====== The Bogan Isles ====== ^ //**The Bogan Isles**// ^^ | {{:settlements:new_australian_flag.png?300|}} \\ //The Aboriginal flag is under the Union Jack because they are lesser beings.// || | Local Languages | English\\ Stine \\ Bogan | | Demonyn | Bogans | | Government | Indipendant Island Dictatorships | | Leader | Each island is indipendant. | | Establishment | Unknown | | Population | <10 | | Abbreviation | The Bogans | The Bogan Isles are predominately Australian based users clustered together on adjacent islands. ===== History ===== === Founding === When [[memes:omgmac_pay_derps|omgmac disappeared]] and [[people:tetete|tetete]] took over the reigns of admin it was decided to create a new map, In the first few days Sheep Island was discovered and subsequently settled. [[people:k_chris|K_chris]] and [[people:mazznoff|mazznoff]] created a house on one side of Sheep Island dugging it crator landing as creepers had yet to be nerfed. Not long after they invited [[people:fly|fly]] and [[people:greenkitten|greenkitten]] to join them. After a while Green moved out and created his own house on the island and a large sheep enclosure, as time went on more people arrived and it was getting stagnant. With an exploration party sorted they took boats out and annexed a few islands off the coast. These islands soon became personal havens for certain individuals. After a lot more time passed some people left, others joined and griefers griefed. === Return to the Isles === After [[settlements:vinland|failing to create a colony]] and with the [[battles:mongol_wars2|mongol lifestyle]] taking its toll, greenkitten and gwokymarla returned to build on their islands along with them [[people:jam_tin_jack|Jam_tin_jack.]] With the high concentration of Australians on these islands the area became to be known as The Bogan Isles. \\ A few months later the last inhabitant of Port Loco handed over the town to the Bogan Isles, which due to abandonedment was overgrown with trees and vines. ===== Islands and Landmarks ===== With a variety of islands each has its own style and history.\\ {{:settlements:bogan_iles.png?300 |}} \\ //Location of the Isles// ==== Awesome Island ==== Owned by [[people:gwokymarla|Gwokymarla]], its a big hole in the ground. The trees here often grow too large and [[people:cabastard|caBst]] has to come online and cut them down. ==== Sheep Island ==== == Crator Landing == Abandoned settlement, very little activity happens here. [[people:bernard|Bernard]] was constructing a secret underwater nazi bunker here until he lost his job and his apartment, so now there is a tribute to the fallen comrade on the island. Though there has been a few noobs that rock up occasionally and build a house, failing to make it far from old spawn. == Port Loco == The abandoned and overgrown settlement, [[settlements:pl|read about the old history here.]] ==== Depression Island ==== Owned by greenkitten. Here there are 2 japanese style castles, the orginal "Pathetic Loser" castle and a clone which is exactly double the size, build by Jack to make Green look even more pathetic because he didn't even have the biggest building on his own island. ==== Dickhole Island ==== Owned by Jam_tin_jack. This island is entirely artificial, made from dirt looted from the [[nations:soviet_republic|Sobiets]]. From the decking you can see a large Aussie flag. ==== Giant VB can ==== A half finished VB can shows the true spirit of the Bogans. Made by Plaintoothpaste. ==== Uninhabited/Abandoned islands ==== There are a few islands uninhabited, or just abandoned. These people got halfway through building and mysteriously disappeared. Others have yet to be constructed upon. ===== Economy ===== There used to be sheep but due to abandonment they either escaped or starved to death ===== Local Life and Issues ===== Ever since the installation of trainlines the islands have been easy targets for [[memes:greeber|griebers]]. Other than that the islands are peaceful. ===== Residents ===== ==== The Bogans ==== * Greenkitten * Gwokymarla * Fly * Jam_tin_jack * Faiilure * plaintoothpaste * Septicaemia ==== Former Bogans ==== * K_chris * mazznoff * Bernard ==== Honorary Bogans ==== * [[people:tangaloa|Tangaloa]] :---------D ===== National Anthem ===== A song about a homeless suicidal thief sung by a Russian really captures the Australian spirit. {{youtube>IiMJ16DwGhk?medium}}