The Commonwealth Ender "War"

This article is Austrobernd trying to safe face while surrendering. See the Commonwealth-Ender War for in-depth details about this conflict.

Hino had blue balls and wanted to fight, after caerulia refused to battle (>Tomoko: Bawww, they invaded me and stopped my revolution, Hino, war them!), hino tried to wage war on the COM. after a cassus belli was found the COM tried to negonate, but a battle, a great battle, would be also really nice. But hino had her days and when they tried to shedule a battle, it was too much retardness too handle and the fight was cannceld. gr8 job hino.

some chat logs (click to display)

some chat logs (click to display)

8[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> dann kill tomoko :-D
8[00:25]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> they will never find me
8[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> tomoko come spawn
8[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> its a trap
8[00:26]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> :DDD
8[00:28]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro kome spawn
8[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] * Austrobernd was slain by Hinoarashi
8[00:29]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hino :-)
8[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> That's for Tomoko
8[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austo
8[00:30]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> hahahahah
8[00:32]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> You went to spawn with a sword and TNT
8[00:33]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Sounds like terrorism.
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8[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> june, it was an ambush, yeti was trying to get me killed
8[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> austro come spawn
8[00:41]	Spock: [alpha] <Tomoko> yeti starts war, yeti fuels war
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8[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Okay, since you're the other leader.
8[00:45]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Here are our demands.
8[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Killer_Chris placed as King of Breshik and an unconditional surrender.
8[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> and here are mine demands:
8[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> This is a declaration of war.
8[00:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> fuck you
8[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> When would be an okay time for battle? We can schedule some and decide locations.
8[00:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> take your medicine
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8[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Oh, are we allowed to war with TNT?
8[00:54]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Please say yes.
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> yeti wo bist du?
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <yeti30> ehm
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> wait
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> We have blue balls. We need to test our scimitars.
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Need stuff to shoot.
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Say yes.
7[00:55]	June: tfw Hino went full warmonger
8[00:55]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> well
8[00:56]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> no
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8[01:00]	Spock: [alpha] <Moorglade> fuggin nerds
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8[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> WE ACCEPT
8[01:30]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Cheers.
8[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <niller1703> Tacomatic is gonna kill us
8[01:31]	PPA: Nah
8[01:31]	PPA: It's a Breshikan tradition
8[01:31]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> He'd probably give you an asspat for digging your heels in.
8[01:31]	PPA: As soon as Shakomatic leaves, at most a day later, his regents declare a disastrous war
8[01:32]	PPA: and then he comes back to find everything in ruins and on fire
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8[01:37]	PPA: Well congratulations, you got yourself in a war.
8[01:37]	PPA: Now what's the next step in your masterplan?
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8[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> dont you want to shedule a battle
8[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Yeah.
8[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> it was your idea
8[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm asking if next week some time's OK with them.
8[01:37]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> I'm going to Disney land
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8[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Hinoarashi> Tomoko can't walk through the streets of Bydlograd and feel safe.
8[01:46]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> OF COURSE you cant peacefully throught bydlograd
8[01:47]	Spock: [alpha] <Austrobernd> there spawn dozends of zobies nigga
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The COM - Ender “War” COM: Time waster hino war
Dates 5.1 2015 - 6.5.2015
Location in the chat
Result Treaty of somerset (draft)
Belligerents
Eastern Commonwealth
Republic of Ender
Leaders and Commanders
Austrobernd, Niller
Hinoarashi
Strength
2 1
Battle Losses
hours of time Throne of Breshik

Actual description of the events who lead to the war

  • battles/enderwar2.txt
  • Last modified: 2023/04/15 16:57
  • by salah