Greenkitten's raid
Greenkitten's Raid part of the Mongol Wars | |
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Accurate depiction of Greenkitten being retarded infa100% |
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Date | 28-5-12 |
Location | Soviet Republics |
Result | Soviets griefed |
Belligerents | |
Katten Khanate | Soviet Republic |
Leaders and Commanders | |
GreenKitten | Desu |
Strength | |
1 | 1 |
Loses | |
1 | 1 |
THANKS FOR NOT LOCKING CHESTS SOBIET SCUM
Background
After losing a battle that the mongols didn't even know was happening Greenkitten was annoyed that Perma had been griefed and his bed removed. After complaining to mods they did nothing so he decided to raid the Soviets.
The Raid
After being informed by desu that the mongols had lost the 'battle' Greenkitten took up arms and decided to fuck around in the Soviet Republic. Upon heading to spawn he saw desu taking a tour, Greenkitten then walked up and backstabbed him without any warning. After collecting the loot from desu's chest, Green turned around to find desu donned in full diamond armour carrying enchanted weapons, with one charge Green lept at desu but with quick reflexes and outstanding accuracy desu one shot killed Green retaking all his shit back.
After that altercation Greenkitten then travelled to each oblast of the SR, opening all the chests and furnaces he could find and taking as much as he could. After looting all that he could Green went in with a sword and slashed and hacked his way through the soviets farms leaving animal corpses and trampled crops everywhere.
Damages
Soviets lost a couple chests of potions, trampled crops, destroyed automatic farms, as well as many dead sheep, cows and chiggins.
Reactions
Soviets complained to the mods and Greenkitten got banned for a month.