====== Killer Chris the Hedgehog ====== 
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<Sikandar_> you aren't american
<Sikandar_> you are 'merican
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|   CHRIS IS ACTUALLY A LATINO **VIVA LA RAZA VIVA MEXICO** \\ B DIAZ might stand for Bruno Diaz which is Bruce Wayne's name in Spanish. \\ Could Killer Chris also be the Batman?   |
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**[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zIDiHXvhOY|PARTY AT K_CHRIS' HOUSE COME ONE EBERYBODY LETS HAVE FUN FUN FUN ITS FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY LOOKING FORWARD TO THE WEEKING OMG I LUV REBEKA BLAC SO MUCH <3<3<3 GOTTA GO FAST GOTA GO FAST GOTTA SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY VERY FAST 420 BLAZE IT FAGOT IM SLIM SHADY OR WHATEVER THAT WHITE CRACKER SAYS TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK OMG MILEY CIRYS :-D]]**
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**[[http://youtu.be/NL77-jlfDTs?t=29s|YOU THOUGHT THE PARTY WAS OVAH DIDNT YA PRICK???? WELL THINK AGAIN BECAUSE THE AFTER PARTEH GOES OOON AND ON AND IM ALL OUT OF LOVE BUTT I CAN STILL CRACK UP A BEAR AND HAEV MOER FUN!!!! :-D SO LETS PARTY BABY LETS PAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRTEEEEHHH IN THIS WORLD AND VERY FAST OMG IM SO HIGH ON COCAINE RIGHT NOW FUCK YOUR SHIT I FUECKED YOUR MOM!!!!!!!1]]**
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**[[http://imgur.com/a/OGMRB|THIS IS INDISPUTABLY THE BEST FUCKING WIKI PAGE IN THE WHOLE GOD DAMN COKE SNORTING HUMINZ TRAFFICKIN RACIST CRAKER DRUGG SMUGGLING WEED PLANTING BORDER HOPPING MOTHERFUCKIN WORLD AND YOU CANNOT PROVE ME WRONG YOU SON OF A BITCH HEIL KECHRIS!!!]]**
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This user is <wrap em><del>Canadian</del> American</wrap>.\\
He has <del>un</del>warranted self-importance and <del>an inferiority complex</del> freedom.
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Inventor of the Redstone Block
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^   //** Killer Chris\\ //of America// **//   ^^
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| Real Name | //Hulk Hogan// |
| Residence | [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] |
| Languages | AMERICAN (native)\\ French (to understand when they surrender)\\ |
| Ethnicity | AMERICAN |
| Religion | JESUS |
| National Affiliation | [[nations:battkhortostan:battx8:start|Kingdom of Battkhortostan]] |
| Political Affiliation | [[nations:katten_khaganate|Katten Khaganate]] |
| Holdings | West Battkhortia\\ Isle of Maleth |
| Titles | Kasier und König of the Holy Breshikan Empire\\ Duke of Cumberland\\ Commissar and Primus inter pares of Battx.\\ Envoy to the Great Khan\\ Elector of West Battkhortia\\ Governor of Fort Lovely\\ MP of Evergreen\\ Grandmaster of B.E.N.I.S.\\ Conqueror of the UKin General and Breshik in Particular\\ Ph.D.|
| Joined | June, 2011 |
| Order | [[orders_and_guilds:orders:black_skull_society|Black Skull Society]] |
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|   //Ganadian, bls :DD//   ||
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K_Chris is from <del>Canada</del> America. He says <del>"eh" and "aboot"</del> god bless america. He lives in <del>an igloo</del> mcdonalds and <del>apologizes for everything</del> remembers 9/11. His internet runs on <del>baby seal oil</del> bacon grease. He eats fatty foods for breakfast, lunch and dinner (apparently he is allergic to fruits and vegetables). He is <del>better than</del> American<del>s</del>.

Wrote the [[http://vocaroo.com/?media=vFftt2PsaT6xv0VPk|Hymn of Butthurt]], the national anthem of Battkhortostan.

Pretender to the throne of the Holy Breshikan Empire and Avence

He's the fastest hedgehog you will ever meet. From America.
^   Full Stylized Title   ^
|   His Imperial Majesty Killer Chris I de Battkhort-Breshik by the Grace of God, Kasier und König of the Holy Breshikan Empire, Duke of Cumberland, Commissar and Primus inter pares of Battkhortostan, Envoy to the Great Khan, Elector of West Battkhortia, Lord of Rhodes, Bürgermeister of King, Fried Chicken Colonel of Kentucky, Mac of Big, Governor of Fort Lovely, Member of Parliament of the West Rhodes House of Commons from Evergreen, Grandmaster of B.E.N.I.S., Conqueror of the United Kingdom in General and Breshik in Particular, Ph.D.   |



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<caBst-An2> areteee is not my fault K_Chris is a bigot.
<caBst-An2> He is obviously Quebecois: racist and closed minded
<caBst-An2> Anglo Canadians are open for all cultures.
<caBst-An2> That is what makes Canada strong: diversity.
<caBst-An2> Canada is Multiculturalist since its foundations.
<caBst-An2> And finally white Canadians are realizing how priveleged they have been.
<caBst-An2> People of all races and religions are climbing up in Canadian society.
<caBst-An2> The new face of Canada will be Hispanic, Asian, Arab, Indian and African.
<caBst-An2> For that Canada needs to become a Republic.
<caBst-An2> The Queen is a symbol of Anglo Saxon opression.
<caBst-An2> And that my friend is very anti Canadian.
<@K_Chris> this is physically hurting me
<@K_Chris> please stop
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<K_Chris> I'm not racist but
<K_Chris> everyone who isn't white should be genocided
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**[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7Q0_DgXHG0|ITS OK DESPITE HIS RACISM BROWN PEOPLE STILL LOEB KCHRIS HERE IS SOME GREAT RUSSIATODAY OBTAINED FOOTAGE PROOVING IT I SWEAR THIS IS NOT CAPITALIST PROPAGANDA PLEASE VISIT RUSSSIA WE REALLY NEED UR MONIES NOW WE STARVING(((((( BUT NO HOMOS OK :-D]]**
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=== Redstone Blox ===

Little known fact, Chris is the inventor of the redstone block, having first suggested it to _jeb in 2011.

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|   //Killer Chris' Theme: **Gotta Go Fast!**//   |   //The man himself//   |


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<wrap hi>Editors note: Victoria is the cat</wrap>

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|   //More of Christopher//   |

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|   //huehuehue//   |

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|   THE DREAM COMES TRUE   |