====== Night of the Long Butthurt ======


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^       //**Night of the Long Butthurt**//part of the //**[[battles:mongol_wars2|Mongol Wars]]**//       ^^^    
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| Date | 1-5-12 ||
| Location| [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]] ||
| Result | Ambiguous, Ban of Khanum_Chen, Death of Elkku's cat ||
^  Belligerents  |||
| {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:katten|Katten Khanate]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}} [[nations:new_badfacia|Badfacia]]| {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's cat |
^  Leaders and Commanders  |||
| {{:nations:kittykatempire.png?22|Flag}} Chen†   \\ {{:nations:katkraine.png?22|Flag}} [[people:sikandar|Sikandar]] | {{:nations:badfaciaflag.png?22|Flag}}[[people:taco_town|TACO_TOWN]] | {{:battles:meow.png|Meow}} Elkku's Cat |
^  Strength  |||
| 3| 2 | 1|
^  Losses  |||
| 2 | 2 | 1 |
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Everyone is butthurt

===== Background =====
[[people:Sikandar|Sikandar]] was gloating like a faggot about how he stole all of Badface's coal. TACO_TOWN thought he'd try and be slick, and said he wanted to pay off the mongols to prevent further raids. He first tried to lure them into Badface but then settled on meeting at spawn. Khanum Chen was sent to retrieve the goods.
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=== The Battle ===
Apparently TACO_TOWN doesn't know how to throw potions or some shit. After ambushing Khanum Chen, he ran to a nether portal being pursued by Sikandar and [[people:k_Chris|Killer_Chris]] seeking revenge. The Mongols called off the chase and regrouped at spawn, which cued TACO_TOWN to try and catch the mongols off-guard. Light on their feet, the mongols reacted instantly and chased him into the sea, where he chose to drown rather than be slain at the hands of the mongols.
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==== The aftermath =====
TACO_TOWN was visibly upset, <del>lost his cool exterior, and bawled about getting his enchanted shit back</del> **[in all reality TACO_TOWN browbeat and bluffed the under educated mongels into giving back loot that was rightfully theirs which struck TACO_TOWN as being funny being that, y'know,they're supposed to be fucking mongels and therfor scavengers and opertunistic pack hunters and therefor had full rights to keep the shit lol]** and <del>how he wanted his coal</del> [was never mentioned twas merely retaliation] despite saying he didn't give a fuck about it just before the assault. K_Chris, fearing the consequences and carrying the lion's share of the loot, gave back every item he acquired.[conned] **Khanum Chen,[who,funnily enough, took the troll bate from the bosnian wizard and got himself banned]** missing the fight, went on a rampage in Badface, dyeing all of the sheep white and killing [[people:Tangaloa]] multiple times without provocation. Elkku's cat was killed in a moment of buttfrustration at the lack of mod intervention in the griebing.

=== Reactions ===
Some people probably felt betrayed, mongol PR was hurt, along with <del>virgin Badfacian butts</del>. //[for the record,no part of badface has anything to do or to be assosiated with the word/term/meaning of "virgin"]//

===== Damages =====
I'm pretty sure we got more loot from Badface than they got from us. <del>All of the sheep in Badface were ethnically cleansed leading to a harmonious white sheep society, courtesy of Khanum Chen</del>. Debts <del>were</del> need to be paid to Tangaloa, but the sheep have been redyed.



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