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people:greenkitten [2013/03/18 05:15]
greeenkitten [Known troll]
people:greenkitten [2020/11/08 04:02] (current)
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-<WRAP center round important 25%>+<alert type="​warning"​ icon="​glyphicon glyphicon-warning-sign"​>
 This player is **a cunt of the highest order** ​ This player is **a cunt of the highest order** ​
-</WRAP>+</alert>
 ====== Greenkitten ====== ====== Greenkitten ======
-Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:​gwokymarla|brother'​s account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:​kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:​jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He currently runs the [[nations:​katten|Katten Khanate]], ​lives on [[settlements:​bogans|Depression Island]] and works for [[orders:​grundeswald|Grundescorp International]].+<WRAP right 315px> 
 +^                        //** Pathetic loser Greenkitten **//                        ^^ 
 +|   ​{{:​people:​xzcv.jpg?​200|}} ​  || 
 +| **Language(s):​** ​             | Strine (native), English, Drunk              | 
 +| **Roles and Titles:​** ​        | Khan in the Katten Kaganate \\ Managing director of Grundescorp \\ **Cunt** \\ King of Depression Island \\ Mayor of Girlfriend \\ Caretaker of Spawn Markets \\ Caretaker of Spawn Farms \\ Thieving Convict Scum | 
 +| **Ball:**| {{:​nations:​balls:​greenkitten.png}} | 
 +| Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:​Perkel|Mongol]] | 
 + 
 +</​WRAP>​ 
 +Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:​gwokymarla|brother'​s account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:​kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:​jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He used to run the [[nations:​katten|Katten Khanate]], ​owned [[settlements:​bogans|Depression Island]], lived in [[settlements:​al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] and worked ​for [[orders_and_guilds:​orders:​grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. ​In the pre-Oceania he has [[http://​mc.dev-urandom.eu/​map/#/​-731/​64/​-2859/​max/​2/​0|lived in]] [[settlements:​novi_settlements:​new_hamburg|New Hamburg]], [[nations:​xin_taibei|Taibei]],​ and [[nations:​nova_kurwa|Nova Kurwa]]. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as [[settlements:​greenland|Greenland]],​ [[settlements:​vinland|Vinland]],​ [[settlements:​gf|Girlfriend]] and some [[people:​striker2117|conspiracy theorists]] believe he had some involvement in [[nations:​west_west_battx|West West Battkhortostan]]. 
 ==== Military services ==== ==== Military services ====
 "//You weren'​t just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//"​. //— feati 2012/05/13 09:​18// ​ "//You weren'​t just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//"​. //— feati 2012/05/13 09:​18// ​
 +
 +==== Secrets ====
 +<​file>​
 +(5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat.
 +(5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in?
 +(5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten'​s brains holds so many secrets.
 +(5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all.
 +
 +</​file>​
 +
 +==== Oppressed Minority ====
 +<​file>​
 +<​caBst|IRC>​ It ain't easy being white
 +<​caBst|IRC>​ It ain't easy being brown
 +<​greenkitten>​ It ain't easy being green
 +</​file>​
  
 ==== Edgy ==== ==== Edgy ====
  
 {{:​people:​gk-8.jpg?​nolink&​648|}} {{:​people:​gk-8.jpg?​nolink&​648|}}
 +
 +==== Relations with Shakomatic ====
 +Grenkitten'​s favourite sword is called the "​[[people:​shakomatic:​start|Shakomatic]] Slayer"​ \\
 +{{:​people:​shakomatic_slayer.png|}}\\
 +He now uses Shako'​s head as a weapon.\\
 +{{:​people:​shako_s_skull.png|}}
  
 ===== Known troll ===== ===== Known troll =====
 <​file>​ <​file>​
-<​autism>​ <​caBst>​ no 
-<​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ yes 
-<​autism>​ <​caBst>​ wait why for? 
-<​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ because we haven'​t invaded you yet 
-<​autism>​ <​caBst>​ wat 
-<​autism>​ <​Killer_Chris>​ I'll trade you the maleth island + the sea surrounding it for 57 diamonds 
 <​autism>​ <​caBst>​ WHAT <​autism>​ <​caBst>​ WHAT
 <​autism>​ <​caBst>​ THE <​autism>​ <​caBst>​ THE
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 (3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones. (3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones.
 </​file>​ </​file>​
 +=== Now with pics :3 ===
 +|{{:​people:​2013-03-09_02.12.20.png?​350|}} |{{:​people:​2013-03-09_02.12.33.png?​350|}} |
 +|    **AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE** ​   ||
 +
 ==== Political Policies ==== ==== Political Policies ====
  
 {{:​people:​1301550084001.jpg?​nolink&​1000|}} {{:​people:​1301550084001.jpg?​nolink&​1000|}}
  
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-==== 1.7 shit ==== 
-[[http://​mc.dev-urandom.eu/​map/#/​-731/​64/​-2859/​max/​2/​0|Some shitty castle I built under my brother'​s account in 1.7]] I am putting it here so I remember where it was. 
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