I was born on a Tora street where the Jpop did beat,
  And the loving Soviet boots, they tramped all over us;
  And every single night, when me Khan came home tight,
  He'd invite the neighbours outside with this chorus:

[Chorus:]

  Come out you Reds and Gams;
  Come out and fight me like a man;
  Show your wife how you won medals down in Go-orask;
  Tell her how the K.R.A. made you run like hell away
  From the sandy yellow steppes of Kataristan.

  Tell her how you bravely slew
  Us ol' Katars two by two;
  Like the Kurwas, we had spears and bows and arrows;
  Tell her how you bravely faced one,
  With your enchanted diamond sword
  And you frightened them poor ol' Kurwas to their marrow.

[Chorus]

  Come, let us hear you yarn
  How you slandered the great Khan,
  When you thought him well and truly persecuted,
  Where are the sneers and jeers
  That you bravely let us hear,
  When our heroes of eleven were executed.

[Chorus]

  The day is coming fast
  And the time is here at last,
  When each otaku will be cast aside before us;
  And, if there be a need,
  Sure my kids will sing "Godspeed!",
  With a bar or two of Greenkittens's chorus. 

[Chorus]

[Extended Version]

  The day is coming fast
  And it will soon be here at last,
  When all is owned by the Khanate
  And, when Te3 is gone,
  We'll all join up in this song,
  And the trumpets of freedom will be a' blarin'.

[Chorus]

  Oh, come out ye dirty sods;
  Come out and fight without yemods;
  Show yer wife how you won medals up in Eienkyo.
  Ye murdered free young men,
  And you'll do the same again,
  So sod off and take yer anime with ye. 

[Chorus]