Joodfontein

Joodfontein
Anthem	Ich fühle mich so schuldig
Location	-960 X, 5840 Z Map
Local Languages	Afrikaans Yiddish
Demonyn	Yev
Government	ZOG
Leader	P_P_A
Establishment	3rd March 2015
Population	6 Yevs 1 June
ASC/S	JFT

Joodfontein is a small Yevish settlement on the northern coast of the southern continent, protected by P_P_A and June.

Joodfontein.

While surveying the new lands added on the 4th of March 2015, P_P_A found a small Yevish settlement on the mainland, not far from an island he had claimed for future churchbuilding. Being all too familiar with the suffering of the Yevish people, he invited over player June to keep a watchful eye on the residents while he constructed better housing for them. June covered the area in torches while P_P_A built two little houses and a small windmill. The settlement was further secured with a fence and a small canal.

Schlomo the butcher enjoyed taking a walk by the river, and often ended up getting stuck on the wrong side of the fence protecting the village. He was claustrophobic, and would often not enter a house at night, but just stand close to the wall instead. Despite all this, he lived to have a son, the first child born to the young village.

Schlomo Jr., who grew up it be a librarian, inherited many of Schlomo's quirks. When his father disappeared one night, and was never seen again, Schlomo Jr. was grief-stricken. For days he wallowed in melancholy.

The graves of Schlomo and his son.

One night, while out on a late walk in front of June's house, he heard a zombie approaching. His sadness turned into anger at the monsters that had taken his father from him, and in a blind fit of rage he rushed at the attacker. P_P_A arrived in time to kill the zombie and save Schlomo Jr., only to find that more foul undead had entered the village. He fought them all off, but when he looked around, Schlomo Jr. was nowhere to be seen—having disappeared into the night, just as his father.

The community mourned his death, and at the suggestion of June, two graves were dug in everlasting memory of Schlomo Jr. and his father.

On the 8th of March, an anti-yevitic terrorist by the name of Dylanrules22 committed a racially motivated terror attack on the village, in the hopes that he would be banned as a martyr and pay alimony to 72 strong independent black single mothers in paradise. He started fires, uprooted innocent potatoes and flowers, freed oppressed sheep from the sheepfold and killed two million Yevs and horses. He announced the “destruction” of the village before committing suicide by mod. The damage was fixed a few minutes later.
June was annoyed with some lazy sheep who didn't want to return to the sheepfold, and so he set them on fire. Later he thoroughly regretted it, and made a gravestone in their memory.

Joodfontein is located at the mouth of a small river, which there flows into a sheltered bay.

The Yevs of Joodfontein grow potatoes, but they are also crafty merchants who readily engage in trade with any visitor. Especially good items to trade are chunks of rotten meat, Yevs are ready to buy them in high quantities. Knowing this, a small factory was estabilished, which can daily provide rotten meat to ever-grateful Yevs.

Shlomo†, David, and Sarah

6 million Yevs reside in Yevfontein, June and P_P_A are honorary citizens.

A typical view of Joodfontein.

The small village bears traces of Madeuwean culture, most visible in the all-wooden architecture with its prominent gables.