Extremist right wing muslim in love with Glenn Beck and Ronald Reagan. He believes (besides being Canadian) that there should be no taxes in the US but even though the gov't has to provide its citizens unlimited maple cheeseburgers. He's also obsessed with Katy Perry who he considers to be “The Beatles” of our times.

Note: He says Fox News is not biased at all. AT ALL.

THIS MAN SPEAKS THE TRUTH.

Kopf is drunk about 64% of the time he logs in. If he likes you he asks you if he could live with you for a week, in a relationship transcending mere homosexuality.

King of Settlement