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--- people:greenkitten [2013/01/23 15:52]
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+++ people:greenkitten [2020/11/08 04:02] (current)
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+<alert type="warning" icon="glyphicon glyphicon-warning-sign">
 This player is **a cunt of the highest order**
-</WRAP>
+</alert>
 ====== Greenkitten ======
-Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He currently runs the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], lives on [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]] and works for [[orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]].
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+^                        //** Pathetic loser Greenkitten **//                        ^^
+|   {{:people:xzcv.jpg?200|}}   ||
+| **Language(s):**              | Strine (native), English, Drunk              |
+| **Roles and Titles:**         | Khan in the Katten Kaganate \\ Managing director of Grundescorp \\ **Cunt** \\ King of Depression Island \\ Mayor of Girlfriend \\ Caretaker of Spawn Markets \\ Caretaker of Spawn Farms \\ Thieving Convict Scum |
+| **Ball:**| {{:nations:balls:greenkitten.png}} |
+| Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Perkel|Mongol]] |
+</WRAP>
+Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He used to run the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], owned [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]], lived in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] and worked for [[orders_and_guilds:orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. In the pre-Oceania he has [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|lived in]] [[settlements:novi_settlements:new_hamburg|New Hamburg]], [[nations:xin_taibei|Taibei]], and [[nations:nova_kurwa|Nova Kurwa]]. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as [[settlements:greenland|Greenland]], [[settlements:vinland|Vinland]], [[settlements:gf|Girlfriend]] and some [[people:striker2117|conspiracy theorists]] believe he had some involvement in [[nations:west_west_battx|West West Battkhortostan]].
 ==== Military services ====
 "//You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//". //— feati 2012/05/13 09:18//
+==== Secrets ====
+<file>
+(5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat.
+(5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in?
+(5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten's brains holds so many secrets.
+(5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all.
+</file>
+==== Oppressed Minority ====
+<file>
+<caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being white
+<caBst|IRC> It ain't easy being brown
+<greenkitten> It ain't easy being green
+</file>
+==== Edgy ====
+{{:people:gk-8.jpg?nolink&648|}}
+==== Relations with Shakomatic ====
+Grenkitten's favourite sword is called the "[[people:shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] Slayer" \\
+{{:people:shakomatic_slayer.png|}}\\
+He now uses Shako's head as a weapon.\\
+{{:people:shako_s_skull.png|}}
+===== Known troll =====
+<file>
+<autism> <caBst> WHAT
+<autism> <caBst> THE
+<autism> <caBst> FUCK
+<autism> <Ivanidiot> What is it?
+<autism> <caBst> ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
+<autism> <caBst> ALL MY SHEEP
+<autism> <caBst> ARE FUCKING GREEN WTF IS THIS
+<autism> [GlitchyBat connected]
+<autism> <Shakomatic> sounds like a personal problem
+<autism> <caBst> THE FUCK HAPPENED?
+<autism> <caBst> MY FUCKING WOOL BUSINESS IS RUINED
+<autism> <Killer_Chris> dye them white?
+<autism> <caBst> NO
+<autism> <Ivanidiot> I guess new competition has moved in??? :-----DDDD
+<autism> <caBst> NOOOOOOOOOOO
+<autism> <caBst> GREEEEEEENNNNKITTTTEEEENNNNNN
+<autism> <Ivanidiot> FREE KOVIO
+<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING CUNT
+<Darynu> lol
+<autism> <caBst> YA FUCKING BOGAN PIECE OF SHIT
+<Darynu> i recommend dying them back
+<autism> <caBst> WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
+<autism> <Ivanidiot> ebuc :----DDDD
+<autism> [caBst disconnected]
+</file>
+=== part 2 ===
+<file>
+(3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten
+(3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck
+(3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep
+(3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it
+(3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf
+(3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD
+(3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them
+(3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that?
+(3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring
+(3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well
+(3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit.
+(3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined.
+(3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;)
+(3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy
+(3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones
+(3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones.
+</file>
+=== Now with pics :3 ===
+|{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.20.png?350|}} |{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.33.png?350|}} |
+|    **AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE**    ||
 ==== Political Policies ====
-{{:people:1301550084001.jpg?1000|}}
+{{:people:1301550084001.jpg?nolink&1000|}}
-==== 1.7 shit ====
-[[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|Some shitty castle I built under my brother's account in 1.7]] I am putting it here so I remember where it was.