====== The Bogan Isles ======
^ //**The Bogan Isles**// ^^
| {{:settlements:new_australian_flag.png?300|}} \\ //The Aboriginal flag is under the Union Jack because they are lesser beings.// ||
| Local Languages | English\\ Stine \\ Bogan |
| Demonyn | Bogans |
| Government | Indipendant Island Dictatorships |
| Leader | Each island is indipendant. |
| Establishment | Unknown |
| Population | <10 |
| Abbreviation | The Bogans |
The Bogan Isles are predominately Australian based users clustered together on adjacent islands.
===== History =====
=== Founding ===
When [[memes:omgmac_pay_derps|omgmac disappeared]] and [[people:tetete|tetete]] took over the reigns of admin it was decided to create a new map, In the first few days Sheep Island was discovered and subsequently settled. [[people:k_chris|K_chris]] and [[people:mazznoff|mazznoff]] created a house on one side of Sheep Island dugging it crator landing as creepers had yet to be nerfed. Not long after they invited [[people:fly|fly]] and [[people:greenkitten|greenkitten]] to join them. After a while Green moved out and created his own house on the island and a large sheep enclosure, as time went on more people arrived and it was getting stagnant. With an exploration party sorted they took boats out and annexed a few islands off the coast. These islands soon became personal havens for certain individuals. After a lot more time passed some people left, others joined and griefers griefed.
=== Return to the Isles ===
After [[settlements:vinland|failing to create a colony]] and with the [[battles:mongol_wars2|mongol lifestyle]] taking its toll, greenkitten and gwokymarla returned to build on their islands along with them [[people:jam_tin_jack|Jam_tin_jack.]] With the high concentration of Australians on these islands the area became to be known as The Bogan Isles. \\
A few months later the last inhabitant of Port Loco handed over the town to the Bogan Isles, which due to abandonedment was overgrown with trees and vines.
===== Islands and Landmarks =====
With a variety of islands each has its own style and history.\\
{{:settlements:bogan_iles.png?300 |}} \\ //Location of the Isles//
==== Awesome Island ====
Owned by [[people:gwokymarla|Gwokymarla]], its a big hole in the ground. The trees here often grow too large and [[people:cabastard|caBst]] has to come online and cut them down.
==== Sheep Island ====
== Crator Landing ==
Abandoned settlement, very little activity happens here. [[people:bernard|Bernard]] was constructing a secret underwater nazi bunker here until he lost his job and his apartment, so now there is a tribute to the fallen comrade on the island. Though there has been a few noobs that rock up occasionally and build a house, failing to make it far from old spawn.
== Port Loco ==
The abandoned and overgrown settlement, [[settlements:pl|read about the old history here.]]
==== Depression Island ====
Owned by greenkitten. Here there are 2 japanese style castles, the orginal "Pathetic Loser" castle and a clone which is exactly double the size, build by Jack to make Green look even more pathetic because he didn't even have the biggest building on his own island.
==== Dickhole Island ====
Owned by Jam_tin_jack. This island is entirely artificial, made from dirt looted from the [[nations:soviet_republic|Sobiets]]. From the decking you can see a large Aussie flag.
==== Giant VB can ====
A half finished VB can shows the true spirit of the Bogans. Made by Plaintoothpaste.
==== Uninhabited/Abandoned islands ====
There are a few islands uninhabited, or just abandoned. These people got halfway through building and mysteriously disappeared. Others have yet to be constructed upon.
===== Economy =====
There used to be sheep but due to abandonment they either escaped or starved to death
===== Local Life and Issues =====
Ever since the installation of trainlines the islands have been easy targets for [[memes:greeber|griebers]]. Other than that the islands are peaceful.
===== Residents =====
==== The Bogans ====
* Greenkitten
* Gwokymarla
* Fly
* Jam_tin_jack
* Faiilure
* plaintoothpaste
* Septicaemia
==== Former Bogans ====
* K_chris
* mazznoff
* Bernard
==== Honorary Bogans ====
* [[people:tangaloa|Tangaloa]] :---------D
===== National Anthem =====
A song about a homeless suicidal thief sung by a Russian really captures the Australian spirit.
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