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| - | ====== The Great Enderian Quest ====== | ||
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| - | ^ //**The Great Enderian Quest**////Autism at Full Speed// ^^ | ||
| - | | {{:battles:minecraft-credits.png?300|Ralx wasn't in the squad but he /did/ give Glitchy a pearl}} || | ||
| - | | Dates | 7-12-13 - 8-12-13| | ||
| - | | Location| Alpha's Realm | | ||
| - | | Result | Ender Dragon slain\\ The End reclaimed\\ Acquisition of the Dragon Egg | | ||
| - | ^ Belligerents || | ||
| - | | Minecraft | {{nations:balls:ender.png}} [[nations:ender2|Republic of Ender]]\\ | | ||
| - | ^ Supported by || | ||
| - | | Mobs\\ Random people | {{nations:balls:elggun.png}} [[nations:elkkuton|Elkkuton]] | | ||
| - | ^ Leaders and Commanders || | ||
| - | |[[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/meanwhile_at_mojang.gif|Mojang]]\\ | {{nations:balls:ender.png}} Hinoarashi| | ||
| - | ^ Strength || | ||
| - | | ∞ | 7 | | ||
| - | ^ Battle Losses || | ||
| - | | 1 | 0 | | ||
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| - | ==== The New World Order ==== | ||
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| - | After awakening in the new world of Alpha's Realm, people went around punching mysterious dark wood trees <del>and leaving them to float in mid-fucking-air</del>. Enderians from Oceania set out on a great quest to rebuild the [[nations:ender2|Republic of Ender]]. | ||
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| - | ==== The Quest Begins ==== | ||
| - | [[people:glitchybat|Glitchy]], [[people:hinoarashi|Hinoarashi]], and [[https://dev-urandom.eu/people:unimportant#Roobyon|Rubyon]] all set off to find an [[http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/End_Portal|ancient Enderian device]] to reach the moon and obtain a [[http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Dragon_Egg|Powerful Artifact]] to rebuild the nation. | ||
| - | The trek around the new land was not an easy one. While some Enderians dug deep to start a surplus of materials, Glitchy had gone out in search of Ender Pearls and, during travel through a cave system, stumbled into a stronghold. Using telepathy, he alerted all Enderians to flock to the area, and a wooden hut of glory was established. | ||
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| - | ==== Fucking Absurd Autism ==== | ||
| - | Tirelessly, the Enderians worked around the clock to find pearls and a Nether Fortress for Blaze Rods. They were faced with obstacles, and skirmishes against CockLover and Neger slowed progress. Despite such, roughly 24 hours after the new world had formed, Enderians had obtained the necessary materials to activate their portal. | ||
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| - | ==== The Portal is Opened ==== | ||
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| - | Hino assembled a squad consisting of roughly 7 people. Glitchy managed to miscount the fucking pearls when assembling and [[people:areteee|areteee]] and [[people:vladimirr|v1adimirr]] had to save the day by throwing two of theirs into the mix. With the last pearl in place, the room glew a magical violet and a void ripped open between the portal frames, opening a wormhole to the moon. Glitchy, standing in the way, was instantly warped in, followed by the rest of the squad, <del>despite Glitchy specifically saying he was going in first to make sure the spawn wasn't in mid-fucking-air or in some terrible position or some shit.</del> | ||
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| - | ==== The Battle ==== | ||
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| - | The team was soon met with The Massive and Adorable Ender Dragon. While the squad fired arrows at him, Glitchy warped back to the base because he wasn't god damn prepared and by the time he got back, all Ender Crystals had been destroyed and Ender's health halved. | ||
| - | As Ender swooped down at the team, Glitchy hopped onto his neck and tried to put his dick in Ender's mouth. This tactic was unsuccessful, but lead to Ender crashing into an obsidian pillar where the squad immediately swarmed and attacked. Ender rose up into the sky after a fatal shot in the ass and began glowing white. Amazing Hollywood effects played as he bursted into a fuckload of exp pearls and a bedrock portal fell to the ground with a wormhole back home. Hino lept to Ender's Egg that had befallen and stuffed it into her pocket to bring home. | ||
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| - | ==== The Aftermath ==== | ||
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| - | The Republic of Ender obtained the Dragon Egg. A nether brick dragon statue was erected above the stronghold, and [[settlements:hinoarashington|Hinoarashington D.E.]] was officially founded. Work soon began on cleaning out the area. The next day, Glitchy and Rubyon built the server's first Enderman Grinder. | ||
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| - | ==== Reactions ==== | ||
| - | **[irrelevance intensifies]** | ||
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| - | ==== Minecraft Credits ==== | ||
| - | * [[people:hinoarashi|Hinoarashi]] | ||
| - | * [[people:glitchybat|GlitchyBat]] | ||
| - | * [[https://dev-urandom.eu/people:unimportant#roobyon|Roobyon]] | ||
| - | * [[people:k_chris|Killer_Chris]] | ||
| - | * [[people:vladimirr|v1adimirr]] - Supplied 2 pearls with areteee | ||
| - | * [[people:areteee|areteee]] - Supplied 2 pearls with v1ad | ||
| - | * [[people:laredolare]] | ||
| - | * [[people:ralxtew|Ralxtew]] - Didn't fight the dragon, but supplied a pearl | ||