The Empire of Newest Badfacia

The Empire of Newest Badfacia
ASC Code BF
Capital Badbay City or BUTT FRENZY 3: RETURN TO BADBAY'S BEST DAY EVER
Official Languages English
Demonyn Badfacian
Government Roman dada
Leader Taco_Town
Establishment 23-9-11
Population 12-16
Abbreviation Badfacia
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New Badfacia was a nation founded by Bananas and Stomach Ulcers. Upon hearing that a new map had been borned, they decided to go out and quickly stake their own to refound their old nation, Badfacia, which had once been a bustling and glorious land.

GREAT ROMAN CONSTANSETINE Badfacia is a Nation founded by Taco_town and FlakeSe and Peachy_pii and Bygfoote and more friends who have added themselves to this list, it's a quite relaxed place really with bars and grills and nice things to look at. [is not building giant human fuck monster robots to make everyone into one being]

Badface is a land of glorious BARS and GRILLS and we will consume all in an ocean of hate, netherbrick,sandstone,lilly pads and oppai service milk maids.

Our science is to make for optimal chill feels with that splash rum and coke [the fucking nice mexican kind not the derp shit] in your sip glass.

We do not judge for huge urine stains because we all have these things here in badface and it comes with the obligation to drink that awaits you in this land of luxury and dreams.

Founding

New Badfacia was founded on the 23rd of September by Stomach Ulcers and Bananas.

Founding

Newest Badfacia founded in Badbay on the 1'st of February in the baddest of years 2012.

Major Events

Every day is build day.

1.8: New Badfacia is centered around the Mokita Island and the wooded land directly by it, known as Badface woods. As well it consists of the port town of Illudha, which lays on the spawn mainland and is across Mokita Island by sea, Mountain Pass Village, which lays near Kurwan/West Rhodesian land, and a fortified city ruled by Wbernd residing on the other side of spawn.

1.9 Blah blah blah roman something Badfacia has unhindered access into all biomes, the Capitol of Badbay is built on and in the Badcliffs then extends into the Badesert. The highest peak in known Badface is Vondafjall which is 104 meters and accessible via the town footpath system or through the ever growing U-Badhn all of which are designed to organic principles giving the traveler some nice things to look at. [this is also known as ocean spray mishap via nether]

On the far end of town is ran by the mayor bygoote and is aptly named revenge of son of badface where the one of the cities center pieces is which is the sacrificial feel station [pun intended]

On the way far end of east badface resides a stoic industry man named tangagangolia who churns out flavor by the pound.

This mans quest for the ultimate beige and white chill town has more than doubled badfeels as well as badfacian territory with his outposts as well as the errection of grand walls to protect from the threat of the occasional rape beast that seems to have had residence in the nation since bygfoote slept with that fuckin yev chick and spawned the fucking thing and did'nt bother to give a shit about it. So yeah, now its feral and fucking runs around naked and dirty with an errection sometimes because it seems to be going through puberty i guess.

Northern Badfacia is home to the Mercenary Guild named simply, Badface Company. It has only recently sprung up and consists of seven members and one part-time member. Visit the Badface Company page for more information.

Badface Territory

Subdivisions/settlements from 1.8

New Badfacia currently consists of Bananas City, Badface City, Illudha, Mountain Pass, The Dominion of Jod, and various fortifications and buildings across the Badface wilderness.

A new day dawns: [An introduction to the settlement of FUCK YOU] During the great badfacian domestication of the nether the mighty and truthful badfacian delogate gost boner with the power of his mind found,built, and butt ravaged a sissy bitch nether fortress twisting its cough syrup coloured walls into what is now the Badfacian blaze holocaust chili cook off quest with paper towels.

Along side this discovery and conquest spectral errection decided it was time for a new dawn, a new settlement,a new path to glory and delux sampler platter anime gurl orgy which resulted in the discovery of the settlement of fuck you.

This settlement was a lush and verdant forest with no shitty kitties and only moderate creeper hand gestures which did not detract the brave stud god/men that decided to come to the new settlement and set sights on building a true stud god's manor called the PLAY BOI MANSION.

These god/men with their mind powers and libido's of full grown dragons built unto the land a romantic get away that dwarfs anything within 500 blocks of itself.

These men's names are:

Froggle61 jon11597 xWild_Warpig Cheer_Up_Autists

New Badfacia was controlled by Bananas and Stomach Ulcers, who were mostly liberal with matters at hand. Most settlements outside the main Mokita Island and Badface Woods were usually given freedom to do whatever they wanted.

GHOST_BONER is the national delegate and diplomat.

Badfacia is a peaceful nation and will not participate in battles with other nations. welp, screwed that pooch. =/

DEEP WITHIN THE GREAT AND POWERFUL BOSNIAN WIZARDS MIND HE PONDERS “WHERE DO I GO FROM HERE? ALL THAT IS TO BE HAD IS HAD?” HIS SMILE WIDENS KNOWING WHAT WILEY POTATO MAGICS AWAIT THE PEOPLE OF OCEANIA.

And so it was for the bosnian wizard yet again that an impass came between himself and he who would be pervayer of feels.

treeplex 54 now hangs in limbo since the deadly wave of nonchills struck the nation of badfacia.

Wars were fought.

An unexpected rift within badfacian government developed which led to the sad loss to the great demi god feel commander FlakeSe who pulled out of the position unexpectedly. [redaction may occur] The crazyness of the treeplex infected his mind and autisms occurred, 3 days of deep contemplation cleared his mind and chills decended yet again. so chilly.

Certain parts of badface simply turned feral.

But the controller of potato magics bears on for he knows the way to pervey his wiley potato magics to the poor childrens from bonsia.

He has the way.

New Badfacia is known for its rugged lumberjacks, adventerous sailors, brave mercenaries, and now for turning bright colourful BRBRBRBR designs into brown poop logs. they are tasteful and delightful poops i will have you know.

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