====== Walefinów ====== ^ //**Former colony of Walefinów**////** Byłe Terytorium Kolonialne Walefinowa**// ^^ | Former colony of [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] || | Location | [[http://map.dev-urandom.eu/#/-66/64/-8489/-2/3/0|map]] | | Local Languages | Polish\\ more Polish | | Government | Colonial State | | Leader | [[people:venomthrope|Venomthrope]] | | Establishment | 25-02-13 | | Population | 0 | | Abbreviation | //WF// | Onionland's first colony. Made to make Finns' butts hurt, as they don't deserve such a cosy island. Sadly, it was took back by dirty Finns. it wasn't me who wants a war but now i don't care anymore cause venomthrope is just a nigger and onionland is getting bigger and bigger :----------DDD ===== History ===== === LE GRAND OPENING === One day some poles from [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] suggested starting a war with the Finngols. [[people:venomthrope|venomthrope]] reacted by paying the nation's capital a visit; though a representative of his nation, he behaved in disregard to any diplomatic conventions and only provoked the docile Poles. | {{:2013-02-25_20.16.35.png?427}} | | The brave settler ready for adventure time | | {{:settlements:walefinow2.png}} | | The settlers of Walefinów celebrating the founding. | Unwilling to bear such an affront, Koinu decided to claim some land for Onionland near [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]] to secure the Poles a strategic bridgehead near enemy lines. He came from [[settlements:izmorosjov|Izmorosjov]] to the shores of Finngolian land and planted a Polish flag on an unclaimed island. People started gathering. [[nations:dead:nieuw_walschor|Nieuw Walschor]] is rumored to have had a hand in the affair, though a sign in the first house [[people:p_p_a|P_P_A]] built on the island denies any involvement of his. Representatives of the [[settlements:kijima|Peaceful Island Empire of Kijima]] and the [[nations:hbe3|Holy Banana Empire]] recognised the Polish claim to the island and graced it with a state visit each. [[people:enton|Enton]] built an onion made of mushroom blocks - a trademark of Onionland - on the island. Soon over half a dozen Poles had assembled to celebrate the founding of their colony. Tasty Pope's Kremówkas and other noice things were prepared, and consumed amid rudimentary fireworks. === Worst war ever and the end of polish rule === On 28.02 [[people:venomthrope|well known finnish mod abuser]] removed stuff built on the island. Two brave Poles tried to fight but they got banned for 'illegal pvp' although [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was in state of war with [[nations:new_finngolia|New Finngolia]]. Poles just took materials that were left for them and left Walefinów without saying anything. [[nations:onionland|Onionland]] was confirmed for being bunch of pussies. | {{settlements:brave_polish_hussar_fighting_with_evil_imperialist.png?427}} | | Brave hussar fighting with evil mongol imperialist mod abuser | ===== Landmarks and Surroundings ===== There was a cosy hut, a flag and an onion. Also Finngolian walls are visible from the island. Now there's nothing. ===== Economy ===== Rich in finnish butthurt. ===== Local Life and Issues ===== The Polish natives to the island live in constant fear of the faraway imperialistic New Finngolian nation spreading its tentacles into the farthest parts of the ocean. ===== Government ===== Under [[nations:new_finngolia|Finngolian]] administration. ===== Military ===== Walefinów was home of guns and cannons. Various weapons were being built in order to secure this land from savage finns. | {{:settlements:dzialo_antyfinskie.png?520}} | | Anti-mongol cannon JEBFIN Mk.I in action| ===== Residents ===== The sprits of all brave hussars and plumbers. Now they're gone. | {{:settlements:walefinow1.png?520}} | | From left to right: Enton, Blendzior, Koinucian, PAPIEZTANCZY, OneToTen, Rumzeiss |