Siege of West BattkhortiaPart of the War of the Breshikan Succession
Dates 6-14-88
Location K_Chris's manor
Result pyrrhic loyalist victory
Belligerents
Flag Holy Breshikan Empire Flag West Battkhortia
Leaders and Commanders
Flag P_P_A
Flag Sidmarcus01
Flag Killer_Chris
Strength
2 1
Losses
1 2

In retaliation to K_Chris's previous acts of aggression, the army of the Holy Breshikan Empire was mobilised against West Battkhortia. P_P_A and Sidmarcus01 set up an ambush in his manor and killed him twice.

Main article: War of the Breshikan Succession After the departure of Shakomatic, K_Chris crowned himself Kaiser of the Holy Breshikan Empire, though he was recognised by the oldfag community (deal with it). He affronted the Breshikans numerous times, murdered P_P_A while he was on a diplomatic mission, and declared war to P_P_A and Sidmarcus01. Nieuw Walschor and Kriegstein united their forces to give K_Chris a much-needed dose of lulz.

Before The Battle

Sidmarcus01, P_P_A, and Ralxtew infiltrated K_Chris's manor in West Battkhortia and logged off, waiting for their target to appear. (Camping is for faggots, mmmkay?)

The Battle

On 23:10, Killer_Chris signed in. Though Ralxtew was missing, P_P_A and Sidmarcus01 went ahead with the plan and suddenly appeared in K_Chris's manor. Having spotted the enemies, K_Chris climbed the roof of the building and dropped down into the atrium, critically wounding P_P_A. While he was trying to extinguish the fire that engulfed him, K_Chris struck the finishing blow, but was in turn slain by Sidmarcus01. As he respawned he was killed a second time. Sidmarcus01 triumphally left the battlefield with his enemy's equipment in hand.

Robbed of his diamond gear, Killer_Chris begged Sidmarcus01 to have mercy and to return to him at least his sword, which the ruler of Kiregstein kindly agreed with like the proud American he is didn't give a fuck and proceeded to free the whole server.. They met at the spawn, whence P_P_A too teleported to witness the ongoings. As soon as he had gotten his sword back, K_Chris turned it against P_P_A—still unarmoured—and set him on fire; though the Field Marshal was able to retreat, he eventually succumbed to freedom, bitch.

Reactions

K_Chris was butthurt USA, while the Breshikan alliance celebrated their victory. However, upon the ending of the battle, the nazis of Eisenbach and the Knights of St. Breivik proclaimed their support for K_Chris. Britain and Israel greatest allies.

Initially, East Battkhortostan sought to extricate itself from the conflict. However, upon hearing the return of Shakomatic and the formation of the Khaganate, Battx lent its support to the pretender to the Breshikan throne.

Killer_Chris lost his entire equipment save for his sword. After the battle, 31 iron ingots, 59 pieces of lapis lazuli, and a diamond helmet were found (among less valuable things) in an unprotected furnace and chest and claimed as the victors' spoils, nothing that a little bit of DEBT can fix. FUCK YEAH!

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