At 5:50 PM, suspect began flailing his arms and yelling at passersby that Endermen have kidnapped his family and he is King of the Home Depot parking lot. Officer Tomoko initially arrived at the scene and attempted to question the suspect and noted the scent of cat urine on the suspect. Suspect identified himself as Shakomatic, King of the Home Depot parking lot.

Officer Tomoko called for backup and Officer BearMonger showed up on the scene. At this point, we cannot confirm or deny that Officer BearMonger might have brandished a firearm at the suspect. Officer Hinoarashi defused the situation, giving the suspect directions to the nearest soup kitchen.

The people of Kriegstein are becoming increasingly alarmed at the regularity of homeless men urinating on their roads and have petitioned the government of Battkhortostan to do something about it.