====== Grundeswald Multinational Congolomorate ======
Grundescorp is an international corporation dedicated to bettering the lives of all those who dwell in the server. It arose from [[people:striker2117|obscure origins]] in mid 2011 and today boasts a large body of members.
^ //**Grundescorp**// ^^
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| Motto | //Efficeincey is the future// |
| Establishment | Mid 2012 |
| Status | New World Order |
| Membership | [[http://ronaldgrundeswaldgospelchoir.bandcamp.com/track/woke-up-this-morning-dialectic-fagterialism-remix-hd-ft-ronald-grundeswald|unknown]] |
===== History =====
more to come soon
===== Charitable efforts =====
The congolomorate is widely involved in charity and community service activities. In contemporary times, resources are collected only from the membership, and is to be devoted to charitable purposes. Grundeswald Multinational Congolomorate worldwide disburses substantial charitable amounts to non-Grundescorp charities, locally, nationally and internationally.
Some examples of Grundescorp charities include:
* Free labouring on community projects such as the Happy Merchant Market
* Public farms at the current spawn.
* Medical assistance.
* Providing building resources to the needy.
* Rail building.
In addition to these, there are many philanthropic organisations around the server created by Grundescorp employees to provide a fun environment for the denizens of the server.
**WARNING!** Do __NOT__ demand a charitable effort from Grundescorp. Doing so will have [[battles:Grundescorp_vs_Chris|dire consequences.]] Requesting and asking kindly are much more appreciated.
===== Membership =====
Generally, to be accepted for initiation, a candidate must:
* Be a [[people:mystialorelei|man]] who comes of his own free will.
* Believe in a [[orders_and_guilds:orders:order_of_the_staff|Supreme Being]] (the [[orders_and_guilds:orders:black_skull_society|form]] of which is left to open interpretation by the candidate).
* Be at least the minimum age (from 18–25 years old depending on the jurisdiction.).
* Be of [[people:desu|good morals]], and of [[people:kovio|good reputation]].
* Be of [[people:striker2117|sound mind]] and body (regional offices have in the past denied membership to a man because of a physical disability; however, now, if a potential candidate says a disability will not cause problems, it will not be held against him).
* Be free-born (or "born free", i.e., not born a slave or bondsman).
* Be capable of furnishing character references, as well as one or two references from current corperation members, depending on jurisdiction.
Some regional offices in the [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] have an additional residence requirement, candidates being expected to have lived within the jurisdiction for a certain period of time, typically six months.
===== Lunar missions =====
On [[http://kittykrew.org/index.php/topic,6376.0.html|October 20, 2012]] Grundeswald sucessfully landed the first manned space craft onto the surface of the minecraft moon. While completing such a historic achievement some [[people:tangaloa|naysayers]] still believe that the whole ordeal was faked in a secret underground studio located under the Grundeswald HQ.
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On January 15, 2013 Grundescorp funded a second manned mission to the moon this time without watermelons.
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===== Locations =====
=== Headquaters ===
The Grundeswald international headquaters is based in Katarbad.
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=== Spawn ===
After building the public farms at spawn with donations from [[people:tangaloa|various]] [[nations:battkhortostan:battx6|sources]] Grundescorp began building a regional office space to keep and maintain various projects at spawn.
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=== Battx ===
After building a rail to [[settlements:al-iskandariya|Al-Iskandariya]] from the slums of Kovenje, Grundescorp set up a regional office to maintain the rails and work on future projects in the region.
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=== Fort Yurt ===
To help the [[settlements:bremen|Nazi]]-[[nations:katten|Mongol]] alliance [[battles:siege_of_fort_yurt|defeat the GAM-Soviet forces]], Dynacorp built a large underground complex to secure victory for the Nazi-Mongol forces.
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=== Kovanje Vrystaat ===
Since Yews are considered good with money, Grundescorp set up luxury yev apartments in the slums of Kovanje.
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=== Eien-Kyo ===
Moving focus to the [[nations:gam2|far east]] Grundescrop made a regional office in [[settlements:eien-kyo|Eien-kyo]]
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==== Former locations ====
=== Nova Avence ===
As an incentive for Grundescorp to broker a peace agreement between the ongoing conflict between [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] and [[nations:kingdom_of_nova_avence|Breshik's successors,]] a local office space was created.
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| //external view// | //internal view// |
After [[battles:operation_enduring_freedom|Operation Enduring Freedom]] Kiaser Shakomatics new "5 week**Butthurt** Plan" Grundescorp and other extranational entities were nationalized. The Grundescorp building was slated for destruction to make way for the national treasury. After this announcement, Grundescorp employees quickly removed all valuables and burnt all documents, then proceeded to initiate the self desctuct feature.
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===== Public opinions =====
[18:38:00] Chris: what the fuck is grundeswald
[18:38:06] Chris: it's one of the scariest things ever
[18:38:22] Chris: I walk into a building and there's 14 dogs staring at the letter G
[18:38:39] Chris: I go to my yurt and there's a giant golden dome
[18:40:23] Chris: when breshik got out of line you literally detonated a building