| The Great Enderian QuestAutism at Full Speed |
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| Dates | 7-12-13 - 8-12-13 |
| Location | Alpha's Realm |
| Result | Ender Dragon slain
The End reclaimed
Acquisition of the Dragon Egg |
| Belligerents |
| Minecraft |  Republic of Ender
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| Supported by |
Mobs
Random people |  Elkkuton |
| Leaders and Commanders |
Mojang
| Hinoarashi |
| Strength |
| ∞ | 7 |
| Battle Losses |
| 1 | 0 |
The New World Order
After awakening in the new world of Alpha's Realm, people went around punching mysterious dark wood trees and leaving them to float in mid-fucking-air. Enderians from Oceania set out on a great quest to rebuild the Republic of Ender.
The Quest Begins
Glitchy, Hinoarashi, and Rubyon all set off to find an ancient Enderian device to reach the moon and obtain a Powerful Artifact to rebuild the nation.
The trek around the new land was not an easy one. While some Enderians dug deep to start a surplus of materials, Glitchy had gone out in search of Ender Pearls and, during travel through a cave system, stumbled into a stronghold. Using telepathy, he alerted all Enderians to flock to the area, and a wooden hut of glory was established.
Fucking Absurd Autism
Tirelessly, the Enderians worked around the clock to find pearls and a Nether Fortress for Blaze Rods. They were faced with obstacles, and skirmishes against CockLover and Neger slowed progress. Despite such, roughly 24 hours after the new world had formed, Enderians had obtained the necessary materials to activate their portal.
The Portal is Opened
Hino assembled a squad consisting of roughly 7 people. Glitchy managed to miscount the fucking pearls when assembling and areteee and v1adimirr had to save the day by throwing two of theirs into the mix. With the last pearl in place, the room glew a magical violet and a void ripped open between the portal frames, opening a wormhole to the moon. Glitchy, standing in the way, was instantly warped in, followed by the rest of the squad, despite Glitchy specifically saying he was going in first to make sure the spawn wasn't in mid-fucking-air or in some terrible position or some shit.
The Battle
The team was soon met with The Massive and Adorable Ender Dragon. While the squad fired arrows at him, Glitchy warped back to the base because he wasn't god damn prepared and by the time he got back, all Ender Crystals had been destroyed and Ender's health halved.
As Ender swooped down at the team, Glitchy hopped onto his neck and tried to put his dick in Ender's mouth. This tactic was unsuccessful, but lead to Ender crashing into an obsidian pillar where the squad immediately swarmed and attacked. Ender rose up into the sky after a fatal shot in the ass and began glowing white. Amazing Hollywood effects played as he bursted into a fuckload of exp pearls and a bedrock portal fell to the ground with a wormhole back home. Hino lept to Ender's Egg that had befallen and stuffed it into her pocket to bring home.
The Aftermath
The Republic of Ender obtained the Dragon Egg. A nether brick dragon statue was erected above the stronghold, and Hinoarashington D.E. was officially founded. Work soon began on cleaning out the area. The next day, Glitchy and Rubyon built the server's first Enderman Grinder.
Reactions
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Minecraft Credits
Logs I'm too lazy to correct
[16:08:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Glitch, you need armor?
[16:08:45] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Tasu left the game.
[16:08:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: classic
[16:08:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: I'm gonna test waters first
[16:09:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: I found what I think is the highest mountain on the server
[16:09:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: and it was unclaimed, so…
[16:09:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Waldsic has just earned the achievement [DIAMONDS!]
[16:09:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Tasu has joined the game from Chile.
[16:09:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: how high is that?
[16:09:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: 144
[16:09:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] Enton: 150 blocks?
[16:09:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Roobyon whispers Will you going in set off the achievement?
[16:09:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] autism: 14[Enton disconnected]
[16:09:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: probably the highest
[16:09:41] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] Enton: noice
[16:10:04] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Furnace unregistered.
[16:10:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: lagging a bit
[16:10:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: my body is ready
[16:10:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [GlitchyBat→Roobyon] nothing to do about it
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Shakomatic: EH
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Shakomatic: I am bored
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: i like the nether portals
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Shakomatic: imma go masterbate
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Created a Private Furnace successfully
[16:10:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Shakomatic left the game.
[16:10:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Furnace unregistered.
[16:10:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Furnace unregistered.
[16:10:25] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Furnace unregistered.
[16:10:25] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Roobyon whispers I don't have the requirements for it
[16:11:09] [Client thread/INFO]: Connecting to hub.dev-urandom.eu, 25565
[16:11:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] GlitchyBat has joined the game from United States.
[16:11:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Please login with “/login password”
[16:11:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Successful login!
[16:11:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] GlitchyBat has joined the game from United States.
[16:11:27] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: wait a second
[16:11:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: toilet
[16:11:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: oh yes I totally forgot
[16:11:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: awesome, that's so going to be used in my buildings
[16:11:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: k
[16:11:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Everyone call ready when ready
[16:11:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: Ready
[16:12:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: do it
[16:12:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] clappsaddle left the game.
[16:12:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Our names will forever be remembered for our stand here
[16:12:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: gogogo
[16:12:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: do it faggit
[16:12:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: wait
[16:12:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: what the fuck
[16:12:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: lel
[16:12:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: ebin
[16:12:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Are you two short?
[16:12:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: nubs
[16:12:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: we have 2
[16:12:59] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: ill brb
[16:13:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: I have them
[16:13:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: ok
[16:13:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: TFW I DID MY MATH WRONG
[16:13:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Tasu left the game.
[16:13:08] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: We've got two blaze powder
[16:13:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: scrubs
[16:13:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: I got 2 finished ones
[16:13:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Let's do it
[16:13:34] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: You guys got bed set?
[16:13:43] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: I do
[16:13:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: lare set bed
[16:13:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] GlitchyBat has just earned the achievement [The End?]
[16:13:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] v1adimirr has just earned the achievement [The End?]
[16:13:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] areteee has just earned the achievement [The End?]
[16:14:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: dont have one :D
[16:14:03] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: This is why I said to wait
[16:14:03] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] autism: 14[Enton connected]
[16:14:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: The point was to let Glitchy scout first
[16:14:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: there is one
[16:14:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: lare
[16:14:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: then end already?
[16:14:10] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: behind bortal
[16:14:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: before it I mean
[16:14:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Let's do ths.
[16:14:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: l2l
[16:14:21] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: GOGOGOGO
[16:14:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: no need for it
[16:14:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: GO
[16:14:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: its the nether right?
[16:14:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Here he comes!
[16:14:39] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] PizzaPizzaPizza: how do i make furnace
[16:14:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] WHOOSH!
[16:15:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] This Chest is locked with a magical spell
[16:15:09] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: get the shit off the towers
[16:15:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: >slaying te dragon on day 2
[16:15:20] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: plebs
[16:15:52] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: so bourgoise
[16:17:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: is he dead yet?
[16:17:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Flakese has just earned the achievement [Bake Bread]
[16:17:34] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] Enton: yellow clay seems to be perfect to simulate cheese
[16:17:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Waldsic has just earned the achievement [Time to Farm!]
[16:17:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Flakese has just earned the achievement [We Need to Go Deeper]
[16:18:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Sergey has joined the game from Russian Federation.
[16:18:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: hey
[16:18:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] CaptNOwen: Sir Gey
[16:18:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: guy buddy
[16:18:55] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] Ghoul: :—-D
[16:19:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: can you tell me which way is north?
[16:19:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: hit f3
[16:19:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] happosai21: this way i think
[16:19:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: woah
[16:19:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: thanks!
[16:19:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] happosai21: along the street
[16:19:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] Ghoul: why north?
[16:19:45] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: because it is the best way
[16:19:51] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: let it charge
[16:19:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: north people are always better
[16:20:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: let it charge
[16:20:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: 0 arrows :D
[16:20:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: come at me
[16:20:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: Lare
[16:20:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: It's down to half.
[16:20:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: also I call Egg in the name of good ender
[16:21:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Lord_Uxbridge has joined the game from United States.
[16:21:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Everyone should have it
[16:21:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: bitch dragon
[16:21:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] CaptNOwen: Good♥night♥my♥sweeties~♥
[16:21:23] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: Everyone being Ender
[16:21:25] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Ghoul has joined the game from Turkey.
[16:21:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: Its a sad day for the proletariat
[16:21:45] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] PizzaPizzaPizza left the game.
[16:21:54] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: who built the new house vlad?
[16:22:11] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: yea yea
[16:22:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: niggers let it charge
[16:22:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: chris
[16:22:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: awesome trolling
[16:22:27] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: where are you
[16:22:34] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: the end
[16:22:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: lol
[16:22:38] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: oh damn
[16:23:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: Aw yeah last hit
[16:23:03] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Yes!
[16:23:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: fug
[16:23:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: HE:S GONNA BLOW
[16:23:10] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: omgfg
[16:23:13] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: RIP DRAGON
[16:23:15] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Lord_Uxbridge has just earned the achievement [Time to Strike!]
[16:23:16] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Sergey: what the fuck
[16:23:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: that fuggin sound
[16:23:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: lololow
[16:23:20] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] happosai21: dafuq is dat sound :v
[16:23:22] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: I call egg
[16:23:24] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: rib
[16:23:31] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: i got no xp for that
[16:23:31] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: bullshit
[16:23:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: ah you bitches
[16:23:35] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: tfw no sounds
[16:23:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: we should have had a lets go kill the dragon ebin quest
[16:23:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Where;s egg?
[16:23:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] happosai21: well done ^^
[16:23:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Cheers, guys.
[16:23:54] [Client thread/ERROR]: Item entity 3277337 has no item?!
[16:23:59] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: tfw I just missed it ;_;
[16:24:01] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: We got it
[16:24:04] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [lobby] PizzaPizzaPizza: all my shit dissapered
[16:24:06] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: got it?
[16:24:07] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: and now a witch is gilling me
[16:24:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: oh nvm
[16:24:17] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Laredolare left the game.
[16:24:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [lobby] PizzaPizzaPizza: what the fuck is this shit?
[16:24:19] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Our efforts were not in vain
[16:24:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: I remember last map when a certai nsomeone just went and killed the dragon after like 2 hours on the
[16:24:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Next step: 10 Ender Farms
[16:24:39] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Hinoarashi whispers It's in our chest.
[16:24:40] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Flakese: map
[16:24:44] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] areteee: did yo uget the egg
[16:24:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: I'm going to aggro endermen before I leave
[16:24:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Yep.
[16:24:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] PizzaPizzaPizza has joined the game from United States.
[16:24:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [GlitchyBat→Hinoarashi] cool
[16:25:02] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] Laredolare has joined the game from Finland.
[16:25:12] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Inciclopedico: can somebody tell me the seed of the map? I think you need to be an op to use the seed command
[16:25:28] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] GlitchyBat has just earned the achievement [The End.]
[16:25:33] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Giant ender dragon statue over bortal spot. Let's do it, Glitch.
[16:25:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] areteee has just earned the achievement [The End.]
[16:25:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Woohoo
[16:25:50] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: berndtown coords?
[16:25:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] v1adimirr has just earned the achievement [The End.]
[16:26:00] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Lord_Uxbridge: so have there been any wars yet?
[16:26:01] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Sikandar apparently made the statue from BattX
[16:26:05] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Laredolare: berndtown coords?
[16:26:18] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: So if we don't know how to do it he might help
[16:26:26] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: I probably could.
[16:26:27] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: so you guys have the egg
[16:26:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Yeah.
[16:26:47] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: We'll probably install it into a museum or something
[16:26:51] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] PizzaPizzaPizza was slain by Spider
[16:26:56] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Hail ender the adorable
[16:26:57] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [IRC] autism: 14[Enton disconnected]
[16:26:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] EinBernd was slain by Spider
[16:26:58] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] WHOOSH!
[16:26:59] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: How's Berndtown like?
[16:27:10] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: New /home effect is cool
[16:27:10] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] v1adimirr: cozy
[16:27:20] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: yeah
[16:27:32] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: there is one?
[16:27:37] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: inb4 died
[16:27:42] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: Like the portal effects Hino?
[16:27:46] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] GlitchyBat: at the windows?
[16:27:48] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] te3: oh no he used the vanilla plugin
[16:27:49] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Hinoarashi: Yeah, it looks cool.
[16:27:53] [Client thread/INFO]: [CHAT] [alpha] Roobyon: I got the last hit on Ender, and in the end that's all I really wanted
Republic of Ender
Elkkuton 