======GuyNormus the Ginormous======

[{{:people:ghdfghdfghgfhd.png?400 | as described by his good friend windows98drive}}] GuyNormus lives in the ruins of California. He was a member of the [[nations:winduzastikan_empire|Winduzastikan Empire]], since the days of the Federation on Alpha. He established the town of Jefdale and [[settlements:sans_isle|The Isle of Sans]].

Normus served in the Winduzastikan Army during the September 2018 [[battles:venesian_bay_invasion|Venesian Bay Invasion]], recording a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zM0wgSOIlo|portion of the battle]], using his laptop's trackpad with the grace of a drunken toddler. He had planned to make a video showcasing the history of Alpha's realm but never got to it, but the responses to it can be found [[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/13nf7zJOIBjFyLDF2kbqdw2eQ_t3O5m1jEGDMRGxpnDg/edit?usp=sharing|here]].

On Harmonia, GuyNormus started the EAA with Tambo577 and calabacin69 (R.I.B.). He mostly works on projects at the Armory or the Sandpit, or travels the server and helps new players. 

====Praise for GuyNormus====

"pfft" (anhud)

"You bitch child" (yeti30)

"urine" (Tambo577)

"You like me Eggs" (not Salah)