In order to avoid any further senseless shedding of blood, the Eastern Commonwealth proposes the following peace terms to the Republic of Ender and the Republic of Battkhortostan:

The Republic of Ender and the Republic of Battkhortostan will:

1. end its/their occupation of the territory of the former Kingdom of Kriegstein
2. renounce any claims to the territory and to the titles of the former Kingdom of Kriegstein
3. not annex any clay in the former Kingdom of Kriegstein except in the case of a local settlement voluntarily agreeing to join Ender/Battkhortostan
4. declare null and void any attempts by any member of Ender, Battkhortostan, or the Commonwealth to lay claim to the territories of the former Kingdom of Kriegstein if done without prior parliamentary (Congress, Reichsrat) approval, and
5. recognise the right of the Commonwealth to attack and kill any member of either nation if they are found on the territory they are illegitimately claiming in the manner described above
6. refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of the Eastern Commonwealth and of Dobrobakanistan, including rescinding the terms set forth by the Treaty of Somerset regarding a Chamber of Commons, Constitution, etc.

The Eastern Commonwealth will:

1. renounce any claims to the territory and to the titles of the former Kingdom of Kriegstein
2. not annex any clay in the former Kingdom of Kriegstein except in the case of a local settlement voluntarily agreeing to join the Commonwealth or one of its members
3. declare null and void any attempts by any member of Ender, Battkhortostan, or the Commonwealth to lay claim to the territories of the former Kingdom of Kriegstein if done without prior parliamentary (Congress, Reichsrat) approval, and
4. recognise the right of the Republics of Ender and Battkhortostan to attack and kill any member of either nation if they are found on the territory they are illegitimately claiming in the manner described above
5. refrain from interfering in the internal affairs of the Republic of Ender and the Republic of Battkhortostan
6. provide materials for the reconstruction of the statue demolished by Shakomatic in Drenesk Oblastdrenesk oblast settlement is slated for complete demolition by the Breshikan department of Urban planning. Please file a complaint in bydlograd department headquarters.
7. Provide Earth's water to Alpha Draconis.
8. Provide Earth's gold so that the atmosphere of Nibiru may be repaired.
9. Provide access to Earth's livestock for the purpose of biological research.
10. Provide access to Earthlings for the purpose of biological research.
11. Submit to bi-annual rectal probings for the purpose of biological research.
12. Allow access of the Soul Matrix of the Commonwealth's leadership to the Archons.
13. Construct an inverted pentagram or all-seeing eye in the Commonwealth.