The Battle of al-IskandariyaPart of the Battkhort Civil War
Mongols and Communists storming the broken wall
Dates 22-01-13
Location al-Iskandariya
Result Status Quo Antebellum
Belligerents
FlagWest Battkhortia
Supported By
United Territories of Tangaloa
FlagKingdom of Battkhortostan
Katten Khanate
Leaders and Commanders
FlagK_Chris
Tangaloa
FlagSikandar
Greenkitten
Strength
2 2
Loses
~15 ~30

Growing tired of seeing the glorious cactus and sandstone wall from their shanty shacks, the Communist Imperialists of the Kingdom of Battkhortostan attacked the free and innocent Western Battkhortia.

After K_Chris declared independence and erected the great wall, Sikandar joined forces with the long-dormant Mongol Horde and began sending Yevs to invade his humble manor. He defended his lands and the Communists looked in envy at his prosperity, swearing to get revenge.

Greenkitten began firing volleys of arrows over the wall and K_Chris asked him kindly to stop. In return, Greenkitten climbed the wall and stabbed K_Chris in cold blood.

The Battle

K_Chris and Greenkitten duelled for hours. As the sun set, Tangaloa declared that the United States of Western Battkhortia is a free and sovereign nation and should remain a buffer state for all eternity. The Mongol nerds warriors couldn't handle would not accept this and invaded en masse.

Tangaloa used his long stockpiled resources and weapons to subdue the invading forces while K_Chris enjoyed a cup of tea coffee (because he is American) in his manor, when suddenly he heard a huge explosion. The Mongols, who have no respect for sand-based architecture, set a line of TNT against the wall and detonated it, destroying only the Eastern Side. K_Chris donned his fire aspect blade “Free Evergreen” and began making short work of the invaders, setting fire to them all.

The damages from the TNT.

Tanga of Loa used the power of the staff to resurrect the great wall and sent upon the Mongols a wave of undead creatures. Skeletal archers began rising from the moat and fired upon the mongols. Creepers chased them into their homes and set them ablaze. In the end the Mongols were simply overwhelmed and a white-peace was declared.

The Undead forces wreaking havoc on the Eastern side

All the griefing was fixed and no one was banned in what will remain the only Mongol battle in which no participants were harassed by admins afterwards.

Reactions

“We would have gotten away with it if it weren't for you meddling kids mods!” – t. greenkitten

Everything was rolled back. Except for mongol butthurts.

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