Battkhortoman Empire
| Battkhortoman EmpireБаттхёртоманская Империя | |
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| Local Languages | English Arabic Russian |
| Government | Sublime State |
| Leader | Sultan Sikandar |
| Regent | Grand Vizier K_Chris |
| Establishment | 11-04-13 |
| Population | 38 |
| Abbreviation | Battx |
| ASC/N | BX |
First a Premier, then a King, then a Khan, and now Sultan. The Battkhortomans reign supreme.
History
Upon the acquisition of the 10 000th iron ingot in the Battkhortostani coffers and the annexation of the protectorate of Dogolandia, Sikandar declared that his humble nation had become a sublime state by the will of Allah.
Geography
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| Cleaning up the old maps. Now with a legend. Kovanje has been fully integrated. |
Sub-divisions
Eyalet of Al-Iskandariya
Eyalet of Gurkburk
Eyalet of Maleth
Eyalet of Pollyanna
Politics
Internal Politics
Battkhortostan is led primarily by the House de Battkhort, an aristocratic family headed by Sikandar, the absolutist ruler of the state.
In the absence of Sikandar, policy is to be set by the Regency Council comprising greenkitten, K_Chris, and mazznoff.
Despite authoritarian rhetoric Battkhortostan has proven to be more democratic than any other nation.
Anti-Yevism is a rampant in Battkhortostan. The terrorist group, the Bureau for the Ethical Neutralisation of Inferior Species (BENIS), is thought to be receiving covert sponsorship from corrupt Battkhorti government officials.
International Relations
Kovanje, Montequercus, and Tel-Yeviv are protectorates and vassals of Battkhortostan.
Battkhortostan (and its vassals) are constituent members of the Katten Khaganate, and Battkhortostan herself is a tribunal member.
Battkhortostan has formed a mutual defensive pact jointly with Auri and Kriegstein.
Battkhortostan has multiple claims on the Kingdom of Breshik through Killer_Chris, Duke of Cumberland, head of House de Battkhort-Breshik, and pretender to the Breshikan throne. Additionally, Battkhortostan maintains claims on the territory of Montequercus on the continent of New Virginia.
Military
See also: Military of Battkhortostan
All nations fear the Battkhortstani wizard.
Economy
Battkhortostan sustains its inefficient economic programs with an endowment of minerals received as a gift from Allax at the very beginning of the map.
The National Bank of Battkhortostan maintains branches at spawn and Al-Iskandariya. It is the main competitor of the Bank of Kurwa.
Industry
Battkhortostan is a very large country with very few industrial centres. Whereas al-Iskandariya is a rich, bustling powerhouse, the rest of the nation lags behind (except see Kovanje and Dynstad).
To remedy the situation, dear Brother-Leader and Guide of the Revolution has called for flattening and large-scale industrialization of the Blasted Desert region to complement the agricultural sector being constructed in Gurkburk.
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| From this map one can see the difference in light availability in Battkhortostan. |
Demographics
See also: Battkhortostan census
Battkhortostan encourages blanda upp among its citizens, whites are in the minority and mixed-race children are the norm.
Culture
See also: Relics of Imperial Battkhortostan
See also: Honors of Imperial Battkhortostan
The Hymn of Butthurt is Battkhortostan's national anthem, written by Killer_Chris.
Battkhortostan's honors include the Order of Butthurt, awarded to those exhibiting extreme butthurt.
As is common in socialistic societies, after a hard day of toiling in the potato fields and local GULAGs, the average Battkhortstani prefers to wind down by sampling some of the finest North Korean ganj.
Education
Battkhortostanis are indoctrinated with the official state ideology at the Battkhortostan National Academy of Arts and Sciences.
Religion
Most Battkhortians are followers of the haniffiya, or the true religion of Abraham, and are devotees of the prophet Muhammed and Allah.
Communication
Battkhortostanis and the Battkhortostan government can be reached through the talk pages of this wiki or our IRC channel: #battkhortostan #chat