Raid of Nova Avence

Raid of Nova Avence Part of the Mongol Wars
The Koer and the Bogan Cunt expeditionary force upon arrival on the Breshikan Continent
Dates	6-10-2012
Location	Nova Avence, Breshikan Empire
Result	Kovanje victory, Humiliation of Shakomatic
Belligerents
Kovanje Vrystaat Satellite of the Katten Khanate	Holy Empire of Breshik
Leaders and Commanders
Kovio	Shakomatic
Strength
2	1
Loses
0	~10

Much shorter compared to the previous raids, Kovanje, yet again, defeated the Breshikan army, now in home soil.

It was just a surprise raid. Although unrelated, Shakomatic expelled one of his officers for being transgender and set a ban against freaks throughout the Breshikand lands.

Shakomatic was killed by Kovio.
ZANLA collaborateur Tanga the Loa logged in.
KNF strategic retreat.
ZANLA collaborateur Tanga the Loa logged out.
KNF set up an expeditionary force towards the far and unknown lands of Breshik.
Shakomatic was killed several times in his homeland.

There was too much crying. Shakomatic spent the whole night complaining about the rules of engagement not being enforced and demanded a man to man confrontation. When kovio confronted Shakomatic with a 1v1 gentlemen's duel at the old spawn arena, Shakomatic was too busy talking about Christianity to even listen. After many minutes of talking about Christian phylosophy, the proposal finally came around to Shako's ear just to find “I'm to lazy to walk for an hour” response. Shakomatic logged out.

Buggernuts, the transgender victim of Breshikan oppression had a laff.

Soon

The big ego of a small man.