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| ^ //**Former colony of Walefinów**////** Byłe Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa**// ^^ | ^ //**Former colony of Walefinów**////** Byłe Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa**// ^^ | ||
| | Former colony of [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] || | | Former colony of [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] || | ||
| - | | {{:settlements:Walefinów-Flagge.svg?313|}} || | + | | Location | [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-66/64/-8489/-2/3/0|map]] | |
| - | | Location | [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-66/64/-8489/-1/0/0|map]] | | + | |
| | Local Languages | Polish\\ more Polish | | | Local Languages | Polish\\ more Polish | | ||
| | Government | Colonial State | | | Government | Colonial State | | ||
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| - | Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt, as they don't deserve such a cosy island. Sadly, it was taken back by dirty Finns. | + | Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt, as they don't deserve such a cosy island. Sadly, it was took back by dirty Finns. |
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| ===== History ===== | ===== History ===== | ||
| === LE GRAND OPENING === | === LE GRAND OPENING === | ||
| - | One day some poles from [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] suggested starting a war with the Finngols. [[people:venomthrope|venomthrope]] reacted by paying the nation's capital a visit; though a representative of his nation, he behaved <del>in disregard to any diplomatic conventions and only provoked the docile Poles</del> as people should in the presence of abhumans like the pole. | + | One day some poles from [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] suggested starting a war with the Finngols. [[people:venomthrope|venomthrope]] reacted by paying the nation's capital a visit; though a representative of his nation, he behaved in disregard to any diplomatic conventions and only provoked the docile Poles. |
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| | The settlers of Walefinów celebrating the founding. | | | The settlers of Walefinów celebrating the founding. | | ||
| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| - | <del>Unwilling to bear such an affront</del> Being butthurt, Koinu decided to illegally claim some land for Onionland near [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]] to secure the Poles a strategic bridgehead near enemy lines. He came from [[settlements:izmorosjov|Izmorosjov]] to the shores of Finngolian land and planted a Polish flag on an <del>unclaimed island</del> a island clearly within the new finngolian national borders. | + | Unwilling to bear such an affront, Koinu decided to claim some land for Onionland near [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]] to secure the Poles a strategic bridgehead near enemy lines. He came from [[settlements:izmorosjov|Izmorosjov]] to the shores of Finngolian land and planted a Polish flag on an unclaimed island. |
| - | People started gathering. [[nations:rhodesisch-nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]] is rumored to have had a hand in the affair, though a sign in the first house [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] built on the island denies any involvement of his while clearly being one of the instigators of the incident because hes butthurt like all germans since WWII. Representatives of the [[settlements:kijima|Warlike Island Empire of Kijima]] and the [[nations:hbe3|Holy Banana Empire]] recognised the Polish claim to the island (because they fooled the naive poles to thinking it was legal) and graced it with a state visit each. [[people:enton|Enton]] built an onion made of mushroom blocks - a trademark of Onionland - on the island. | + | People started gathering. [[nations:rhodesisch-nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]] is rumored to have had a hand in the affair, though a sign in the first house [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] built on the island denies any involvement of his. Representatives of the [[settlements:kijima|Peaceful Island Empire of Kijima]] and the [[nations:hbe3|Holy Banana Empire]] recognised the Polish claim to the island and graced it with a state visit each. [[people:enton|Enton]] built an onion made of mushroom blocks - a trademark of Onionland - on the island. |
| - | Soon over half a dozen Poles had assembled to celebrate the founding of their <del>colony</del> poor attempt at claiming clay within an existing nation. Tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things were prepared, and consumed amid rudimentary fireworks. | + | Soon over half a dozen Poles had assembled to celebrate the founding of their colony. Tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things were prepared, and consumed amid rudimentary fireworks. |
| === Worst war ever and the end of polish rule === | === Worst war ever and the end of polish rule === | ||
| - | On 28.02 [[people:venomthrope|well known finnish best mod]] removed stuff built on the island because the poles had two days to remove their illegal buildings and refused and as such the local representative of [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]] removed the offending buildings from premises. Two brave Poles failed at ambushing and the representative and were removed from premises because [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was never in the state of war with [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]. Poles just took materials that were left for them and left Walefinów without saying anything. [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was confirmed for being bunch of pussies. | + | On 28.02 [[people:venomthrope|well known finnish mod abuser]] removed stuff built on the island. Two brave Poles tried to fight but they got banned for 'illegal pvp' although [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was in state of war with [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]. Poles just took materials that were left for them and left Walefinów without saying anything. [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was confirmed for being bunch of pussies. |
| | {{settlements:brave_polish_hussar_fighting_with_evil_imperialist.png?427}} | | | {{settlements:brave_polish_hussar_fighting_with_evil_imperialist.png?427}} | | ||
| - | | Brave hussar fighting with best mod | | + | | Brave hussar fighting with evil mongol imperialist mod abuser | |
| ===== Landmarks and Surroundings ===== | ===== Landmarks and Surroundings ===== | ||
| There was a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island. Now there's nothing. | There was a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island. Now there's nothing. | ||
| ===== Economy ===== | ===== Economy ===== | ||
| - | Rich in superior finnish architecture that all the jelly foreginers are trying to steal. | + | Rich in finnish butthurt. |
| ===== Local Life and Issues ===== | ===== Local Life and Issues ===== | ||
| - | The Polish natives to the island constantly spread evil propaganda against New Finngolian nation spreading its tentacles with love into the farthest parts of the ocean. | + | The Polish natives to the island live in constant fear of the faraway imperialistic New Finngolian nation spreading its tentacles into the farthest parts of the ocean. |
| ===== Government ===== | ===== Government ===== | ||
| Under [[nations:new_finngolia|Finngolian]] administration. | Under [[nations:new_finngolia|Finngolian]] administration. | ||
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| | {{:settlements:walefinow1.png?520}} | | | {{:settlements:walefinow1.png?520}} | | ||
| - | | From left to right: Mod Abooser, Faggot, Butthurt Pole, Queer, Bigger faggot, Babby | | + | | From left to right: Enton, Blendzior, Koinucian, PAPIEZTANCZY, OneToTen, Rumzeiss | |