Assassination of ShakomaticPart of the Mongol Wars
Dates 28-9-2012
Location Breshik
Result War was declared
Belligerents
FlagKatten Khanate National Standard Breshik
Leaders and Commanders
FlagKovio National Standard Shakomatic
Strength
1 1
Loses
0 1

Breshik leader killed mid speech, probably watched too much animu and thought he had 30 minutes of talking before he would have to fight.

Tangaloa was complaining about how the Khanate killed the server while Kovio and Shako were shittalking about each other's nations.

(4:01:25 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> if I had been here in the capacity I am now
(4:01:30 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> you wouldnt have won those wars
(4:01:38 PM) McKovio: Of course we would have
(4:01:44 PM) McKovio: Katten Khanate is the strongest
(4:01:45 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> no
(4:01:49 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> you wouldnt have

The Assassination

While delivering his battle plan Shako was struck down by the great Kovio Khan.

(4:13:03 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> here is your objective
(4:13:09 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> on the date of our choosing
(4:13:23 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> the brehsikan army will feild withincastle tursas
(4:13:26 PM) autism: Shakomatic was slain by kovio
(4:13:33 PM) autism: <kovio> MONGOL STORNG

(4:15:16 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> oh that cunt
(4:15:18 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> stole my armour

Reactions

(4:25:43 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> come on kovio
(4:25:46 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> come fight me
(4:25:53 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> stop being a bitch
(4:26:25 PM) autism: <Shakomatic> dis nigga is all talk
(4:26:44 PM) greenkitten: Dead people can't talk Shako, shuttup and be dead
(4:26:50 PM) McKovio: rip

Following Battle

Coming soon to a server near you

All that was damaged was Shako's ego

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