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| - | <WRAP center round important 30%>W zwiazku z tym że wszechobecny polski powoduje ból dupy powstał specjalny kanał IRC. | ||
| - | [[https://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23cebula,%23int,%23chat&server=irc.dev-urandom.eu|https://chat.mibbit.com/?channel=%23cebula,%23int,%23chat&server=irc.dev-urandom.eu]] Jedyne co musisz dalej zrobic to wybrac nicka. #cebula jest od rozmów po polsku, #chat jest zintegrowany z grą, #int jest od kontaktu z administracją. | ||
| - | </WRAP> | ||
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| ====== Commonwealth of Onionland ====== | ====== Commonwealth of Onionland ====== | ||
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| | {{nations:cebulowa_flaga_2.png?300|}} || | | {{nations:cebulowa_flaga_2.png?300|}} || | ||
| | {{nations:cebulowy_herb.svg?200|}} || | | {{nations:cebulowy_herb.svg?200|}} || | ||
| - | | Capital | [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-3144/64/-7052/-2/0/0|Unnamed Capital City]] \\ [[settlements:papiezowo|Papieżowo]] (de facto) | | + | | Capital | [[settlements:Szczebrzeszyn]] | |
| - | | Official Languages | Polish | | + | | Official Languages | Polish | |
| | Demonyn | Onionish | | | Demonyn | Onionish | | ||
| | Government | Noble National-Catholic People's Democratic Republic | | | Government | Noble National-Catholic People's Democratic Republic | | ||
| - | | Leaders | //Marshall// Blendzior \\ //General Secretary// Enton \\ //Primate// Koinucian | | + | | Leaders | //Marshall// [[people:blendzior|Blendzior]] \\ //General Secretary// [[people:enton|Enton]] \\ //Primate// [[people:koinu|Koinucian]] | |
| | Motto | "**//Jan Paweł 2 Jebał Małe Dzieci//**" <sub>('//In Pope We Trust//')</sub> | | | Motto | "**//Jan Paweł 2 Jebał Małe Dzieci//**" <sub>('//In Pope We Trust//')</sub> | | ||
| | Establishment | 17-02-2013 | | | Establishment | 17-02-2013 | | ||
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| </WRAP> | </WRAP> | ||
| - | Worst nation ever. | + | Thanks God it's dead. |
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| === Shakomatic Trying to Find the Polish Leader=== | === Shakomatic Trying to Find the Polish Leader=== | ||
| [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE]] | [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8bqQ-C1PSE]] | ||
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| + | === The Exodus === | ||
| + | After few months most of poles left the server. Creation of new Karachan's server finally left Onionland abandoned and forgetten. None of players who left is willing to come back. | ||
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| ===== Geography ===== | ===== Geography ===== | ||
| Located in south of an unnamed continent somewhere between new spawn and Breshik. | Located in south of an unnamed continent somewhere between new spawn and Breshik. | ||
| - | ===== Politics ===== | + | ===== Government ===== |
| - | Poles will never let anyone rule them. That's why instead of picking a one man rule they all gather on Sejms to discuss about nation's matters. All decisions are maken by voting. | + | After a long time of anarchy Onionlanders finally accepted to pick three persons to represent their nation. The voting was held and first triumvirate of Onionland was chosen. |
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| + | ^ **1st Triumvirate of Onionland** ^^^^ | ||
| + | ^ Name ^ Title ^ Institution ^ Function ^ | ||
| + | | [[people:blendzior|Blendzior]] | Marshall | Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Defence | Taking care of relations with other nations and leading The Army of Onion | | ||
| + | | [[people:enton|Enton]] | General Secretary | Ministry of Infrastructure | Keeping in ordnung roads, railroads, farmlands etc. | | ||
| + | | [[people:koinu|Koinucian]] | Primate | Ministry of Love | Making love and nice things | | ||
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| + | === Provisional Government === | ||
| + | Since there are only two active Onionlanders left both Enton And Koinu are given absolute power untill the revival of Onionland happens. | ||
| ===== Economy ===== | ===== Economy ===== | ||
| Rich in coal. Very rich. Black gold makes this nation stronk. | Rich in coal. Very rich. Black gold makes this nation stronk. | ||
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| Poles have no culture. Infa 1488%. Hatred for ordnung. | Poles have no culture. Infa 1488%. Hatred for ordnung. | ||
| ===== Demographics ===== | ===== Demographics ===== | ||
| - | === Rightful Citizens === | + | === Archival Census === |
| These are the rightful citizens of Oniongrad. Remember that all Onionlanders are polish, but not all polish are | These are the rightful citizens of Oniongrad. Remember that all Onionlanders are polish, but not all polish are | ||
| Onionlanders. We are not responsible for everything that every polish speaking idiot did on the server. PS. this is true | Onionlanders. We are not responsible for everything that every polish speaking idiot did on the server. PS. this is true | ||
| + | * Ananas | ||
| * Benito | * Benito | ||
| - | * Blendzior | + | * [[people:blendzior|Blendzior]] |
| + | * [[people:enton|Enton]] | ||
| * Guwniak | * Guwniak | ||
| + | * guwniaktrzeci | ||
| * [[people:kitalke|Kitalke]] | * [[people:kitalke|Kitalke]] | ||
| + | * [[people:koinu|Koinucian]] | ||
| * m__b | * m__b | ||
| * Misztal | * Misztal | ||
| * PAPIEZTANCZY | * PAPIEZTANCZY | ||
| * PaulAtryda | * PaulAtryda | ||
| + | * Rasiak | ||
| * Rumzeiss | * Rumzeiss | ||
| - | * Koinucian | ||
| * [[people:wololo|Wololo]] | * [[people:wololo|Wololo]] | ||
| - | * Enton | ||
| - | * Ananas | ||
| === Deprivied of Citizenship === | === Deprivied of Citizenship === | ||
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| These people commited crimes against onionish nation and thus they've nothing to do with rightful Onionlanders. | These people commited crimes against onionish nation and thus they've nothing to do with rightful Onionlanders. | ||
| - | * papiezowyblues | + | * papiezowyblues (walensa) |
| + | * LAWABOJ | ||