Shina
| People's Republic of Shina | |
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| Capital | Shina |
| Official Languages | English Pseudocode |
| Demonyn | jogiff |
| Government | Communist Bellicosity |
| Leader | jogiff |
| Establishment | 8/29/11 |
| Area | 8 blocks |
| Population | ~1 |
| Abbreviation | Shina |
Shina will grow, Shina will prosper
History
Founding
Following a conflict with YugoTexas, DustRemover agreed to change the name of Nationalist China to Nationalist Chinka. jogiff objected to this and demanded Nationalist Chinese citizenship. jogiff immediately built Shina and declared independence. DustRemover attempted to prevent Shina's establishment in the middle of Nationalist Chinka territory but was dispatched by a series of headbutts.
Shina's Expansion
Immediately after gaining independence, Shina began to feel cramped. In it's first days, Shina successfully conquered a leaf block in Taibei, a door in Perkele, and two trees in Feelsville (which were cut down in order to make signs to mark them as Shina territory).
Shino-Yugo War
On August 30th, YugoTexas requested that a third party edit his wiki page. jogiff volunteered and fixed the article. YugoTexas was ashamed of his Kebab heritage and declared war on Shina. Unfortunately for Nationalist Chinka, YugoTexas was confused about exactly where Shina was and began attacking the Taibei flag. The war stalled as YugoTexas and jogiff repeatedly killed each other without taking any items or territory. The stalemate was broken when Shina and Nationalist Chinka formed a Unified Front against the slav aggressor.
War of Attrition
On September 9th, Hamburg declared war on Shina. While no territory was lost by either party, the War of Attrition is generally regarded as a ground-breaking war for Shina's unorthodox tactics which brought victory against a larger and vastly better-armed army.
Annexation of Manarra
Somehow Shina annexed Manarra. jogiff is still not sure how this happened.
Geography
The People's Republic of Shina is surrounded by dirt.
Subdivisions
Shina is divided into three districts: Shina proper (4 blocks) Chests and workbench (2 blocks) Lighting (2 blocks)
Citizenship
Shina allows all non-Irish minecraft players to earn citizenship by paying twenty diamonds in tax.
Economy
Rumors say that Shina owns a skeleton spawner and a spider spawner upon which their entire economy is built.
Military
Every citizen of Shina is required to fight in Shina's wars. Shina's military is geared to be highly mobile and highly cost-efficient.