Kurwan Commonwealth of Frostbite

Kurwan Commonwealth of Frostbite
Official Languages	English
Demonyn	Frostbiten
Government	Kurwan Council
President	caBastard
General Governor	AceJebediah
Mayor	Erebeetaa
Motto	God Save the Council
Religion	Deism
Establishment	27-06-11
Population	~23
Abbreviation	Oym, Frost

Frostbite (formerly Oymyakón) is a small village formed by Keresztanya, out in the vast tundra near BerndTown. By August 1 - 2011 keresztanya quit the server and got banned by AlphaBernd himself. Keresztanya named mrdesa as the new Tsar of Oymyakón but he resigned right away. Keresztanya then gave the leadership to caBastard who proceeded to rename it Frostbite and annex it as a Kurwan Empire Commonwealth.

Oymyakón was planned around a month before it was officially founded. Keresztanya stumbled upon the snow-filled forest that it is currently located in, and decided to build a house. It remained as simply Keresztanya's house for about a month, before she finally started to build sidewalks, public buildings, and connect it to the nether route and railways.

On 03-07-11, Oymyakón and Astonia joined together in the Eastern Union (also known as Ida Liit), in an attempt to gain power and recognition from larger nations. However, Astonia started to die off, as all of its leaders were quitting, and soon the council was reduced to one member, Rain, who declared himself King of Astonia. Later, Lampuag was caught using duplicators to make the glowstone roads inside Astonia, and Ruskhaball built a structure using 5 stacks of iron blocks. After discovering the niggery that was going on in Astonia, Keresztanya ended the Union on 14-7-11. The Union, however, had no notable impact on Oymyakón.

After the events of August 1st 2011, both Jarek and keresztanya were banned from the server after they committed crimes of griefing and duplication as their way to let everyone know they were quitting the server. MrDesa was appointed as the new Tsar of the Kingdom but he resigned right away declaring Fort Topa independent. Keresztanya proceeded to make caBastard the new Tsar. The same day caBastard changed the flag of Oymyakón and renamed it Frostbite, then he annexed it to the Kurwan Empire as a new commonwealth.

On 08-09-2011, caBastard divided the de facto leader status in two, one being the Head of State (hold by the President) who represents the Commonwealth's union; and the Head of Government (hold by the General Governor) who is on top of the Executive functions. The General Governor is appointed by the President who my choose him as he/she pleases but can also hear recommendations from the people of Frostbite, at the same time the President is responsible of approving any law proposed by the General Governor. A new President can only be appointed by the acting President. Unlike the Mayor, the General Governor has power over all the Frostbiten territories hold within the territory and has the power to pass laws and regulations as well as the power to build what he pleases without consulting the President.

This was all made to avoid confusion over the faggot slav word “tsar”. “Fuck slavboos.” - President of the Frostbiten Commonwealth, caBastard.

Frostbite is located near the edge of a massive tundra, and capital town is surrounded by forests of Pine and Birch trees. Nearby cities include BerndTown, Badfaceshire, and Astonia

The Commonwealth of Frostbite is ruled by the Supreme Council of the Kurwan Empire. The regional Tsar of Frostbite is also the Kurwan councilmember caBastard. Laredolare holds the Mayor of Frostbite position, who is responsible of keeping the town clean and in order. AceJebediah and Erebeetaa hold the position of co-mayors after Laredolare directed his attention to other projects.

The Commonwealth of Frostbite answer to the military needs of the Kurwan Armed Forces.

Frostbite has a treasury that contains thousands of ice blocks, snow tiles, and waters.

Snowniggers, gay dragons

Former flag of Oymyakón.

Anthem of Frostbite

In days of yore, from Kurwa's shore,
C.A., the dauntless hero, came
And planted firm Kurwa's dear flag
On Frostbite's fair domain.
Here may it wave, our boast our pride
And, joined in love together,
The sand, iron and pine entwine
The White Snowflake forever!

Chorus:

The White Snowflake, our emblem dear,
The White Snowflake forever!
God save Kurwa and Heaven bless
The White Snowflake forever!