Kriegcorp

Kriegcorp

Languages	English
Demonym	Jew
Government	Corporation
Leader	Sidmarcus01 && Ralxtew
Fundation	2012
Members	2
Abbreviation	KC, KCorp
Motto	Disregard feel, acquire currency

Kriegcorp is a massively growing corporation that manages the commerce of essential raw materials such as coal and stone, aswell as much more complex affairs, like RS devices development, precious resource trading and secured storage of personal goods. It is the entity that pulls the strings behind the scenes of the Kriegstein Consulate.

History

Founding

Kriegcorp was founded by Kriegsteinian High Governors Sidmarcus01 and Ralxtew as a viable mean to dispose of the large amounts of cobblestone and unneeded resources that are continuously ammassed during the numerous ongoing Citadel expansion operations, mostly done underground. An extremely controversial rumor, originant from a very vocal minority, states that Kriegcorp is owned AND controlled by the mythic secretive organization known as the Illuminati. This however is just merely a rumor, and KCorp. strongly disregards the existance of something as ridicolous as the Illuminati. And you should disregard its existance as well. Seriously, it's just a joke. Why would an ambitious secret club of gentlemen discussing benises care about a cobblestone retailer?

The fundation of the HQ

As a manner of showing Kriegstenian's highly pacific and culturally open typical behaviour, Lord Sidmund founded the KC HQ skyscraper in East Badface. As usual, it displays the great taste in architecture that a governor should always have (regardless of bullshit, it resembles the Citadel's architectural style. Just the other way “down”, this time). It features offices for the major corporation's personalities and allies.

Fundation of the HQ 2: Electric Boogaloo

With the birth of Nouvelle Reims, Kriegstein Consulate's new capital city, it was deemed necessary to create an all new High Quarters building for the corporation to jew in. The structure is still in design phase by Ralxtew, but information in its regard has been leaked by KCorp for your reading pleasure.
The new HQ will feature:

A marvelous panoramic view of the polluted, ~~FUBAR~~ NR industrial zone from the other side of the Grand Canal;
Pre-set offices for the highest authorities of the Kriegsteian Consulate to jew in;
Office plots destinated to host the corporation's greatest allies;
Embassies for diplomatic tractatives;
A meeting room.

Corporative coverage

Many KC branded ATM™s can be found across the server, offering quick personal good retrieval at any time. It features HITECH™ KC technology, granting flawless and guaranteed secure crossdimentional good transport, at the cost of storage room. The device can be acquired for personal and corporate usage by contacting our specialized marketers; your KC branded ATM™ will be crafted and installed on the desired location in record* times! **

*optional services such as personal naming and encravement will require additional time, including a small fee proportional to your needs/social status.
** Currently unavailable because Mojang is full of unskilled programmers that let hundrdes of bugs slip under their noses.

Patenting of the KC branded Sign™

It was felt mandatory to patent this minor griefing tool as soon as possible, to prevent THIS from ever happening again and throw filth on the fiery glory that dragons ~~probably~~ give to everyone.

Coming eventually

Kriegstein obsidian mine
Kriegstein mining facility
Kriegstein
Badface KCorp tower district
Nouvelle Reims KCorp HQ office building
Katyn™ Kurwa®. Make dealings