The Imaginary Civil War

In the early morning hours of the 19th of Feburary 2013, Cabst successfully and fairly removed the Rights and Privilleges (check them, CIS scum!) of Lordship from his former Lord_Uxbridge. Unfortunatley, Uxbridge was online at the time and able to rant and not provide a valid reason of why he should remain a lord, promptly declaring Cabst a traitor and enemy of a nation he build together with the other lords (except Uxbridge who never did anything).

“I now declare caBst|IRC, the Traitor, an enemy of the State and People of the Westwards and call upon all good and loyal Rhodesians to take up arms against him.” - Lord_Uxbridge in irc.

“You mean I successfully removed you from your seat”

The brand of the Westwards™ (just like Evergreen™) belongs to the House of Lords and can be used only under the permission of any member of the House of Lords. Hence, Uxbridge's titles are misleading. The House of Lords, in solidarity with his former Lord proposes to change Uxbridge's title to “Lord Uxbridge of the House of Lards of the Wastwards and the Rheedeesian Cuntfederation” to avoid any trademark and copyright issues. Were Uxbridge to continue using Rhodes' trademarks the case will be taken to an United States Federal Court of Justice.

caBst forfeited Uxbridge of his Lords powers causing Uxbridge's much expected butthurt, a short rant in the IRC and this article.

It's expected to have Uxbridge ranting at caBst even more in the IRC for the following days.

It's a well know fact that Robert E. Lee was pro Union and in reality despised the Confederancy. Not only he suported Washington D.C. but he also wanted to abolish slavery for he believed in the rights of the negro men and women. He was offered many military promotions from both sides but he immediately choosed the ones from the Union, rejecting the more juicy offers from the Confederacy. The only reason of why he joined the CSA is because the Union made the mistake of invading Virginia, instead of going around it to attack and murder the million rednecks living down south. After losing the Civil War, Lee became a professor at the Washington and Lee University in Lexington, Virginia, where he would talk marvellously of the Union to prevent southernerns to prolong his butthurt. This might lead many to believe that Lee was in fact and insider of the Union in the enemy lines, losing all of his battles in purpose to ease Grant a victory, preserving the United States of America that we love, The Federal Reserve and the trashing of the rights of those rebellious states (good call Lincoln!) thus making is great great grandfather George Washington Carver proud!

Source: Wikipedia