The Great Pan-Asian Meritocracy of the Tri-Isles

The Tri-Isles are a small collection of volcanic islands roughly in the shape of a crabs claw when viewed from above. Geologists have theorized that they are a result of several billion years of continental shifts and undersea eruptions, resulting in the rough island formation.

On the 28th of October, Waffenbaum set out to sea in a tiny shitty boat, heading aimlessly into a storm, he crashed the boat against the shores of the Tri-Isles, on the beach which would later be known as Weeaboo's Landing. Once well ashore, he decided to found a new settlement under the rulership of the Greater Pan-Asian Meritocracy (G.A.M), a pacifist institution devoted to creating a safe haven far from the mainland politics and butthurt. Having set out from Nova Kurwa, a transit system between the Tri-Isles and NK was promtly created to secure mainland access for future trading.

The first actual inhabitant of the island was Minoriko, whom was named head of mining operations within the regi of the isles and below.

The Tri-Isles are, as the name suggests, comprised of three seperate islands connected by stone bridges. The island that also serves as home for most inhabitants is called Kanto, and is typically the first island tourists will explore as this is where the tram station is located. The second island, Tengu, is densely forested and home to the Buddhist monastary Shinto Shrine built on the site of the Great Egging, as well as small farms. (Said Monastery was destroyed by order or Minoriko on the 21th of November, 2011.) The third island is Kappa, which is the industrial nerve of all three islands and the site of the Chairman's Residence, as well as the entrance to the mines of the Tri-Isles, from where most of the riches are excavated.

The water in the middle of all three islands is known as Weeaboo Bay.

Only a handful of buildings exist on the isolated islands, all in distinctive Asian and Oriental styles, setting them apart from the mainland architecture. With Shinto Buddism as the primary island religion (Or rather an offshot loosely based around the idea of Buddha having reincarnated as a chicken), several Shinto shrines have been erected both offshore and on the island proper. Buildings are generally created from red wool, wood and stone bricks.

The inhabitants of the island attempt to leave much of the natural vegitation unharmed while expanding, in order to maintain the beauty of their home, and build in accordance with aestethic ideals.

In addition, there are various signs and symbols of faith hidden in plain sight throughout the island, many predating the current inhabitants by generations. From simple rock formations that seem unlikely to have been shaped by nature alone, to fire shrines placed on the highest points of each island and illuminated by netherrack.

Below the waters of the Tri-Isles lies an intricate cave system which criss-crosses through the stone foundation, creating pockets of air for those foolhardy enough to swim inside. Although it has been rumored that there are caves filled with diamond ore inside these pockets, tourists and islanders alike are discouraged against searching for such, due to the high risk of drowning. Sadly, these warnings are not always heeded.

The economy of the Tri-Isles is relatively strong, having a massive and so-far inexhaustible amount of precious metals below the volcanic surfaces to trade for. Though while the island is rich in underground resources, no animals or trees were found naturally on the island, and had to be introduced. The first trees were planted by the travelling architect and notable Swede, Rupert R. Rubertsson, who was also among the first visitors of the island.

The Great Egging was an event on the 30th of October which introduced chickens to the island, when BremenBernd arrived with roughly 2000 exactly 576 eggs and began pelting the island's inhabitants, spawning hundreds of flightless birds in the process. This event was shortly followed by the great Weeaboo Bay drowning, where hundreds of the animals sank to the bottom.

As a result, the Tri-Islands now has a budding fried chicken trade, and the chicken has become the national bird of the islands, as well as the center of religion. The island also has a modest number of pigs a pig a sole cow. In addition, squid is plentiful in the depths surrounding the islands, which in turn can produce valuable black colouring for wool and garments.

The people of the Tri-Islands mostly adhere to a very specific form of Buddhism, believing that the monk Siddharta Gautama was originally reincarnated as a chicken on the Tri-Islands before reaching enlightenment and becoming Buddha. As such, they revere chickens highly yet have no qualms about eating them, as they are simply fulfilling the chickens lot in the wheel of life by doing so. However, mistreating any animal is generally frowned upon.

Although chicken-buddhism is the primary source of faith for the islands, most mainland religions are recognized and respected. Examples include the Crypto-Christianity of Nova Kurwa and the Tree-Worship of Coenstan as well as others, provided that these faiths are non-violent in their message.

Local life is quaint and calm, far removed from most political struggles and arguments over rightful clay. The people are generally happy and well-nourished, although the youth of the islands are often yearning to go abroad and see the world.

Being a meritocracy (literally; rule by merit), all posts and titles are given to/held by those deemed to be the most fitting by their peers. Whether a person exhibits a honest character, truthful nature or an unbreakable will, they will find themselves with an occupation which fits their specific talents. This practice keeps corruption virtually non-existant, and ensures a high moral standard both among civil servants and self-employed inhabitants.

Proof Of Union

Waffenbaum, Minoriko, UtsuhoReiuji, Edo411, Mystia Lorelei, Saldalphon(Kuma-Hina), goatwithbenefits, ChaosBoundary, HongMeiling, ultimateshadow96, Thrmin (YuyukoSaigyouji) martyr, L4DAmature (Cirno), Tefal, Sikandar (dual Batt.x/GAM citizen), greenkitten, Fly, Erebeetaa, gwokymarla, Killer_Chris (dual Batt.x/GAM citizen), Mexiball, DigitalSop,

Hopukka (dual Batt.x/GAM citizen)