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--- settlements:walefinow [2013/02/25 22:12]
koinu created
+++ settlements:walefinow [2020/11/08 04:02] (current)
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-^    //**Colony of Walefinów**////**Zależne Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa**//     ^^
+^    //**Former colony of Walefinów**////** Byłe Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa**//     ^^
-|  InsertImageHere  ||
+|   Former colony of [[nations:onionland|Onionland]]   ||
-| Location | http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-66/64/-8489/-1/0/0 |
+| Location | [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-66/64/-8489/-2/3/0|map]] |
-| Local Languages | Polish |
+| Local Languages | Polish\\ more Polish |
 | Government | Colonial State |
-| Leader | All Poles |
+| Leader | [[people:venomthrope|Venomthrope]] |
 | Establishment | 25-02-13 |
 | Population | 0 |
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-Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt.
+Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt, as they don't deserve such a cosy island. Sadly, it was took back by dirty Finns.
+<file>
+<Enton> it wasn't me who wants a war
+<Enton> but now i don't care anymore
+<Enton> cause venomthrope is just a nigger
+<Enton> and onionland is getting bigger and bigger
+<Enton> :----------DDD
+</file>
 ===== History =====
 === LE GRAND OPENING ===
-One day some poles from [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] suggested starting a war with Finns. Koinu decided to claim some land for Onionland near Finngolia so Poles could attack whenever they like. He came from [[settlements:izmorosjov|Izmorosjov]] to the shores of mongolian land and made a polish flag on one of unclaimed islands. Soon people started gathering. Duke of [[nations:rhodesisch-nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]],[[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] came and built a first building on this island. Next were Empress of Kijima, [[people:mystialorelei|Mystia Lorelei]], and the onionest mod, [[people:enton|Enton]] who founded Walefinów's first onion. Where people of [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] came the Great Opening started. There were tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things.
+One day some poles from [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] suggested starting a war with the Finngols. [[people:venomthrope|venomthrope]] reacted by paying the nation's capital a visit; though a representative of his nation, he behaved in disregard to any diplomatic conventions and only provoked the docile Poles.
+<WRAP left>
+|  {{:2013-02-25_20.16.35.png?427}}  |
+|  The brave settler ready for adventure time  |
+|            {{:settlements:walefinow2.png}}            |
+|  The settlers of Walefinów celebrating the founding.  |
+</WRAP>
+Unwilling to bear such an affront, Koinu decided to claim some land for Onionland near [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]] to secure the Poles a strategic bridgehead near enemy lines. He came from [[settlements:izmorosjov|Izmorosjov]] to the shores of Finngolian land and planted a Polish flag on an unclaimed island.
+People started gathering. [[nations:dead:nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]] is rumored to have had a hand in the affair, though a sign in the first house [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] built on the island denies any involvement of his. Representatives of the [[settlements:kijima|Peaceful Island Empire of Kijima]] and the [[nations:hbe3|Holy Banana Empire]] recognised the Polish claim to the island and graced it with a state visit each. [[people:enton|Enton]] built an onion made of mushroom blocks - a trademark of Onionland - on the island.
+Soon over half a dozen Poles had assembled to celebrate the founding of their colony. Tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things were prepared, and consumed amid rudimentary fireworks.
+=== Worst war ever and the end of polish rule ===
+On 28.02 [[people:venomthrope|well known finnish mod abuser]] removed stuff built on the island. Two brave Poles tried to fight but they got banned for 'illegal pvp' although [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was in state of war with [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]. Poles just took materials that were left for them and left Walefinów without saying anything. [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was confirmed for being bunch of pussies.
+| {{settlements:brave_polish_hussar_fighting_with_evil_imperialist.png?427}} |
+| Brave hussar fighting with evil mongol imperialist mod abuser                                                                       |
 ===== Landmarks and Surroundings =====
-There's a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island.
+There was a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island. Now there's nothing.
 ===== Economy =====
 Rich in finnish butthurt.
 ===== Local Life and Issues =====
-Right now nothing interesting happens here. Poles are waiting for finnish reaction.
+The Polish natives to the island live in constant fear of the faraway imperialistic New Finngolian nation spreading its tentacles into the farthest parts of the ocean.
 ===== Government =====
-Although all Poles are rulers for themselves, Koinu as the foundator of Walefinów is the neutral lord protector of this land. It doesn't make him a citizen of Onionland. He just stays here to manage this place
+Under [[nations:new_finngolia|Finngolian]] administration.
+===== Military =====
+Walefinów was home of guns and cannons. Various weapons were being built in order to secure this land from savage finns.
+| {{:settlements:dzialo_antyfinskie.png?520}} |
+| Anti-mongol cannon JEBFIN Mk.I in action|
 ===== Residents =====
-Actually no residents.
+The sprits of all brave hussars and plumbers. Now they're gone.
+| {{:settlements:walefinow1.png?520}}                                                 |
+|  From left to right: Enton, Blendzior, Koinucian, PAPIEZTANCZY, OneToTen, Rumzeiss  |