Operation Drunk Chiggin

Operation Drunk Chiggin Part of the Mongol Wars &
War of the Breshikan Succession

Chiggins are a legitimate army infa100%
Dates 3-2-2013
Location Nova Avence
Result Greenkitten banned until he was sober
Belligerents
Katten Khaganate National Standard The Mercantile Republic of Port Mouth
Leaders and Commanders
Greenkitten National Standard Hinoarashi (maybe?)
Strength
2
Thousands of chiggins
1
Loses
chiggins many

Killer_Chris and Greenkitten spammed eggs all over Avence, resulting in a thousand chickens. Enton bans Greenkitten for being too drunk illegal PVP.

Greenkitten got drunk. Mad drunk. The cunt was piss fucking drunk. He was falling out of his chair and laughing like an intoxicated idiot. He shouldn't be held responsible for his own actions.

Feb 02 14:54:52 <autism>	<Greenkitten> .spaen
Feb 02 14:56:55 <autism>	<Greenkitten> .spawn
Feb 02 14:57:00 <autism>	<Greenkitten> ,spawn
Feb 02 14:57:10 <autism>	<Killer_Chris> ./ 
Feb 02 14:57:11 <autism>	<Greenkitten> 's[awn
Feb 02 14:57:24 <autism>	<Killer_Chris> put the beer down
Feb 02 15:34:36 <autism>	<Greenkitten> .spawrem
Feb 02 15:35:01 <autism>	<Greenkitten> ,spawn
Feb 02 15:35:14 <Rosenmann>	Greenkitten try /kill
Feb 02 15:35:24 <autism>	<Greenkitten> fuggg ou
Feb 02 15:35:38 <autism>	<Greenkitten> .psawmn int_nethyr
Feb 02 15:35:56 <autism>	<Greenkitten> ,spawnre int_nehter
Feb 02 15:36:50 <autism>	<Greenkitten> ,hooome
Feb 02 15:37:06 <autism>	<Greenkitten> 'homme
Feb 02 15:48:55 <autism>	<Greenkitten> login Chris is a cunt
Feb 02 15:50:08 <autism>	Greenkitten was shot by Hinoarashi
Feb 02 15:49:01 <autism>	[Greenkitten was KICKED (Login Timeout)]
Feb 02 15:51:39 <autism>	<Greenkitten> MONGOL STRONG

Feb 02 15:58:19 <autism>	<Hinoarashi> why are you guys attacking neutral parties?
Feb 02 15:58:31 <autism>	<Killer_Chris> you are in breshik you have to die
Feb 02 15:58:33 <autism>	<Greenkitten> MOMNGOL STRONGEST NEUTRAL PATY
Feb 02 15:58:38 <autism>	<Hinoarashi> yo, is a mod on?
Feb 02 15:58:48 <autism>	<Hinoarashi> we don't role play.
Feb 02 15:58:48 <autism>	<Greenkitten> MONGOL STRONGEST@!
Feb 02 15:59:05 <autism>	<Greenkitten> .spawn
Feb 02 15:59:16 <autism>	<Greenkitten> '/spawn
Feb 02 15:59:17 *	Koinucian has quit (Ping timeout: 20 seconds)
Feb 02 16:00:39 <autism>	Hinoarashi hit the ground too hard
Feb 02 16:03:32 <autism>	<Hinoarashi> I didn't think you guys were boyfriends with breishik
Feb 02 16:03:43 <autism>	<Greenkitten> FUCK OU MONGO STRONG

Chris and Green spammed chiggins all over Avence, they worked out that with the amount of eggs they had if they unloaded them all it would equate to just over 1000 chiggins. Though you can't hold this many eggs at once so the pair had to take many trips back and forth along the nether rails. A couple times along the way Greenkitten came across an evil breshekian Hinorashi (a Breshekian sympathiser) with a quick slash they were disposed of. Hinorashi crying those fake Breshekian tears contacted Enton for apparent “Illegal PVP.” A mongol drunk on fermented horse milk threw some eggs and attacked people.

Enton having an irrational hatred towards the mongols banned Greenkitten and K_Chris for a few days.

After the eggs were hatched, K_Chris tore down the Breshikan flag and replaced it with a Khaganate flag, causing Shako much butthurt.

BWKeegan Killed all the chickens before Shako got back from training. Afterwards PPA and Sidmarcus seceded from Breshik and Shako declared war on everyone.

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