The Battle of the Soviet CapitulationThe finale of the Soviet-Mongol War

Nazi-Mongol Alliance standing strong
Dates 14-7-12
Location Some desert, map link
Result Khanate Victory, Soviets Capitulation
Belligerents
Flag Katten Khanate
Bremen Bremen
Flag Soviet Republic
Flag Sovinj
Leaders and Commanders
Flag Kovio
Flag Greenkitten
Bremen BlakkCooper
flag Minoriko
Auri mazznoff
Flag Fegelein
Strength
19 8
Losses
7 60

The Final Battle in the bloodiest war in server history.

Dramatic and creative reading: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/496201

With the battle count at 2 victories each, the Soviets and the Mongols were pitted in a dire battle to decide the victor. With this at hand the conditions were set and the punishments were discussed and agreed upon, if the Soviets had won, the Mongols would be forced to leave the GAM and the Soviets alone, and Kovio would have to set Nelson Yevdela free and instate him as the leader of Kovanje Vrystaat. On the other hand if the Mongols won, the Soviets would have to pledge allegiance to the great Khan becoming yet another autonomous province of the empire.

The battle required much preparation, the Soviets were left on their own due to the GAMs refusal to uphold their alliance and war duties. And the Mongols were left with only a few sets of damaged armour left over from Fort Yurt due to some Mongols' urges to loot the unused equipment. With funds suspectedly aquired from a certain russian hacker. The Soviet armoury and assets were frozen for a day which crippled their preparation. The Nazi-Mongol forces recieved excess funding from many sources including, but not limited to, Battx, Auri, and Bremen.

With the start time drawing closer and no mods online it was decided by both parties to fight in a vacant desert not too far from both side's territories. Due to this last moment change of plans both sides were given 10 extra minutes from the designated start time of 16:30gmt. While the Soviets transported materials though existing settlements and using an aquatic route, the Nazi-Mongols were making good use of limbo. The Soviet side was decked in diamond armour and enchanted weapons, while the Nazi-Mongols did not have the same uniform nor was it up to the Soviet's quality. A mismatch of old iron armour, some diamond armour and few enchantments the bulk of the Nazi-Mongol arsenal was Kovio's arrows and Mazznoff's potions. With Bremen bringing the majority of the supplies to the battle site it was left to the rest of the Mongols to arrive and recieve their war kit. The Soviets appeared more organised at first, but there was great confusion, no one followed Fegelein's orders and more than half of the people who promised to come didn't do so.

As the new start time approached everyone on the Mongol side was given armour, weapons and food. Everyone on the Soviet side was given a block of dirt and a prayer.

The Battle

The building phase of the battle began, and within minutes the Mongols had a fort to defend themselves from the band of Soviets.
On the Soviet side however, everyone went full retard and instead of building the obsidian fort Fegelein prepared, many people decided to build random things and to waste all the lava, cacti and soulsand. Many people simply rushed to the supply chests and stole as much as they could, leaving many without any potions, food and arrows while a few others were able to buff themselves properly. Fegelein got mad, demolished some of the random stuff and within the last five minutes the only thing which could be built was an ugly obsidian house without any defenses.

As soon as the battle phase began the Soviets creeped up along the river and began building boxes of dirt to shield themselves from the barrage of mongoloid arrows.

First phase of the battle, the Soviets advance to the river, build fortifications and attempt to get into the fort via waterfall

Fegelein, being the bravest, most honourable and the last original leader of the Soviets, attacked the fort head on setting some Nazi-mongol combatants on fire and a few were knocked down and died from fall damage forcing them to retreat for a little. The Soviet charge kept their enemy cooped up in their fort, where all the Mongols could do was to fire volleys of arrows at their dirt huts. With a lot of arrows going to waste Nazi-Mongol commanders ordered a ceasefire to allow the Soviets time to get closer and within a more accurate range. It just so happened that this allowed Soviet troops to run around the fort attacking it from more than one side. One brave Bosnian, Aradesh, snuck into the Nazi-Mongol fort unnoticed due to everyone else engaging external enemies. Aradesh spilt buckets of lava around the beds and supply chests causing chaos amongst the Nazi-Mongols. Once dealt with and the arrows proving not too successful against distant and sheilded Soviets some restless Mongols jumped down off the fort's battlements and started attacking the attackers at close quarters proving to be a more successful tactic.

Second phase of the battle, after the arrow ceasefire Nazi-Mongols engage in close combat with the opposing force

Kopfjaeger, using his Canadian ingenuity (Canadians don't have ingenuity), decided that the Mongols should just rush the Soviets, and many others agreed. Jumping off the high walls half the Nazi-Mongol force charged the Soviet base supported by a volley of arrows. With a pitiful base the Soviets could not defend it was ravenged within a couple moments, earning Mazznoff a hundred million kills. Some Soviets forgot to put stuff like diamonds back into the supply chest which resulted in the loss of several diamond stacks and building materials. This caused the Soviets to surrender uncondiontally making this one of the shortest battles the Mongols have participated in.

Third phase of the battle, after the defeat of the leading forces Nazi-Mongols attack the opponent's camp
The sun sets on the Nazi-Mongol fort.

Much celebration was had by the Nazi-Mongols and surprisingly little butthurt from the Soviet side. Though for whatever reason HerrMarisa decided it was necessary to kill everyone who went to the spawn afterward promptly getting him banned.
Not too soon after came a declaration from Fegelein that he would retire from server politics, and handed the reigns of the Soviet Republics over to the Katten Khanate. but he reconsidered it and decided to continue leading the Soviet Armed Forces, albeit being a vassal of the Khanate now.
It was decided that the Mongols would erect a town in honour of the battle and to all the fallen.

Reactions

“Haha benis :—DDDDD” -Ghoul
“STriker pieace of shit” - Kopfjaegar “Ban everyone on this server” - HerrMarisa “Damn, if only our plan had worked” - Fegelein (I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING KIDS!!!)

Some blatent lies

04:19 - Gwokymarla: write in the wikik i killed the whole team myself with a wooden sword
04:19 - Gwokymarla: and i was too pwnage they banned me

Following Battle

The Soviets and the Mongols are now united against the GAM, more to come.

There were no damages to property because the battle was fought in an empty desert, though it did hit the Soviet's stockpiles. Chris's feelings were hurt because he didn't get any loot at all and forgot his diamond armour at home. Absurdium was upset because no one told him where the battle was. HerrMarisa's loss of his african negro gf made him kill everyone. Soviets had heatenings because a lot of potions, diamond armors and diamond stacks were looted.

Data from IRC chatlog from 2:55:24 AM Australian Time (begin of the combat phase), and until 3:10:40 AM, when te3 said the battle was over.

Mongol side Soviet side
Name has slain has shot was slain was shot other death Name has slain has shot was slain was shot other death
mazznoff 24 0 0 0 0 Fegelein 3 0 7 0 1 (FF*)
kovio 16 0 0 0 0 Arty22222 0 0 3 0 0
BlakkCooper 15 0 0 0 0 Ivana97 0 0 3 1 2 - Zombie+burn
Minoriko 0 1 1 0 1 -Falling nettob 0 0 4 0 0
Omaar 1 0 0 0 0 Aradesh 0 0 6 0 0
Striker2117 1 0 0 0 0 klemen 0 0 6 0 1 - Zombie
Blub2000_AD 0 0 1 0 0 ZiGaZaga 0 0 8 0 0
Libertarians 0 0 1 0 0 merelej 0 0 9 0 1 -Falling
Killer_Chris 0 0 0 0 2 -FF*+falling Scruffy124 0 0 11 0 1 -Suffocation
tomklash 0 0 0 0 1 -Lava

FF* = Friendly Fire, the player was killed by an ally

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