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- | <WRAP center round important 25%> | + | <alert type="warning" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-warning-sign"> |
This player is **a cunt of the highest order** | This player is **a cunt of the highest order** | ||
- | </WRAP> | + | </alert> |
====== Greenkitten ====== | ====== Greenkitten ====== | ||
- | Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He currently runs the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], lives on [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]] and works for [[orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. | + | <WRAP right 315px> |
+ | ^ //** Pathetic loser Greenkitten **// ^^ | ||
+ | | {{:people:xzcv.jpg?200|}} || | ||
+ | | **Language(s):** | Strine (native), English, Drunk | | ||
+ | | **Roles and Titles:** | Khan in the Katten Kaganate \\ Managing director of Grundescorp \\ **Cunt** \\ King of Depression Island \\ Mayor of Girlfriend \\ Caretaker of Spawn Markets \\ Caretaker of Spawn Farms \\ Thieving Convict Scum | | ||
+ | | **Ball:**| {{:nations:balls:greenkitten.png}} | | ||
+ | | Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Perkel|Mongol]] | | ||
+ | |||
+ | </WRAP> | ||
+ | Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He used to run the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], owned [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]], lived in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] and worked for [[orders_and_guilds:orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. In the pre-Oceania he has [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|lived in]] [[settlements:novi_settlements:new_hamburg|New Hamburg]], [[nations:xin_taibei|Taibei]], and [[nations:nova_kurwa|Nova Kurwa]]. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as [[settlements:greenland|Greenland]], [[settlements:vinland|Vinland]], [[settlements:gf|Girlfriend]] and some [[people:striker2117|conspiracy theorists]] believe he had some involvement in [[nations:west_west_battx|West West Battkhortostan]]. | ||
==== Military services ==== | ==== Military services ==== | ||
"//You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//". //— feati 2012/05/13 09:18// | "//You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//". //— feati 2012/05/13 09:18// | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Secrets ==== | ||
+ | <file> | ||
+ | (5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat. | ||
+ | (5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in? | ||
+ | (5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten's brains holds so many secrets. | ||
+ | (5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all. | ||
+ | |||
+ | </file> | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Oppressed Minority ==== | ||
+ | <file> | ||
+ | <caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being white | ||
+ | <caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being brown | ||
+ | <greenkitten> It ain't easy being green | ||
+ | </file> | ||
==== Edgy ==== | ==== Edgy ==== | ||
{{:people:gk-8.jpg?nolink&648|}} | {{:people:gk-8.jpg?nolink&648|}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | ==== Relations with Shakomatic ==== | ||
+ | Grenkitten's favourite sword is called the "[[people:shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] Slayer" \\ | ||
+ | {{:people:shakomatic_slayer.png|}}\\ | ||
+ | He now uses Shako's head as a weapon.\\ | ||
+ | {{:people:shako_s_skull.png|}} | ||
===== Known troll ===== | ===== Known troll ===== | ||
<file> | <file> | ||
- | <autism> <caBst> no | ||
- | <autism> <Killer_Chris> yes | ||
- | <autism> <caBst> wait why for? | ||
- | <autism> <Killer_Chris> because we haven't invaded you yet | ||
- | <autism> <caBst> wat | ||
- | <autism> <Killer_Chris> I'll trade you the maleth island + the sea surrounding it for 57 diamonds | ||
<autism> <caBst> WHAT | <autism> <caBst> WHAT | ||
<autism> <caBst> THE | <autism> <caBst> THE | ||
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<autism> [caBst disconnected] | <autism> [caBst disconnected] | ||
</file> | </file> | ||
+ | === part 2 === | ||
+ | |||
+ | <file> | ||
+ | (3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten | ||
+ | (3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck | ||
+ | (3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep | ||
+ | (3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it | ||
+ | (3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf | ||
+ | (3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD | ||
+ | (3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them | ||
+ | (3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that? | ||
+ | (3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring | ||
+ | (3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well | ||
+ | (3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit. | ||
+ | (3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined. | ||
+ | (3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;) | ||
+ | (3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy | ||
+ | (3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones | ||
+ | (3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones. | ||
+ | </file> | ||
+ | === Now with pics :3 === | ||
+ | |{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.20.png?350|}} |{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.33.png?350|}} | | ||
+ | | **AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE** || | ||
==== Political Policies ==== | ==== Political Policies ==== | ||
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{{:people:1301550084001.jpg?nolink&1000|}} | {{:people:1301550084001.jpg?nolink&1000|}} | ||
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- | ==== 1.7 shit ==== | ||
- | [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|Some shitty castle I built under my brother's account in 1.7]] I am putting it here so I remember where it was. |