<autism> <Killer_Chris> I'll trade you the maleth island + the sea surrounding it for 57 diamonds
<autism> <caBst> WHAT
<autism> <caBst> THE
<autism> <caBst> FUCK
<autism> <Ivanidiot> What is it?
<autism> <caBst> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
<autism> <caBst> ALL MY SHEEP
<autism> <caBst> ARE FUCKING GREEN WTF IS THIS
<autism> [GlitchyBat connected]
<autism> <Shakomatic> sounds like a personal problem
<autism> <caBst> THE FUCK HAPPENED?
<autism> <caBst> MY FUCKING WOOL BUSINESS IS RUINED
<autism> <Killer_Chris> dye them white?
<autism> <caBst> NO
<autism> <Ivanidiot> I guess new competition has moved in??? :-----DDDD
<autism> <caBst> NOOOOOOOOOOO
<autism> <caBst> GREEEEEEENNNNKITTTTEEEENNNNNN
<autism> <Ivanidiot> FREE KOVIO
<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING CUNT
<Darynu> lol
<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING BOGAN PIECE OF SHIT
<Darynu> i recommend dying them back
<autism> <caBst> WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
<autism> <Ivanidiot> ebuc :----DDDD
<autism> [caBst disconnected]

(3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten
(3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck
(3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep
(3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it
(3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf
(3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD
(3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them
(3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that?
(3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring
(3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well
(3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit.
(3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined.
(3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;)
(3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy 
(3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones
(3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones.

Some shitty castle I built under my brother's account in 1.7 I am putting it here so I remember where it was.