This player is **a cunt of the highest order**
====== Greenkitten ======
^ //** Pathetic loser Greenkitten **// ^^
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| **Language(s):** | Strine (native), English, Drunk |
| **Roles and Titles:** | Khan in the Katten Kaganate \\ Managing director of Grundescorp \\ **Cunt** \\ King of Depression Island \\ Mayor of Girlfriend \\ Caretaker of Spawn Markets \\ Caretaker of Spawn Farms \\ Thieving Convict Scum |
| **Ball:**| {{:nations:balls:greenkitten.png}} |
| Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Perkel|Mongol]] |
Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He used to run the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], owned [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]], lived in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] and worked for [[orders_and_guilds:orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. In the pre-Oceania he has [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|lived in]] [[settlements:novi_settlements:new_hamburg|New Hamburg]], [[nations:xin_taibei|Taibei]], and [[nations:nova_kurwa|Nova Kurwa]]. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as [[settlements:greenland|Greenland]], [[settlements:vinland|Vinland]], [[settlements:gf|Girlfriend]] and some [[people:striker2117|conspiracy theorists]] believe he had some involvement in [[nations:west_west_battx|West West Battkhortostan]].
==== Military services ====
"//You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//". //— feati 2012/05/13 09:18//
==== Secrets ====
(5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat.
(5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in?
(5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten's brains holds so many secrets.
(5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all.
==== Oppressed Minority ====
It ain't easy being white
It ain't easy being brown
It ain't easy being green
==== Edgy ====
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==== Relations with Shakomatic ====
Grenkitten's favourite sword is called the "[[people:shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] Slayer" \\
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He now uses Shako's head as a weapon.\\
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===== Known troll =====
WHAT
THE
FUCK
What is it?
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
ALL MY SHEEP
ARE FUCKING GREEN WTF IS THIS
[GlitchyBat connected]
sounds like a personal problem
THE FUCK HAPPENED?
MY FUCKING WOOL BUSINESS IS RUINED
dye them white?
NO
I guess new competition has moved in??? :-----DDDD
NOOOOOOOOOOO
GREEEEEEENNNNKITTTTEEEENNNNNN
FREE KOVIO
YA FUCKING CUNT
lol
YA FUCKING BOGAN PIECE OF SHIT
i recommend dying them back
WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG
ebuc :----DDDD
[caBst disconnected]
=== part 2 ===
(3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten
(3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck
(3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep
(3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it
(3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf
(3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD
(3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them
(3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that?
(3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring
(3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well
(3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit.
(3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined.
(3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;)
(3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy
(3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones
(3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones.
=== Now with pics :3 ===
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| **AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE** ||
==== Political Policies ====
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