^ //**Shaqo bin Laden's cow bombing**// ^^ | {{ :battles:miltank-annoyed.png?300 | Surviving cows weren't impressed}} || | Dates | 1-26-14 | | Location | [[settlements:hinoarashington|Hinoarashington, D.E.]] | | Result | lol | ^ Belligerents || | {{:battles:cow.png?22|Flag}} Cows | {{:nations:balls:breshik.png|Flag}} Karak khaldun | ^ Leaders and Commanders || | Cow | {{:nations:balls:breshik.png|Flag}} Shako | ^ Strength || | 0 | 1 | ^ Losses || | A couple of cows | Dignity | ===== Background ===== Following the [[battles:dwarfliberation|Enderian Anti-slavery Campaign]] and the unjustified banning of Enderian officials, [[people:shakomatic:start|Shaqo bin Laden]] seized the opportunity to blow one of his two raids in Hinoarashington. Some cows were kept in a pit for killing machine test subjects. === The "Battle" === Shako bombed a couple cows in a pit, maybe took some wheat, and played with item frames, probably. === Reactions === Ender hardly noticed.