====== The Commonwealth Ender "War" ======
This article is Austrobernd trying to safe face while surrendering. See the [[battles:commonwealth-ender-war|Commonwealth-Ender War]] for in-depth details about this conflict.
Hino had blue balls and wanted to fight, after caerulia refused to battle (>Tomoko: Bawww, they invaded me and stopped my revolution, Hino, war them!), hino tried to wage war on the COM. after a cassus belli was found the COM tried to negonate, but a battle, a great battle, would be also really nice. But hino had her days and when they tried to shedule a battle, it was too much retardness too handle and the fight was cannceld. gr8 job hino.
8[00:25] Spock: [alpha] dann kill tomoko :-D
8[00:25] Spock: [alpha] they will never find me
8[00:26] Spock: [alpha] tomoko come spawn
8[00:26] Spock: [alpha] its a trap
8[00:26] Spock: [alpha] :DDD
8[00:28] Spock: [alpha] austro kome spawn
8[00:30] Spock: [alpha] * Austrobernd was slain by Hinoarashi
8[00:29] Spock: [alpha] hino :-)
8[00:30] Spock: [alpha] That's for Tomoko
8[00:30] Spock: [alpha] austo
8[00:30] Spock: [alpha] hahahahah
8[00:32] Spock: [alpha] You went to spawn with a sword and TNT
8[00:33] Spock: [alpha] Sounds like terrorism.
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8[00:41] Spock: [alpha] june, it was an ambush, yeti was trying to get me killed
8[00:41] Spock: [alpha] austro come spawn
8[00:41] Spock: [alpha] yeti starts war, yeti fuels war
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8[00:45] Spock: [alpha] Okay, since you're the other leader.
8[00:45] Spock: [alpha] Here are our demands.
8[00:46] Spock: [alpha] Killer_Chris placed as King of Breshik and an unconditional surrender.
8[00:46] Spock: [alpha] and here are mine demands:
8[00:46] Spock: [alpha] This is a declaration of war.
8[00:46] Spock: [alpha] fuck you
8[00:47] Spock: [alpha] When would be an okay time for battle? We can schedule some and decide locations.
8[00:47] Spock: [alpha] take your medicine
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8[00:54] Spock: [alpha] Oh, are we allowed to war with TNT?
8[00:54] Spock: [alpha] Please say yes.
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] yeti wo bist du?
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] ehm
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] Say yes.
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] wait
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] We have blue balls. We need to test our scimitars.
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] Need stuff to shoot.
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] Say yes.
7[00:55] June: tfw Hino went full warmonger
8[00:55] Spock: [alpha] well
8[00:56] Spock: [alpha] no
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8[01:00] Spock: [alpha] fuggin nerds
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8[01:30] Spock: [alpha] WE ACCEPT
8[01:30] Spock: [alpha] Cheers.
8[01:31] Spock: [alpha] Tacomatic is gonna kill us
8[01:31] PPA: Nah
8[01:31] PPA: It's a Breshikan tradition
8[01:31] Spock: [alpha] He'd probably give you an asspat for digging your heels in.
8[01:31] PPA: As soon as Shakomatic leaves, at most a day later, his regents declare a disastrous war
8[01:32] PPA: and then he comes back to find everything in ruins and on fire
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8[01:37] PPA: Well congratulations, you got yourself in a war.
8[01:37] PPA: Now what's the next step in your masterplan?
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8[01:37] Spock: [alpha] dont you want to shedule a battle
8[01:37] Spock: [alpha] Yeah.
8[01:37] Spock: [alpha] it was your idea
8[01:37] Spock: [alpha] I'm asking if next week some time's OK with them.
8[01:37] Spock: [alpha] I'm going to Disney land
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8[01:46] Spock: [alpha] Tomoko can't walk through the streets of Bydlograd and feel safe.
8[01:46] Spock: [alpha] OF COURSE you cant peacefully throught bydlograd
8[01:47] Spock: [alpha] there spawn dozends of zobies nigga
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got tired of copying the logs further
^ //**The COM - Ender "War"**// COM: // Time waster hino war////// ^^
| Dates | 5.1 2015 - 6.5.2015 |
| Location| in the chat |
| Result | Treaty of somerset (draft) |
^ Belligerents ||
| Eastern Commonwealth \\ | Republic of Ender \\ |
^ Leaders and Commanders ||
| Austrobernd, Niller \\ | Hinoarashi\\ |
^ Strength ||
| 2 | 1 |
^ Battle Losses ||
| hours of time | Throne of Breshik |
{{:battles:hino_has_her_days.png|Actual description of the events who lead to the war}}