This player is **a cunt of the highest order** ====== Greenkitten ====== ^ //** Pathetic loser Greenkitten **// ^^ | {{:people:xzcv.jpg?200|}} || | **Language(s):** | Strine (native), English, Drunk | | **Roles and Titles:** | Khan in the Katten Kaganate \\ Managing director of Grundescorp \\ **Cunt** \\ King of Depression Island \\ Mayor of Girlfriend \\ Caretaker of Spawn Markets \\ Caretaker of Spawn Farms \\ Thieving Convict Scum | | **Ball:**| {{:nations:balls:greenkitten.png}} | | Ethnicity | [[Ethnicities:Perkel|Mongol]] | Greenkitten is an Aussie who cannot be trusted, he used to play on his [[people:gwokymarla|brother's account]]. He can often be seen inviting [[people:kovio|troublemakers]] and [[people:jam_tin_jack|bogans]] to the server. He used to run the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]], owned [[settlements:bogans|Depression Island]], lived in [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] and worked for [[orders_and_guilds:orders:grundeswald|Grundescorp International]]. In the pre-Oceania he has [[http://mc.dev-urandom.eu/map/#/-731/64/-2859/max/2/0|lived in]] [[settlements:novi_settlements:new_hamburg|New Hamburg]], [[nations:xin_taibei|Taibei]], and [[nations:nova_kurwa|Nova Kurwa]]. He had founded and had helped found many settlements such as [[settlements:greenland|Greenland]], [[settlements:vinland|Vinland]], [[settlements:gf|Girlfriend]] and some [[people:striker2117|conspiracy theorists]] believe he had some involvement in [[nations:west_west_battx|West West Battkhortostan]]. ==== Military services ==== "//You weren't just useless, you were drunk, too late, you broke the rules and you managed to kill more allied men (1) and bystanders (1) than enemies (0)//". //— feati 2012/05/13 09:18// ==== Secrets ==== (5:13:44 PM) caBst|IRC: I also don't hate greenkitten even though I want to crack open his skull with a bat. (5:15:37 PM) Ivan: Why don't you hate him, yet want to bash his skull in? (5:16:53 PM) caBst|IRC: Because greenkitten's brains holds so many secrets. (5:16:55 PM) caBst|IRC: I want them all. ==== Oppressed Minority ==== It ain't easy being white It ain't easy being brown It ain't easy being green ==== Edgy ==== {{:people:gk-8.jpg?nolink&648|}} ==== Relations with Shakomatic ==== Grenkitten's favourite sword is called the "[[people:shakomatic:start|Shakomatic]] Slayer" \\ {{:people:shakomatic_slayer.png|}}\\ He now uses Shako's head as a weapon.\\ {{:people:shako_s_skull.png|}} ===== Known troll ===== WHAT THE FUCK What is it? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? ALL MY SHEEP ARE FUCKING GREEN WTF IS THIS [GlitchyBat connected] sounds like a personal problem THE FUCK HAPPENED? MY FUCKING WOOL BUSINESS IS RUINED dye them white? NO I guess new competition has moved in??? :-----DDDD NOOOOOOOOOOO GREEEEEEENNNNKITTTTEEEENNNNNN FREE KOVIO YA FUCKING CUNT lol YA FUCKING BOGAN PIECE OF SHIT i recommend dying them back WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGG ebuc :----DDDD [caBst disconnected] === part 2 === (3:09:40 PM) caBst|IRC: greenkitten (3:09:42 PM) caBst|IRC: you fuck (3:09:46 PM) caBst|IRC: all of my fucking sheep (3:09:49 PM) caBst|IRC: all of it (3:09:50 PM) caBst|IRC: wtf (3:09:58 PM) greenkitten: :---------DDDDDD (3:10:06 PM) greenkitten: I fixed them (3:10:15 PM) caBst|IRC: Why would you even go to the fucking end of the world to do that? (3:10:28 PM) greenkitten: I was exploring (3:10:43 PM) greenkitten: don't worry I did it to other settlements as well (3:11:01 PM) caBst|IRC: Now I have to use my bones for fetilizer to fix this fucking shit. (3:11:18 PM) caBst|IRC: I'm ruined. (3:11:29 PM) greenkitten: Well I am selling bones at spwan ;) (3:12:05 PM) greenkitten: its my money making strategy (3:12:26 PM) greenkitten: dye everything green so that people buy my bones (3:13:07 PM) caBst|IRC: I'll beat the shit out of you and use your bones. === Now with pics :3 === |{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.20.png?350|}} |{{:people:2013-03-09_02.12.33.png?350|}} | | **AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE** || ==== Political Policies ==== {{:people:1301550084001.jpg?nolink&1000|}}