======The Coronation Heist======
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^           //**The Kreigstein Coronation Heist**//           ^^
| {{ battles:glitchy-with-crown.png?400 |}} || 
| Dates | 9-2-14 |
| Location|[[settlements:wsebr|Nouvelle Kriegstein]] |
| Result | Ender obtains Crown |
^  Belligerents  ||
| {{:nations:balls:ender.png|Flag}} [[nations:ender2|Ender Republic]]\\ | {{nations:balls:kriegstein.png}} [[nations:second_kingdom_of_kriegstein|Kingdom of Kriegstein]] |
^  Leaders and Commanders  ||
| {{:nations:balls:ender.png|Flag}} [[people:glitchybat|Glitchy]] | {{nations:balls:kriegstein.png}} [[people:sidmarcus01|Sidmarcus01]]  |
^  Strength  ||
| 1 | Lots of spectators |
^  Losses  ||
| A few minutes | Crown |
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==== The Background ====
Kriegstein announced a Coronation Ceremony on Sunday the 9th of February. Little did the crownee, [[people:sidmarcus01|Sidmund Marcus the First]], know [[battles:avence_city_bombing|history tends to repeats itself]].

==== The Ceremony ====
The [[people:rosenmann|Pope]] used preist-like teleportation powers to warp attendants to the ceremony. They all stood and watched (as Kreigstein cannot afford chairs) and begun the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZHIl5MX7Bc|music]]. Pope Rosendiana Jones spoke words of blessing and threw the crown on the ground and Sid absorbed it.

==== The Kreigstein Pool Party ====

After the crown was bestowed (along with some stick or something) Sid, Pope Rosen, and the attendees left the church to have a pool party. Other attendees wandered around town a bit. Rosen flew around like a helicoptor casually showing off his ability to levitate to the bunch of people.

Everyone kinda wandered around, unconcerned of the mysterious figure in a blue hood was walking around.

==== The Heist ====

After some splashing around in the pool of holy water, Sid hopped out and went towards the church to get a towel, but didn't notice the blue hooded figure sneak up behind him and jabbed him between the armor pieces.

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[Sidmarcus01 was slain by GlitchyBat]

(12:51:40 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: FUG
(12:51:41 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: o kurwa
(12:51:43 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: HAIL ENDER
(12:51:52 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh crown
(12:51:55 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Muh royal scepter
(12:52:09 PM) houdini: [G] Ralxtew: ;_;
</file>

The blue hooded assassin, revealed to be none other than [[people:glitchybat|Glitchy]], swiftly grabbed the Crown from Sid's unconscious body and warped home. Unfortunately for him, he was unaware a sceptor was also present, but was probably a stick or something so who cares.

==== A Series of Unfortunate Events ====
After warping home with the magic of Ender Dragon's love, Glitchy typically rubberbanded because he has shitty USA internet. He dropped the crown which Pope Rosen, who followed Glitchy's teleportation trace and probably has superior internet, picked up. Glitchy, being schizophrenic from [[memes:mod_abuse|the last time a mod got involved in politically motivated attacks]], attacked the Pope and took back the crown.

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[Rosenmann teleports to GlitchyBat]
[Rosenmann was slain by GlitchyBat]
(12:52:21 PM) houdini: [G] GlitchyBat: NO STEALING STOLEN CROWN
[Rosenmann bans Glitchy forever for the reason of 15]
</file>

Glitchy immediately started crying in IRC like Togepi from the older Pokemon anime episodes.

<file>
(12:52:28 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oops
(12:52:35 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: I have you some spruce saplings
(12:52:38 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: don't have dark oak ones
(12:52:42 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: *gave
(12:52:45 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: wher is it?
(12:52:48 PM) GlitchyBat: MODABUZE
(12:52:53 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: 32 to be exact, along with the dirt
(12:52:58 PM) Rosenmann: I will lift a ban soon
(12:53:07 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: it's a permaban
(12:53:07 PM) Rosenmann: I am unpolitical
(12:53:12 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: gotta go
(12:53:17 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil: cya]
(12:53:17 PM) Rosenmann: how do i tempban xD
(12:53:18 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: >Reason: 15
(12:53:19 PM) houdini: [G] Sidmarcus01: Ok Cya
(12:53:21 PM) houdini: [G] Telendil left the Server
(12:53:23 PM) houdini: [G] P_P_A: you put the number AFTER the reason
(12:53:27 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: oooh
(12:53:30 PM) houdini: [G] Rosenmann: i forgot
</file>

Glitchy was then unbanned from his 15-minute permaban in about 5 minutes. Glitchy logged on and lead Rosen to his death chest, making ammends and clearly stating that Ender does not have any means of aggression to apolitical popes.

==== Reactions ====

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t8MbnWGcWc|I like this song]] - t. Blue hooded figure

==== Complete Log ====

http://pastebin.com/qErPBxAw